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Title: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: sprite75 on September 02, 2010, 10:00:35 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg) (over their built in radios) Stormtrooper #1: I wonder if that bird guy tastes like chicken? Stormtrooper #2: Ask him. In fact I dare you to. Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: retrorussell on September 02, 2010, 11:37:26 PM General: Wow, I hear you're a giant chicken that can actually talk. Let me ask you some questions: what is an illegal movement made by a pitcher in baseball called?
Chicken thing: Baaaaaalk! General: Impressive.. now, what is a synonym for the word "eat"? Chicken thing: Gobble! General: Amazing. Now, which is stupider; a chicken or a turkey? (chicken thing bites general's head off) Stormtrooper 1 to Stormtrooper 2: A turkey, apparently. Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: Mr. DS on September 03, 2010, 10:55:32 AM Bird Bird makes good with the Empire.
Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: Dr. Whom on September 04, 2010, 04:47:10 PM Pleased to meet you Mr. Ambassador. I'm so glad you could make it to our annual Turkey Shoot.
Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: Hammock Rider on November 10, 2010, 11:36:55 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
Stormtrooper #1: "We'd better throw a drop cloth over that statue of the Emperor in the breakroom." Stormtrooper #2: "Roger that." Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: venomx on November 10, 2010, 03:50:16 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
General: Welcome and thanks for coming to the job interview. Chicken Sith: BraaaaKKkkk! Thanks for having me, Sir. Stormtrooper 1: (singing lightly) Suuunnnny Daaay... Sweepin the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get... How to get to Sesame Street. Stormtrooper 2: Knock it off dude, thats really not called for. Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: El Misfit on November 11, 2010, 08:22:55 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
Thank you for coming, Mr. Byrd. I hope you can get the outlaws that stole Princess Leia. The Bounty on them is $1000000 per person and a signed autograph from Mr. Vader himself! Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 12, 2010, 10:54:59 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
Stormtrooper #1: "Little does he know the big role he's going to play in the post-summit dinner party." Stormtrooper # 2: "Roger that" "I hope Lord Vader gets the same caterer we had last year.." Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: AndyC on November 21, 2010, 03:43:30 PM You wear a disguise to look like human guys....
Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 21, 2010, 09:54:16 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
Stormtrooper #1: "Geez, he thinks he's a bigshot because he was in a movie." Stormtrooper#2: "Yeah, really. The Giant Claw wasn't that good.." Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: AndyC on November 22, 2010, 09:20:07 AM "I loved you on Kids in the Hall."
Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: flackbait on November 23, 2010, 01:35:04 AM Trooper #1:So what do you think BBQ or Deep Fry?
Trooper #2:Deep fry, it'll take all day otherwise. Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: El Misfit on November 23, 2010, 02:25:50 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
Stormtrooper 1: So, he has been the Turkey all along? Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 25, 2010, 04:16:26 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg)
Stormtrooper #1: "Keep your eye on the birdie." Stormtrooper:2: "Haha, very funny." Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: AndyC on November 25, 2010, 08:53:07 AM Just like those crafty Imperials to host a summit with the Gobblerians on Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Stormtroopers wonder Post by: TheDope on November 27, 2010, 11:40:33 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090820055730/starwars/images/thumb/7/77/Gavrisompellaeon.jpg/670px-Gavrisompellaeon.jpg) Concept art from Blood Freak 2: The Empire Strikes Quack. |