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Title: I'm confused
Post by: sprite75 on October 03, 2010, 02:01:36 PM
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I'm confused.  Is this the name of the store?  Or is it what people say when they see the prices of the items contained within?



Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: Mr. DS on October 03, 2010, 03:23:14 PM
"Resurrecting the notion of low prices"


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 03, 2010, 08:17:53 PM
Yeah, it's impressive he owns his own business, but I heard he used his Father's connections.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: Mr. DS on October 04, 2010, 07:08:41 PM
Named after what people say when they get their total at the checkout.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: El Misfit on October 06, 2010, 09:39:39 PM
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(written micrometers under Christ) doesn't approve of these prices!


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: retrorussell on October 06, 2010, 11:24:51 PM
Christopher apparently thought so highly of himself he didn't bother to finish putting the name of his store on the building.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 08, 2010, 02:05:15 PM
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"The Power of our Window Display COMPELS you to buy an overpriced watch!

                                       or

"Where we treat our customers like they walk on water"

                                or
"Crucifying high prices every day!"


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: sprite75 on June 16, 2011, 10:22:22 PM
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Most people are unaware of Jerry Christ, the younger brother of Jesus who moved north to Switzerland and opened a store.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 21, 2011, 06:23:13 PM
Jesus grew bored of heaven, went to L.A., hung out with Flava Flav and got hooked on horology...

...It's just business the biblical way baby!


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: AndyC on June 22, 2011, 02:00:39 PM
The other part of their marketing strategy involves bums carrying placards warning that "the hour of His coming is nigh."


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: InformationGeek on June 23, 2011, 05:41:46 PM
Christ!  Christ looks like a great store.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: El Misfit on June 23, 2011, 06:26:35 PM
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Christ, you don't have cross necklaces?!


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: AndyC on June 23, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Jesus H. Christ, proprietor.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 24, 2011, 09:23:01 AM
Jesus Christ, Superstore.


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: AndyC on June 24, 2011, 09:50:41 AM
Jesus Christ, Superstore.
I think we have a winner. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: I'm confused
Post by: sprite75 on June 24, 2011, 07:44:28 PM
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Bless us O' Lord,
and these thy pieces of merchandise,
which we are about to purchase,
through Christ, the store owner and our Lord, Amen.