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Title: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on October 29, 2010, 07:38:56 PM Since a top 100 always seems to be filled up fast and there's usually things not mentioned that could've been, I say lets go to 500 :teddyr: now i'm sure if it's okay to do this, but since I guess no one has done it, let's go then
1) A Gorilla suit Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: indianasmith on October 29, 2010, 07:41:47 PM 2. A Temporal gate leading to the late Roman Republic, circa 55 BC
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: retrorussell on October 29, 2010, 08:54:25 PM 3. 60-inch television!
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Rev. Powell on October 29, 2010, 09:32:10 PM 4. Rent-free permanent houseguest Rev. Powell.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Paquita on October 29, 2010, 10:28:42 PM 5. A life size animated singing and dancing Santa
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on October 29, 2010, 10:30:10 PM 6) Badmovies.org poster!
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: indianasmith on October 29, 2010, 11:37:28 PM 7. A Star-Trek-style transporter pad pre-programmed with the exact coordinates of all my favorite arrowhead hunting spots (and Anne Hathway's house)
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on October 29, 2010, 11:39:01 PM 8. Phasers
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: JaseSF on October 30, 2010, 12:26:58 AM 9. A working Robby the Robot
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Jack on October 30, 2010, 06:54:55 AM 10) A Boss 429 Mustang in the garage.
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/mump_060600_boss_1_z1969_ford_mustang_boss_429left_side_view.jpg?t=1288439623) Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 30, 2010, 07:43:20 AM 11) A room ... with a MOOSE!
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Cthulhu on October 30, 2010, 08:10:35 AM 12. Walls.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on October 30, 2010, 09:48:08 AM 11) A room ... with a MOOSE! eating walnuts? :wink:13) a water slide into your 14) 6.5' pool Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Doggett on October 30, 2010, 09:56:02 AM 15. ED-209
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Paquita on October 30, 2010, 10:11:12 AM 16. A ball pit
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Silverlady on October 30, 2010, 11:30:51 AM 17. a live-in CHEF :teddyr: Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: venomx on October 30, 2010, 11:46:28 AM 18. 70's Cylon under my control.
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6744/cylon731915.jpg) (http://img502.imageshack.us/i/cylon731915.jpg/) Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Doggett on October 30, 2010, 12:06:20 PM 19. A proton pack.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on October 30, 2010, 12:09:54 PM 20) Santa Claus.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: indianasmith on October 30, 2010, 03:55:29 PM 21. A holodeck, with mortality safeguards easily turned off for houseguests.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: HappyGilmore on October 30, 2010, 07:44:39 PM 22.) Leg Lamp.
You know, the one from A Christmas Story. I got one in mine, everyone should have one. Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Paquita on October 30, 2010, 10:47:36 PM 23. A neon-lit rotating waterbed.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on October 31, 2010, 09:43:26 AM A neon lit door way
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: indianasmith on October 31, 2010, 03:31:16 PM 24. A MUCH larger relic rooom than the one I have now, with a full Tylosaurus skeleton hanging from the ceiling!
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: The Burgomaster on November 01, 2010, 12:42:20 PM 25. A harem of gorgeous women who will fan me and feed me grapes while I lie on big, soft pillows.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Doggett on November 01, 2010, 12:42:52 PM 25. A harem of gorgeous women who will fan me and feed me grapes while I lie on big, soft pillows. Those aren't pillows... :wink: Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Rev. Powell on November 01, 2010, 01:15:48 PM 25. A harem of gorgeous women who will fan me and feed me grapes while I lie on big, soft pillows. Those aren't pillows... :wink: It's permanent rent-free house guest Rev. Powell, and I'll thank you to stay off my "pillows"! Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: venomx on November 01, 2010, 01:26:30 PM 26. Mini ver. of Mecha Godzilla 74... maybe like 10ft tall. (with payload, under my control)
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 01, 2010, 07:34:02 PM 27) One of every LEGO set ever made :tongueout:
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: HappyGilmore on November 01, 2010, 09:01:01 PM 28.) A talking Pee-Wee Herman Doll. Cause it's the best toy ever invented.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Sleepyskull on November 01, 2010, 09:40:10 PM 29. A room that's just a giant moonbounce.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Paquita on November 01, 2010, 09:49:04 PM 30. Indoor pool and waterslide... neon lit, of course.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: indianasmith on November 01, 2010, 10:37:27 PM A DVD Library with every film ever made by Brain Damage, Troma, and Full Moon Productions!
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2010, 08:01:15 AM 32.) An extensive midget porn collection
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: The Burgomaster on November 02, 2010, 11:01:28 AM 33) Guest rooms for all the regulars in this forum (well, maybe not ALL :teddyr:)
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2010, 11:42:10 AM 34.) A room dedicated to farting and scratching your privates
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 02, 2010, 12:28:28 PM A DVD Library with every film ever made by Brain Damage, Troma, and Full Moon Productions! So ... a torture room, right? :teddyr:Quote 34.) A room dedicated to farting and scratching your privates I have one of those. I call it, "every room in my house."Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Paquita on November 02, 2010, 02:46:35 PM 35. At least one turret.
Quote 34.) A room dedicated to farting and scratching your privates I have one of those. I call it, "every room in my house."Butt this one would be special. It should have fine framed paintings of hairy butts and handsome leatherbound books about passing gas. Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: lester1/2jr on November 02, 2010, 03:17:31 PM 35) a cylindrical object
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 02, 2010, 04:35:55 PM 36) a 3 person hot tub bath (x5)
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: lester1/2jr on November 02, 2010, 05:00:00 PM 37 ) virtual reality thing like in that Demi Moore movie
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 02, 2010, 09:23:10 PM 38) Sloths :teddyr:
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: JaseSF on November 02, 2010, 10:33:47 PM 39) the sense and style of Gerry Anderson's "UFO" TV Series...
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: ulthar on November 02, 2010, 10:40:41 PM 39) the sense and style of Gerry Anderson's "UFO" TV Series... If the women in your house look and dress like Gabrielle Drake, can I come to your Christmas Party? Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Trevor on November 03, 2010, 06:57:17 AM 40) Someone to come home to...... :bluesad:
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Mr. DS on November 03, 2010, 07:09:42 AM 41.) An "off" switch for anyone annoying me
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 03, 2010, 07:35:40 AM 42.) An Ice cream maker
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Derf on November 03, 2010, 01:38:23 PM 43.) A room with $10,000,000 in cash in it (in twenties, fifties, and hundreds).
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 04, 2010, 07:35:38 AM Going back to Jack's post with the 70 Boss 302 Mustang, I'm going to add 6 more cars to make it lucky number 7
44) Hennessey Venom GT (http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-54734705425182/vgt-p1-25.jpg) 45) Porsche 918 Spyder (http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/03/porsche_918_spyder_01.jpg) 46) McLaren MP4-12C (DuPont Registry's 2011 Car of the Year!) (http://aeonesky.squarespace.com/storage/z/MclarenMP4-12c1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1256338190742) 47) Lexus LFA Conv. (http://www.tuningnews.net/wallpaper/1024x768/lexus-lf-a-roadster-01.jpg) 48) Nissan GTR (http://chrisescars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nissan_gtr.jpg) 49) 57 Chevy Bel-Air (http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt201/coltencars/57ChevyBelAir.jpg) Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: indianasmith on November 04, 2010, 06:06:51 PM How you gonna tow a boat with ANY of those?
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Doggett on November 04, 2010, 06:15:55 PM 50. An Elvira standee ( or, even better, Elvira herself !!! :teddyr: )
(http://i578.photobucket.com/albums/ss227/Agtdoggett/llll005.jpg) Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 04, 2010, 06:20:47 PM How you gonna tow a boat with ANY of those? oh wait: 51) Lamborghini LM 002 (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Lambo_LM_002_1.jpg/800px-Lambo_LM_002_1.jpg) Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: JaseSF on November 04, 2010, 11:05:05 PM 52) an hook-up to an artesian well....
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Jack on November 05, 2010, 07:17:53 AM 53) A modest home theater system
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/FrontView.jpg?t=1288959408) Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 05, 2010, 04:13:12 PM 54. 120 ft. boat/ yacht.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Mr. DS on November 05, 2010, 07:29:55 PM 55.) a vending machine...for your friends who visit...
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 05, 2010, 09:01:56 PM 56) Monty Python's Flying Circus DVDs
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Paquita on November 09, 2010, 09:52:29 AM 57. Secret passages
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: Doggett on November 09, 2010, 09:55:06 AM 58. A firemans pole
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: BoyScoutKevin on November 09, 2010, 05:51:26 PM 40) Someone to come home to...... :bluesad: That is so sweet, Trevor. Do they allow pets where you live? You could get a pet. Or, if I ever move to South Africa, I can move in with you. Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: El Misfit on November 09, 2010, 06:04:52 PM 59) A computer.
Title: Re: Top 500 best things needed for your house Post by: JaseSF on November 10, 2010, 03:07:28 AM 60) An extensive library filled with enough books to make Henry Bemis envious...
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