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Title: Auotbot Massage
Post by: sprite75 on November 22, 2010, 12:47:24 AM
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Spike: Ooohhh yeah, can you go lower?
Hound: Sure, but remember, not a word to the others.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: El Misfit on November 22, 2010, 01:31:49 AM
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No, it's not a tumah! a tumah is in da head!


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2010, 08:24:02 AM
"Dear Diary.......Jackpot..."


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: AndyC on November 22, 2010, 09:17:26 AM
So that's why they kept him around.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 22, 2010, 12:00:04 PM
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   Often more than one type of transformation took place at Autobot Summer Camp.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: El Misfit on November 22, 2010, 11:15:58 PM
please don't go near my ass.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: retrorussell on November 23, 2010, 04:14:24 AM
Optimus (offscreen): Autobots... pull out!!!


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: AndyC on November 24, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Already familiar with the Willys Jeep, Spike gets acquainted with the jeep's willy.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 25, 2010, 04:27:59 AM
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"Squeal like a human, boy, c'mon, squeal!"





Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 25, 2010, 04:33:05 AM
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Autobot: "Go go, Gadget Di*k!"

Heard offscreen by Inspector Gadget: "HEY, that's MY line!" 




Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: AndyC on November 25, 2010, 08:47:51 AM
"I like to do it doggy. That's why they call me Hound."


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: TheDope on November 27, 2010, 11:39:20 PM
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One of the least popular Transformers: ProctoBot.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: sprite75 on December 01, 2010, 02:19:34 AM
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Just relax Spike, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on December 02, 2010, 10:02:55 PM
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Hound does his part to help promote regularity in humans..


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: El Misfit on December 03, 2010, 11:02:28 PM
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another reason why it's bad for sexual manipulated robotic aliens to interact with humans.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: AndyC on December 04, 2010, 10:32:24 AM
"I told you, Spike. Optimus wants all the humans to have prostate exams... I don't know. He just does.... Well, Ratchet is busy.... Do you always ask so many questions?.... Well, yeah, NOW I know Carly doesn't have a prostate, but I had to make sure, didn't I.... Uhhh, Chip got a tonsil exam because...well...the wheelchair... Oh, just shut up and bend over!"


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: The Gravekeeper on December 04, 2010, 11:23:31 AM
I, too, enjoy physics-bending, size-changing massages.


Title: Re: Auotbot Massage
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on December 04, 2010, 04:50:01 PM

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2319/autobotmassage.jpg)

Spike:

"We have to be careful, Hound. I had a hell of time explaining to my father why I had hydraulic oil stains in my underwear the last time..."