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Title: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: sprite75 on November 27, 2010, 12:08:51 PM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg) A rare Double Holy Facepalm. Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: El Misfit on November 27, 2010, 12:50:03 PM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg)
for the last time, it's now we eat, not how we eat. Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: TheDope on November 27, 2010, 11:17:20 PM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg) CARDINAL 1 - Oh no; he's saying "Sanctus Spiritus" instead of "Spiritus Sanctus" again.... CARDINAL 2 - I know, I know...but are YOU gonna tell him? Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: El Misfit on November 28, 2010, 01:09:26 PM for the love of God, why did he come in his KKK uniform again?
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: Mr. DS on November 28, 2010, 07:35:19 PM Church dance choreography was never a big hit with the masses.
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: Hammock Rider on November 29, 2010, 12:18:29 PM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg)
"Oh no, he's going to tell that story about the time he met Wayne Newton!" Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on November 30, 2010, 12:31:23 AM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg)
Pope: "A Jewish guy and an Arab guy walk into a bar...." Cardinal #1: "On no...not that one again." Cardinal #2: "Good Lord, wait until Ahmedinijad hears THIS one..." Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: AndyC on November 30, 2010, 11:14:01 AM The Popemobile is impounded when none of the occupants can successfully touch their noses.
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: sprite75 on December 06, 2010, 12:40:39 AM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg)
Pope: In the name of the ghost, the holy son....In the name of the father, the holy...In the name of... Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: retrorussell on December 06, 2010, 02:02:15 AM Pope: In order to celebrate Labor Day, I want you each to put these "L" stickers on your foreheads. Go on, now!
Archbishop 1: Like this? Archbishop 2: Are you sure this is kosher? Pope: Of course! Smile and wave! (snicker) Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: Hammock Rider on December 07, 2010, 04:57:09 PM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg) "B-12. Once again that's B-12. Do we have a Bingo?" Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: AndyC on December 08, 2010, 09:08:35 AM One of these men took Motrin for his headache. The other two did not.
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: sprite75 on December 10, 2010, 01:21:52 AM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg) ...In the Son of the Name, the...In the Spirit Name...Hold on guys, I'll get it right sooner or later. Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: AndyC on December 10, 2010, 10:00:42 AM Dan Brown's Scanners, based on the bestselling novel.
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: Olivia Bauer on December 15, 2010, 08:59:14 AM He forgot his meds this morning. He thinks he's the Dalai Lama.
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: AndyC on December 15, 2010, 09:01:19 AM "Oops, I wet 'em."
Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: sprite75 on November 15, 2012, 08:49:21 PM (http://images.tmcnet.com/featurestory/ap/2010M11d27/Vatican-Pope-China-JPEG-2.jpg) Did I ever tell you all the one about Mitt Romney walking into a bar? Title: Re: Double Holy Facepalm Post by: tracy on November 16, 2012, 02:06:08 PM Thank you....thank you very much! For our next number,we'll do our famous version of "Spirit in the Sky".
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