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Title: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Doggett on December 01, 2010, 01:13:22 PM http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research (http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research)
WOW He watched and took photographs... :bluesad: I'm excpecting comedy form you lot on this ! :teddyr: Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Flick James on December 01, 2010, 01:45:15 PM Nature is yucky.
Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: 3mnkids on December 01, 2010, 01:45:43 PM I cant give ya comedy... Its not in my nature :tongueout: I did find this pretty damn funny though.
Quote Mr Moeliker was informed of an American case involving a squirrel and a dead partner, although in this case it is not known whether the necrophilia observed was homosexual or not as the victim had been run over by a truck shortly before the incident. Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on December 01, 2010, 02:01:05 PM As if things aren't already weird enough for today's times... Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Rev. Powell on December 01, 2010, 02:09:47 PM I think that researcher's a quack.
Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Doggett on December 01, 2010, 04:39:56 PM Its nice to know humans aren't alone in being messed up. :teddyr:
Now, Im off to have sex with a corpse in the road. I can't tell you if I'm having gay sex or not, because there's isn't enough left of the person to tell... :wink: Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Mr. DS on December 01, 2010, 11:01:59 PM I think that researcher's a quack. Yep, I wouldn't offer to pay his bill. Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: indianasmith on December 01, 2010, 11:13:54 PM Wow . . . I am at a loss . . . :buggedout:
Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: The Gravekeeper on December 01, 2010, 11:37:57 PM I call fowl play on that duck!
Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: BTM on December 02, 2010, 01:20:55 AM I'm wanting to know how Doggert found this article.
Then again, maybe I don't. Quote His findings have provoked a lot of interest - especially in Britain for some reason That line kills me. I can picture it now (Old British guy reading paper): I say, old chap, do you know there are gay, rapist ducks? (Other old British guy sipping tea): Hmm... indeed. Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Mr. DS on December 02, 2010, 08:18:50 AM Quote I'm wanting to know how Doggert found this article. I personally think he flocked to that article. Then again, maybe I don't. Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Andrew on December 02, 2010, 08:44:15 AM There's a completely insane bit in Cane Toads: An Unnatural History (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/canetoads/) with a male toad mating with a female toad. The insane part is that the female toad is roadkill, and quite flat.
Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Derf on December 02, 2010, 09:09:05 AM There's a completely insane bit in Cane Toads: An Unnatural History ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/canetoads/[/url]) with a male toad mating with a female toad. The insane part is that the female toad is roadkill, and quite flat. That's the thing about corpses: They don't say "No." As to this guy's "research," I'd hardly call watching one incident outside his office a definitive study. He'll need to watch many more homosexual necrophiliac duck rapes and get hours of video footage, appropriately posted on www.f***aduck.com, before I'll be convinced that this is "normal" duck behavior. :buggedout: The truly sad thing is, people would probably watch the videos. Rule 34 is alive and well. Title: Re: Necrophilic, rapist, gay ducks... (No, I'm being serious) Post by: Raffine on December 02, 2010, 02:03:28 PM For some reason this reminded me of Gus Visser and His Singing Duck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQ6v_nYPMs Than again: almost everything reminds me of Gus Visser and His Singing Duck. |