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This is a little game thread I'm starting in honor of Trevor. He had requested a 30 day ban on himself for...hmmm...uh nonsense?

Just wanted to say to Trevor that standing up for yourself, telling somebody how you feel about something they said, and feeling the sting of a personal afront on your character are not nonsense.

To drive that point home, and lighten things up a bit, I'm starting a thread where the object is to ban a member of the forum, for a silly reason.

You need to post the user's name you are banning (it does help), and the silly reason you are banning.

The effect of being banned is that the member who has been banned cannot immediately post to this thread until somebody else has posted; works rather like a Skip card does in UNO.

For example: if I banned Andrew because he only lives 15 minutes from home ( :teddyr: ) then he will have to wait until somebody else has posted banning someone other than him before he can post. Yes, the same person can be banned consecutively by different members. To be fair, once you have banned someone, you also have to wait until somebody else posts before you can ban another.

Just use some common sense in your remarks; this is suppose to be silly, not insulting (that's my domain...ladies).



For the first ban, I name Paquita.

The reason: inappropriate use of boobs.  :tongueout:

I ban Menard.

Reason: for not appreciating Paquita's inappropriate boobs.

Dang! I wuz gonna ban Menard!

I ban....lemme tink....DOGGET! Cuz he smells! And his Momma dresses him funny!  :tongueout:

I ban Rev.Powell because he does not appreciate the awesomeness that is Robert Palmer.

 :bluesad:  :wink:

I ban Jack for his improper use of a tomato plant to cover up a hole in the siding of his house. 

I'll ban AndyC for his terrible taste in hats!

I'd ban myself for not coming up with a good name.

I ban BTM for not appreciating my photo of poop.

p.s. I am both honored and offended at being the first ban

How did you know that.... :bluesad:



I'm banning Newt !
The way she came onto me at the Christmas party was totally unacceptable (yet strangely thrilling...)...   :wink:

I have that affect. :tongueout:


I ban lester1/2jr...for being lester1/2jr

I ban Menard for using the word "affect" when he meant "effect."  :teddyr:

I ban Cheezeflix because the old reprobate aint been around to beat my ass! (WHERE IS CHEEZY?)  :question:

Nope; meant "affect". Considered both, but chose affect for timbre. The distinction being influence versus outcome.


I ban Derf for having big ears and being just so darn cute. :wink:

"member the joke about kissing a rabbit 'tween  the ears?
Pull  inside out yer  front pockets-"Kiss the Rabbit tween the ears!" Not on you,Derf-facts, I cant do anything. MyNards didnt ban anybody yet...so im impotent to act....! (Something you may identify with,Menard!  :tongueout:)

I ban Allhallowsday for mentioning GONE WITH THE WIND in the same post as Larry Buchanan.

How dare he insult Larry Buchanan!  :hatred:

I ban Darksider because we're so much alike, and I'd certainly ban me.

Thanks, Dr M and thanks to all for the support shown.  :smile:


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

I'm banning AndyC because he wasn't mean enough to the staff at Radio Shack

I ban Doggett for using an avatar pic of himself that's turned sideways in an obvious attempt to annoy me.  

(I made an FB post a few weeks ago about how silly it was for people ti upload tilted pics when it's easy to rotate them.  Doggett then promptly changed his Avatar.  Coincidence?  I think not!)

I ban Darksider because he's a big anti-Christmas poophead.   :twirl:

I'm horizontal in that !
I'm supposed to be at that angle, who goes to bed veritcally ?  :bouncegiggle:

I ban Doggett for mentioning himself in a horizontal position.  :tongueout:

Can those ever be used wrong?

I'll let you answer that.

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z56/captnskullhead/Boobs.jpg)

 :bouncegiggle:

I ban Keeper Of The B-List for making me type so much just to ban someone.  :tongueout:

Okay, I can't believe I'm the first to do this, but I ban Trevor because of...

...drumroll...

His UNDERPANTS!

I ban Flick James for being to first to have Trevor's UNDERPANTS on his mind.  :teddyr:

I'll ban Raffine for not going on tour with his bassoon. 

I ban Menard for not flossing the teeth in his avatar!

I ban Indy, for Tampering in God's Domain and Learning Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.
-Ed

Along similar lines, I ban RC for his plans to perfect a race of atomic supermen to conquer the world!

I ban Rev. Powell for not cutting RC some slack. He is hunted and despised after all.

I would ban everyone who is at the rank "B-Movie Kraken".

If you've made 10,000 posts on this forum, you seriously need to get a life.
 :tongueout:

I ban  all you numb-nuts for not mentioning me anywhere in this thread

Given the rules of the game, doesn't that mean that NOBODY can ban anybody now? Doesn't that kill the game.

Damn you, Trekgeezer!

I was hoping that if everyone else is banned I can take over. 
-Ed

OOOOPPPPPSSSSSSS!!!!!!(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/533.gif)

No.


And I ban Trekgeezer for not mentioning me in his profile...as everybody on this board should.

I ban Keeper for being a player hater.

I ban Ed for no longer being known as Ed.

I also ban Menard for starting this thread.   :teddyr:

I ban Darksider for wanting b***hes to leave. I like b***hes. They can stay.

 :wink:

I ban indy for digging up arrowheads, thereby releasing the warrior spirits to roam the land once again, devouring the weak and haunting the strong.

I ban Circus Circus for not being here to ban.

And lastly, I ban everyone who has never given me karma. If you want to play again, applaud me! *cricket chirps* Rats.   :twirl:

I'm gonna whine now... I feel like the wierd or fat fat kid at the kickball game.  I can't even get banned.
-Ed

I was going to ban you for just not being Ed, but now I ban you for being the weird or fat kid at the kickball game.

Ed I banned you check above...you overlooking that has garnished another ban sir.

I ban RAFFINE for making fun of the weird kid on the kickball team! That was ME!!!!  :buggedout:

Lots of times, I still feel like that kid.  :smile:

I'll ban Raffine for having a freaky spider avatar.

I ban YOU.  YOU know why.  :bluesad:

I ban Andrew for having 6 letters in his name.

I'm banning AHD for being on here late and alone.

I'll ban the Darksider for turning to the Dark Side to begin with . . .

I'll ban Indiana because of his shameless self promoting Ebay auctions.   :tongueout:

I ban EVERYONE because I don't feel loved. :bluesad:


p.s. I hate Microsoft and that's why I haven't been on for a while :hatred:

I ban SCOTT because I miss that guy.

Remember - watch before signing off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFxjEy4J-7E

I miss Scott too.  :bluesad: He had a very low key, subtle sense of humor. Wonderful human being.

OH! Back to the banning....

I ban PAULA! Cuz she's always pointing guns at me!

I certainly agree on both counts.

The video of his deadpan hunt for Bigfoot in his suburban neighborhood is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=cDAWnvkpYsU

The guys a classic. Gee I miss him.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


I don't know if you meant that the way I took it...but that was great. :teddyr:


BTW, I ban you for not bringing me any soft drinks. :tongueout:

I'll ban Menard for skipping out on us for months at a time!!!

I ban INDY for eating pork substitute products on Thursdays!  :question:

I ban Menard for having a dirty mind!

Oh damn; I'd be banned forever. :teddyr:


I ban Paula for not pointing her guns at me.

I ban Menard for wanting Paula to point her guns at him.

I ban Andy for having such a dirty mind that it required its own thread.

Menard is banned because the coin landed on tails.  Nothing personal. 

I'd ban Derf so I can have his Max icon.

I ban Chainsaw midget for surviving Black Friday.... Hell, I ban anyone who worked in retail on Black Friday and survived! :bouncegiggle:

I ban Keeper Of The B-List for avatar covetousness.  :tongueout:

I ban indianasmith For NOT flossing his avatar's teeth! :teddyr:

I ban myself for stinky farts.  Phew..

I ban Menard for breaking his own rules!

I ban Menard for HAVING rules!

I also ban Andrew for being a moderator but not being a B-Movie Kraken.

It's terribly ironic.

I ban Paquita for letting Lionels mother eat her dog

I have no rules...I ban B-list for not figuring that out. :tongueout:

I ban Bull for changing his name to Crazy Person Number Six.

I ban Rev Powell for most likely not knowin how to play the banjo

I ban Rev. Powell for being named after (drum roll) Rev. Powell! :tongueout:

I also ban Rev Powell because I succumbed to peer pressure, since all the cool kids are doing it.

I ban Rev. Powell because it just seems like a popular thing to do right now.  :teddyr:

Then I'll ban Menard, just to be UNpopular!

I'll ban Rev for all the times he's beaten me to the first awful pun in a thread.

I am banning those guys that banned me off FaceBook: I can't access it anymore.

I ban Flick James for this reason: he killed Kenny.  :tongueout: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

I ban Imaginary foot for trying to end the never ending story by exploding

I ban Paquita for her unhealthy poo fetish.

 :buggedout:

I ban Imaginary Foot for disparaging my banjo playing abilities.   :hatred:

I ban Sister Grace for not using the whip...  :wink:

 :buggedout:

Ewww... I ban dogget for being creepy.

I ban B-List because Sister Grace with a whip...creepy ain't what I'm thinking.

I assure you my relationship with poop is very healthy.

I ban BTM for making incorrect assumptions about my fetishes.

I ban Paquita for having a relationship with poop. (Relationship with Poop is an expression I would have thought I never would have a use for)

I ban Ash for going out into the fresh air and painfully bright sunlight that buuuurnnns us it doessss.
-Ed

I ban Paquita for apparently having multiple fetishes, although none involve poo, at least in unhealthy ways.

I ban AndyC for his awesome avatar mustache!

I ban Keeper Of The B-List for reminding me that i exploded the other day

I ban Ed for having an Avatar that made me hungry.

I ban Ed for turning his name into an over used "Prince" joke.

I ban Keeper of the B-List because I don't get his avatar.

Elfspoon?

Fairyspork?

Animeutensil?

 :question:

 :teddyr:

I ban Rev Powell for all the unsavory and shifty people he hangs out with.

I ban Indiana for having a long, happy marriage to his childhood sweetheart because I'm feeling jealous and petty.  :bluesad:

I ban myself for not knowing how to play the banjo either :drink:

I ban INDIANA for picking his scabs and eating them. Really nasty habit,man. At least you don't eat your warts or boogers no more.

It's not an elf. It's a Final Fantasy bard.

Bard + Spoon = "YOU SPOONY BARD!!"


If you don't know what a Spoony bard is. THIS is a Spoony bard.

(http://www.giantrobotinvasion.com/images/2009/11/Spoony.jpg)

Also I'm changing my name now.

I ban B-Lister because I still don't get his avatar and for changing his name so that all his former banninations have been rendered confusing.  :twirl:

Nobody understands me and I want to keep it that way! I ban Derf for TRYING to get me!

B-Lister is banned for having a signature that is considerably bigger than his post.

 :teddyr:

I ban Doggett for cheating on Elvira with Laura Croft.  :teddyr: :tongueout:

I ban Drf for using big words without a lisence.

I ban Doggett because he cheated on me with an Elvira look a like male! :tongueout:

I'm surprised nobody banned me for that REALLY morbid Christopher Reeve joke.

I ban B-Lister for drawing attention to his tasteless joke in order to procure banishment.

I ban A MAN CALLED ED cuz he's not a man-he's a horse of course!
Of coure he'll try the " I AM NOT A HORSE!  I AM A MAN!" shtick. I dont buy it!

(http://www.genosplace.org/GPgifs/getfar.gif)

Maybe you should have ^^ on your signature...

I'm not horse, just a bit of a sore throat.
-Ed

I ban diamondwaspvenom for the avatar of Blackie Lawless doing Jazz Hands

( :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup:)  Of course you would say that! Come out of the clo-er-stable! I dont care if you are having a beastyalital (I just made up that word) relationship with Wilbur. This is the 60's-uh-I mean the-2000 and somethings now! I'm hep like that. It's groovy, cat. I wont crowd yer space. Peace,Brother! Horse Power! Power to the ....horses!

Oh dear I hate to waste a rap... I was aiming for the Man Called Intrepid.  Now I shall have to come up with a new name, oh woe.

Dang! Sorry! I just thought of...ya know...the Richard Harris...WAIT!
Very tricky,HORSE MAN! HA! Thought ya had me,eh?  A tactic of devertsion! Ha! Ha! Again-HA! Im not deverted!

I ban skull for making my joke even MORE offensive!

I ban B-Lister cuz he changed his name to blister! Like a sore piece o skin! WHY? Wuz that on purpose-if it was-OK! If it wasnt...! WOW! Thats weird! Like Bad Karma! I like you Master B- But BLISTER???? Who am I to say-I gotta Lugosi fetish.

I ban RC for not having a black and white Bela avatar pic. :tongueout:
I also ban Menard for keeping a hammer near by when ever he thinks of Paquita, if you get my drift :wink:

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!  :teddyr:

I ban blah blah blah Ed (or whatever he's calling himself now) for claiming I don't have a license to use big words. I have a master's degree in English. If that's not a license, I don't know what is.  :tongueout:

I wouldn't dare ban anyone here because doing that would buy me the whole can of whoop-ass.  :buggedout: :wink:

I ban Trevor for hanging out on booby club signs.  :teddyr:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

I still can't see that image because I have to establish if it was / is me or not.  :wink:

I ban RC for not seeing the "-" in my name.

I ban B-List for putting a dash in his name.  :tongueout:

I ban Menard because he is obsessed with boobs!

I ban Indy for thinking that's a bad thing.

I ban myself because I had my parents buy me Pocket Ninjas! :cheers:

I'm banning Newt for being too sexy.  :wink:

I'm banning Derf for being too smart.  :teddyr:

I'm banning ghouck because I miss him so.  :bluesad:

Is THAt what you kids are calling it these days. 
I ban #6 for making me make a lame joke. 

I ban A Man Called Ed for calling me #6, not C.P. #6 and for making a lame ass joke! :tongueout:

You can't ban Ed, you're currently banned.

I'll ban Ed FOR you.

Now you're unbanned, so you can go ahead and ban Ed.

okay, now I ban Ed for said reason :tongueout:

I bad Rev. Powell for abetting old Sixy's silliness. I also ban Derf again for studying the liberal arts.
-Ed

I ban everyone who doesn't like boobs,   (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck02.gif)(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1385.gif)

That means I'm not banned...I love boobs :twirl:


I ban Number 6 for thinking I'm going to bother typing out his full user name...well that's a lot of Bull   bwhahahahaha

pun intended? :teddyr:

I ban Menard for not coming up with an acronym.

CPN8

or

CP #8

Such people exisiT????
I thought EVERYONE liked boobs! Boobies are the center of the universe! Without boobies-the earth would spin out of orbit and fly into the sun. Mountainous mounds of nipply flesh make life worth living!  :twirl:

I ban B-List for thinking 8 is an acronym for 6  :tongueout:

I ban Menard for calling me #6, not CP#6 or Bull :tongueout:

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/blue-footed-booby-two.jpg)
Boobies!

 :lookingup:

It was one little typing error. Get off my back!

I ban Raffine for not saying the animal's full name. "Blue-Footed" boobies. That's important.

I ban B-List for not being able to count to two.  :tongueout:

I ban B-Lister for being so nit-when it comes to animals.
I ban Mofo Rising for bragging that his cat can eat a whole watermelon

Yes they do exist RC. Dont get me wrong, i like boobs, im just more of an ass man :twirl: I ban Menard for being From Places Unknown

I ban Menard for having six letters in his name and it seems popular to do so.

I ban The Darksider for making faces in the Christmas photos and for begging for Newt's cookies :tongueout:

I ban ImaginaryFoot for having no avatar pic.

I ban BTM for having an avatar that reminds me of one of the world's worst films.

I ban Doggett for hitting on Newt.

I ban MrDarkSider for not owning a bright neon yellow flyswatter

I ban Foot for having a name that makes no sense.

Heres the meaning of my name. My sister once dated a guy that had no legs. She was staying at my place at the time and he was drunk one night and said he was gonna kick my ass. I said- what you gonna use big man, your imaginary foot?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:

I ban B-Lister for secretly watching Julia Roberts movies

I ban Rev Powell again because he hates mustard

I barely know who that is!

XD

I love mustard, and I ban Andrew for stopping his free DVD giveaway contests before I could win one. 

I ban Rev. Powell for having too much karma.

I ban Jim H for not having enough karma. :tongueout:

I ought to ban every one of you for having any karma. :tongueout:

Instead, I ban Rev. Powell for loving mustard.

I ban Menard for not letting me give him some REAL Karma! :wink:

I ban Chris M. because he kicked a puppy

I was wondering what had happened to that competition!  :smile:

 :bluesad:

I ban Chris M. for making me cry.

 :bluesad: :bluesad: :bluesad:

I ban Andrew because he likes to kick innocent people in the shins.  :tongueout: :tongueout:

I ban Chris M. 'cause he can't stick to one name.  You'll always be Bull to me!

but I LOVE dogs! :bluesad:

I save Chris M. from banning for liking dogs!  :teddyr:

YAY DOGS!

I ban whoever screwed up my signature. What the hell IS that thing? Where's my Christopher Walken gif?!

You posted while you were banned.  Automatic re-ban.

I ban Menard for making my parents computer run really really slow

Now C. Walken is back. WTF?

I ban B-Lister because he has never got drunk on moonshine and tried to jump a bonfire

I ban everybody but Trevor, cause I'm just grumpy today!

So, nobody can ban anybody until Trevor responds.

You are a bad man, Indy, and I will ban you the first moment I can.

 :hatred:

I ban everyone here that owns a computer.

Thank goodness I use a family computer!

I ban Criswell for nearly dooming this game.

I double ban indianasmith for being grumpy and for putting little baby wombats in a toaster

There is a part of me that is  intrigued, confused and concerned. 

Hey, wombat is delicious, especially when served with whooping crane eggs and orphan meat . . . :cheers:

Here I am: so let the banning continue.  :teddyr:

With all your bannings, you people remind me of the old Publications Control Board in the old South Africa who banned everything including offensive things like the book Black Beauty.

I ban The Darksider because he doesn't appreciate this song enough!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc

I ban Menard for his unnatural Spray Cheese fetish

I ban Imaginary Foot for not being real!

I ban FlickJames in an entirely random and arbitrary manner. Don't know why.

I ban AndyC for being a Global Moderator

I ban both AndyC and myself for having bald heads, glasses and facial hair.

I ban you guys for copping my look.

I ban indianasmith for his unbelief of my realness

I ban Paquita for having an avatar that has noting to do with ballet.

I ban Mari for having nude woman in his signature yet it's impossible to see their breasts!

I ban Flick James because he cant beat my high score on Galaga

I notice Foot didn't ban me for not being able to beat his high score on Galaga - wise choice.

I ban everyone who reached 2011 ahead of me. 

I'm banned.  :bluesad:

I ban Darksider for being running that stop sign last monday afternoon

I ban 2011.

Go away, you're not wanted.

Rev Powell, you may very well be able to beat my high score on Galaga, but are you sure you can beat me at NCAA Football on PS2???? You are banned sir :twirl:

YAY! I'm safe!

I ban Dr.B for assumption of safety

I ban ALLHALLOWS-because on the phone he sounds nothing like Gene Wilder! Hes gotta "Joisy" accent! As in New Joisy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNGyc4QZos

I ban RC for knowing what AHD's voice sounds like! :teddyr:

I am 100% sure I can not beat you at NCAA Football. I can't beat anyone at any video game except Galaga. 

I'd like to ban... let's see.  Who hasn't been banned yet?  OK, I ban Ash, for being more interested in Airsoft than in bad movies.

THAT HERATIC!!!

I ban retrorussell for wearing Hello Kitty footie pajamas

I ban Umaril for being Unfeathered

I ban myself for not being able to shake the feeling that there is something going on that my wife isnt telling me about

I ban foot for bringing personal problems into this.

I got Ash a week or two ago, I ban you for rebanning.

I ban Ed for trying to ban somebody who tried to ban somebody who was already banned.

  :twirl:

Am I annoying you yet?

I ban Dr.B for causing the rising cost of gasoline

I ban Imaginary Foot for his imaginary foot odor.

I ban foot for training the 9/11 pilots how to fly but wasn't suspicious when they didn't want to learn how to land.

I ban Dr. B for using a rebus puzzle as an icon.

I ban Flick James for inventing the Hula Hoop

I ban you for making me laugh.  :thumbup:

I ban Ed for making me google a word I don't know. (Rebus)

OH! I see what you did there....

I ban Dr.B for reminding me why my birthday sucks now

I ban Dr. B for that new lady gaga album.

I welcome Zap back to the boards.  :teddyr: :thumbup:

I ban Menard, for that matter, for making crude comments about my avatar of pwnage.

Thanks Trev.   :hot:

I think we share the same birthday, IF. You, Scott and myself.

I woke up that morning to turn off the tv that my sister had left blaring at full volume, 30 seconds before the 2nd plane hit live. It took me a minute to realize i wasnt dreaming

Back to the banning. I ban Rev.Powell for never using duct tape to repair a wallet

I ban zapranoth for reminding me with his avatar that I have pinkeye.

I ban retrorussell for not being Larry Bird

I ban foot for getting his hopes up.

I bad Dr. B until he provides proof of his Doctorate completion. Are you REALLY a doctor?

I ban Flick James for "BADDING" me.

Oops. My "BAD"

Actually. I have an excuse. I have a cold so it came out "bad."

 :lookingup:

I ban Flick James for having a cold

I double ban Flick James for two bad puns.

I ban Andy for being anti-Pun

I ban A Man Called Ed for eating all my chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream

I ban Zapranoth for having his avatar being a somewhat gyroscope!

I ban anyone who doesn't think that Lady Gaga looks like an alien slut.

I ban Chris M for repeatedly changing his username. :bouncegiggle:

I also ban Chris M. because he runs around Walmart with celery sticking out of his ears

Who does THAT?!  :teddyr:
<---

I ban A.J Bauer because i havent banned him under his new name yet :twirl:

I ban AJ for taking my Schtick. 

I ban A Man Called Ed for his use of Yiddish.

I ban Andy C for being a meshuggah schmuck, and for having no searot on his kop.

I ban Flick James for Flagrant Roughing The Kicker

Hey, I can get away with it, because I don't have searot on my kop either.

Ok fine, you are banned because i have no idea what the hell you are talking about :twirl:

I PRE-BAN Ed under whatever name he's going to switch to next!

I ban A.J for pre-emptive banning

I ban foot because he's just jealous because I thought of pre-banning first!

I'll ban Menard for starting this whole mess . . . . :twirl:

I ban Smith for not liking the chaos of this thread!

I ban retrorussell for using hand soap as a pancake topping

I ban Foot for making me think of pancakes. Now I'm hungry.

I unban myself and ban RetroRussell for not appreciating the glorious genius that is the theme song to the movie MIDNIGHT :drink:

I reban foot for thinking he can unban himself.

I ban A.J. for  changing his username YET AGAIN. :hatred:

Am I annoying you yet?

 :twirl:

I ban indianasmith for borrowing my 8-track copy of the Lenny And The Squiggtones album and never giving it back

Dude, I said I was sorry!   My player ate it!  And I gave you my rare DVD Edition of Rosie O'Donnel's deleted pole-dancing scene from EXIT TO EDEN to make up for it, so you can just get over it!

I ban you for putting thoughts of a pole-dancing Rosie O'Donnell in my head....

....
......
..........

I need to go puke....

I ban AndyC for having the name Andy

I actually found Rosie O'Donnell to be quite sexy in Exit To Eden, especially in that corset. Wow. What made me laugh was when the guy asked her "Mistress, how can I fulfill your wildest fantasy?" and she said "Go paint my house."  :teddyr: :teddyr:

Me too, as a matter of fact. Rosie was kind of attractive back then.

I ban Trevor for having taste in women almost as peculiar as mine.

I accept the ban, no problem.  :teddyr:

I ban you both for making me sick!

Don't tell me about your sexual fetishes...

<-- Furry

You're a furry?

I ban A.J. Bauer for not being entirely clear.

Yes I am. I try not to be in people's faces about it. But if you're going to get in my face about Rosie O'Donnell I might just gab about it.  :wink: So let's get of the subject, eh?

No problem, but just to be very very very very clear, I haven't found Rosie attractive since The Flintstones. I can't stress that enough. :teddyr:

I ban AndyC for being very very very very clear about Rosie O'Donnell. I prefer ambiguity when it comes to Rosie.

 :wink:

I ban Andy, Flick and AJ for wierding me out.

I ban A.J for not having 43 elbows

I ban Foot for not being an elbow.

What the [EXPLETIVE] was Rosie O'Donnell doing playing "Betty" in the film anyway?
It's like BOOM nothing in common!

She could do the laugh. That was about it.

I liked Rosie O'Donnell in The Flintstones.

But then I liked Viva Rocked Vegas...

I ban AndyC for pointing a gun at me just because I said that I liked grilled cheese sandwiches.  :teddyr: :tongueout:

I also ban myself for thinking that I can never be banned on this thread.  :twirl:

I unban you and reban you. Why? I felt like it!

I ban A.J. Bauer for capriciousness.

I ban everyone who has not yet been banned in an effort to promote equality.

I ban Derf for leveling the playing field.  LEVELER!
-Ed

I also ban Derf for making me feel less special.

I ban James for thinking he's special in the first place.

I ban whoever's decision it was to constantly have adds from Dominos appear on this site, as it's making me hungry and I can't afford to shelve out for pizza (at least not more than once every other week or so.) 

I ban BTM for Elf abuse

I ban this site from existence for being a ".org" sire when it has commercials on it and there is no organization. It can be unbanned when we rename it "badmovies.com"

I ban AJ for not knowing the proud history of badmovies.org and WHY it is not badmovies.com. 
-Ed

I ban A Man Called Ed for making me think of old Richard Harris movies.

I ban AndyC for smoking banana peels

I ban all the men on this site except me so I can have some quality time with the ladies. (http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/250.gif) (as if)

I ban Derf for being a horny little bunny . . .

I also ban Derf for tryin to bogart all the ladies :tongueout:

I also ban Derf for thinking there are females on this site.

I ban A.J. Bauer for declaring me male.

I double ban Indy and Foot for being jealous of a bunny's prowess.

I also double ban A.J. for driving all the ladies off this site by cavorting with a towel tied around his neck and his underpants on the outside of his pants yelling that he is the Batman.

And I permanently unban Newt just because she's cool.  :teddyr:

I ban you for reminding me of the most annoying player in "Poker Night at The Inventory".

I ban everybody but me and Paquita, so we can get better acquainted!

I ban you and Paquita for thinking you're more important than all of us.

I ban A.J for ignoring the ban indianasmith placed on him

I ban indianasmith to save Paquitas husband the trouble.

I ban Foot for trying to ban my when I was previously banned by somebody else for banning somebody who-

[Rest of message erased due to A.J. trying to be annoying again]

I ban A.J. because he's changed his username and avatar enough times that I can't remember who the hell he is.

I KNEW that would happen.

My original username was "Keeper Of The B-List".

I changed it because it was lame.

I ban retrorussel for being allergic to zombie bites

I ban everybody who isn't trying to keep this topic alive like me.

I ban A.J Bauer because i just woke up and im in a non happy mood

I ban myself because I've got to go to town  . . . .

I unban indy for auto abandonmentation.  If we are stuck YOU are stuck Mr.

I ban AJ, because while this topic amuses me. I don't really know anyone well enough yet to participate fully in this game.
Aside from just choosing someone random on the thread.

I ban 100Nights so he will know he is one of us.

I will Ban 100 Nights... UNLESS!!

You can tell me where he got the fonts on his icon.

I can't tell you where he got the fonts on his icon, so go ahead and ban him.

Meanwhile, I ban Cthulhu for trying to raise the Great Old Ones from their slumber.

I ban Rev.Powell for throwing shaving cream balloons at midget nuns

Bad wording. I meant if HE can tell me. And he did. Via PM.

I ban A.J Bauer for illegal goat shaving

I thought AJ shaved that goat in international waters?

Oh yeah, i forgot about that. I therefore ban him for inventing the color purple

you must e mistaken, I run around Walmart with Q-tips outta my ears

I ban Chris M. for inappropriate Q-tip safety violations!

BUT IT'S FUN!!!!!!!!! :bluesad: :bouncegiggle:

I reban Chris M for not observing the terms of his ban, and also for possession of weapons grade peanut butter

I ban 100Nights for being a WereBadger

I ban myself for fouling the atmosphere: that movie that Al Gore made was about me.  :teddyr:

I ban Andrew because he was never a member of The Bay City Rollers

Sorry Andrew but  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I ban trevor so he can go find a good cup of coffee

I ban AndyC because he did something once involving large amounts of vertical pumpkins and a plaid shirt wearing Sonny Chiba impersonater

On bahalf of AndyC I must protest, this is a horrible slander and maybe a libel too... It was a Bolo Yeung impersonator.
-Ed

I was in Puerto Rico. The laws are shaky there. I STILL say it's legal!

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

No Starbucks here, unfortunately.  :bluesad:

I ban everyone who has never heard of THE INREALM BLUES!

I ban indianasmith for telling me that it's okay to floss my teeth with barbed wire.  :tongueout:

I ban ChrisM because he trips little old ladies

I ban foot for killing his grampa so he could take the house in the will and sell it.

I ban Indiana for missing a perfectly good opportunity to quote Freaks a couple pages ago.

I ban A.J because i just decided to quit smoking

I ban Imaginary foot for confusing me with Bigfoot- I DON'T Trip old ladies, I  catch em when they fall!

By the way Mr. "Twisted Person". How do you get a title above your rank?

You need to get 1000+ posts. Don't ask me about how others were able to get it sooner. :teddyr: :question:

I ban Trevor for thinking Starbucks is good coffee.
-Ed

I ban anyone who doesn't appreciate the Rick Rolled Song!

I ban whoever made "Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema" so hard tor each.

I ban A.J. Bauer for banning Andrew

I ban Chris M. because his avatar makes me thirsty!

I ban indianasmith because his avatar is boring and has nothing to do with bad films.

BORING??? How many dinosaur skulls have YOU personally excavated, ya young scamp???

Kids these days.  Hmmmph! :hatred: :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :cheers:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

1. I ban BarackClinton for calling our Indy a drooling moron.

2. I found a buried animal skull once when I was a kid: looked like an ancient baboon's.  :buggedout:

Why, Chris? My avatar doesn't either.

Psst, You mean A.J. Bauer, not me! So what if my avatar doesn't involve BAD movies, it does have a bad COMIC book! :buggedout: :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I ban you because "U mad, bro"!!

I ban myself for mixing Chris and AJ up.  :teddyr:

don't worry bro. :wink:
I ban AJ because his text under his avatar keeps reminding me that I got that damn comic book! :hatred: I f**king hate Frank Miller!

I ban Chris M because thats how i roll

I ban Paquita because she put marijuana in my sandwich.


Or maybe I should give her karma for that?  :question:

I ban Andrew because he'll probably never even see this post.

Dude, that was oregano and you know it!


I ban pizza for being so fattening...

...never mind, pizza, I love you - ban lifted!

I ban A.J. Bauer because that Tobey McGuire picture is freaking me out.

I ban AndyC because he stole all my paper clips

Aren't you glad he's being replaced by Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man?

I ban A.J because my PS2 wont play the game i bought at GameStop yesterday.

I ban you because my PS3 CAN'T run PS2 games at all.

I ban AJ Because he: raced me in a Lambo Gallardo and he didn't follow the rules!

I ban you for thinking that I of all people would FOLLOW rules!

I ban all rule breakers.

I ban Indy because he still hasn't returned my Twisted Metal 1 game back to me.
I ban Paquita because she has an unhealthy peanut butter jelly  and brainz sandwich fetish
I ban anyone who frames The Kool Aid man for a broken fence.
I ban Menard because he didn't give me a car
I ban Jack because he drives a Citroen GT
I ban AJ because he drives a modified 1956 Lincoln Futura concpt car.
I ban Imaginaryfoot because blue beans is the Devil.

That Red Big Guy broke my wall once and I got chewed out for it, he can surely take the fall for one fence in 8th grade. 

I ban Chris M for having 43 inch long nose hairs

I ban Imaginary Foot for having hair between his imaginary toes.
And I ban Trevor for his role in the Kennedy Assassination.

I ban Andy C for his lack of enthusiasm over Flaring Nostrils not being Spiderman any more.

I ban indianasmith for never having gone possum huntin while drunk on moonshine

I ban Foot because we don't know for sure that Indy's never done that.

I ban AndyC for causing the death of John Wayne.

I ban AJ for pairing Adam West with Frank Miller... or maybe i should applaud that. unsure.
meh, BANHAMMMER!

I ban you for not realizing I hate both those people.

I ban AJ for being a hater.
I ban 100 Nights for knowing all the same jokes as me.
And I ban Trevor because his underpants ruined my life, frighten children, and bruise fruit.

I ban indianasmith for conjuring the bizarre and disturbing image of Trevor's underpants beating the crap out of a fruit stand in my head.

I ban The Gravekeeper for hiding my Blackstone Cherry cigars

I ban ImaginaryFoot for telling all those awful jokes in the awful jokes thread. :teddyr:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

So........ where did you get a pair from?  :wink:

I ban Trevor for being a pervert!

I ban A.J. for having a problem with perverts.

I ban AndyC for not having a problem with perverts.

i ban derf for having a problem with not having a problem with perverts

I ban 100 Nights for having a problem with derf for not having a problem with having a problem with perverts.

Or something like that...

I ban A.J. for making my head hurt.

I ban you for having 9,003 posts. Reminding me how long it's going to take to reach just 1,000 for me. You're gonna be a Kraken... I'm not even a fanatic.

*HEAD DESK*

I ban A.J for Desk Abuse

I ban ImaginaryFoot for hunting the dodo, the tasmanian tiger AND the great mastodon into extinction.  :tongueout: :lookingup:

So it was him! I thought my undies were responsible.  :twirl: :wink:

I ban Trevor's underpants for causing global warming.

I was wondering why it's been raining like it has here.  :wink:

That rain is God trying to wash your undies for you. Or else the odor is making all the angels cry.  :teddyr:


I ban indy for being named after a fictional character who was named after a dog.

I ban you for not calling Indy "Henry Jones".

I ban diamondwaspvenom for being addicted to feta cheese and spinach waffles

I ban Imaginary Foot for stealing my pot brownies.

I ban A.J. for causing the heartbreak of psoriasis.

I ban indianasmith for snorting wasabi

I ban you for snorting cremated remains.

I ban Trevor because he attempted to aggressively force me into joining "The Church of Trevor and The Latter-Day Underpants".  :twirl: :teddyr: :tongueout:

I ban Couchtr26 for grinding his own gears.

I ban Flick James for scaring me with the thought of a Warriors remake. :buggedout:

I ban SPazzo because his sig contains something nobody even noticed until "Dark Knight".

I ban A Man Called Ed for forgetting leftovers. 

I ban flickjames for breaking my ice machine at work.

I ban AJ for posting WAY too much in this thread. seriously man, calm down

I ban Chris M. for being a fascist!

I'm just trying get 4 stars man!

In fact here's my 400th post! I'm so happy!  :teddyr:
Only 600 left!

I ban A.J. for having 400 posts. :tongueout:

I ban SPazzo for being made out of recycled paper

I ban all animal lovers for not going to the zoo today!

Seriously, it was a blast!  You shoulda been there!

I ban indianasmith for going to the zoo, while i was stuck at work dealing with a swarm of friggin morons.

*Smiles*

I ban foot for not having a sunnier disposition!

I ban AJ for trying to dictate how people should feel. We'll be sour if we want, dammit!

I also ban A.J because he thinks i am not sunny because i hate people who act like they do not a working brain cell when they go out in public. Me? Usually i am a big ole bag of sunshine hehehehe

I ban ImaginaryFoot for being a big ole bag of sunshiny feet.

I too ban AJ for dictating our feelings. If I'm sick, then let me be sick. Oh, and yer reason for banning me, I double ban you for that as well. :tongueout:

I ban Chris M for making me afraid of Kool Aid!!

I ban AJ for complete and total misuse of a spatula

I ban Chris for trying to oppress my 1st amendment rights.

I also ban Foot for his role in shutting down internet in Egypt!

I ban AJ for his role in the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. YOU TOLD Garvilo Princip that he was outside of the Bar!

I ban you all for not dancing enough !  :teddyr:

Its hard to dance when you aint got no feet :twirl:

I ban Doggett for having an signature with WAAAY too much going on there.

Vampira, Jill Valentine, Doctor Who?

How do those fit together?

I ban AJ for confusing Elvira with Vampira....Or should I let Doggett do that? :question:

I ban AJ for getting Vampira and Elvira mixed up. :lookingup:

And it's Lara Croft.  :tongueout:

They're all awesome thats how they fit together.

I ban you for having such a confusing sig I mixed up Vampira and Elvira and Jill Valentine and Lara Croft!

EVERYTHING LOOKS THE SAME!!!

Nah, I rather enjoy Doggett's signature.  One of the few I do enjoy.  :)

i ban A.J for prank calling the Pope

I ban foot for leaving a bag of flaming dog poop in front of Menard's house.

I ban my mom for having the same birthday as George Romero.  :twirl: :wink:

I ban my English teacher for being such a b***h! :hatred:

I ban Chris M. for banning somebody who isn't even ON this site.

How  do you know his teacher is not a fellow bad movieoholic?    I ban Trevor for not sending me birthday cards even though he didnt know until recently that i shared his birthday or for that matter even existed. I also ban myself for being the king  of run on sentences and my arbitrary use of punctuation marks"

I ban Imaginaryfoot for not having 666 posts yet.

I can only do so much cause i hear voices and there is a sponge in the room the things have looked all manky when i tried to stop the yelling  and i bought a razor last night and also a movie and a large bag of oranges and there was a cop car tryin to follow me home but he was  a werewolf so i bought him a new keyboard because his ex aunt stole a pit bull who looked like Richard Simmons

Yeah, I don't think anyone will argue that Imaginaryfoot needs to be banned for a post like that. 

I ban everybody until you give me 666 karma. And if you add to the karma and make it 667 I will REBAN you!

I ban religion for having no more value than a dirty rock.

That comment made too much sense. I may cry a little.

Nobody gets to ban vukxfiles for he speaks the truth!

And I ban conspiracy theory nuts for believing in things that nobody cares about (because life is awesome whether or not the moon landing was a hoax)

 :smile: :smile:

PM me your postal address and I will send you a birthday card this year: a proper one, not an e-card.  :smile:

I ban vukxfiles for thinking that a dirty rock has no value. It could be a diamond under all that dirt, after all.

And now I shall make you all dizzy!

I ban the beer smileys because they are ruining the pattern

Hey they're just trying to have a good time man!

 :cheers:

You got a problem with that?

Unless.... Do you.... HATE BEER?!

I ban Happy Gilmore because I don't think he noticed that I dedicated my review of Jackass The Movie to him.

AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH my eyes!  :teddyr: :teddyr: :buggedout: :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Yes, I hate beer, and I don't drink alchohol at all.

I don't drink beer either. I'm under 21. But I'm sure you've spoken blasphemy in front of the other members.

No worries: all the more for us!

i ban aj for making me lose the game.
i was on a record setting trend, jerk.

I ban 100 Nights for not knowing how to win the game.

i ban AJ for giving birds LSD- YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT! :hatred: :wink:

I ban Chris for changing his Avatar. I ban Trevor for changing it about 5 times.

I ban A.J. for having a meme in his signature!

I ban Spazzo because...
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1138/1309224953_bc74b5202c.jpg)

I ban AJ for having a huge signature pic that is WAAAAY to big! trim it please  :smile:

I ban Chris because I feel like it!

I ban Ghouck for going away so long without saying where he went, and for not knowing how to spell "ghoul."

I ban indianasmith for crashing the P-38 lighting! :hatred: :wink:

I ban Rev. Powell for claiming that human beings really evolved from radishes.  :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

I ban Diamond for not knowing the truth. We all evolved from Bob Saget. I'm not going into detail on that one.

I ban the South African cricket team for choking even before the Cricket World Cup has started.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

I ban Trevor because at least he doesn't live in Minnesota and isn't horribly disappointed by Brett Favre's poor performance that RUINED the Vikings last football season!

I ban the bandits.  For having "ban" in their name.

So...like, if I banned all visitors and members of this forum-past, present and future-as well as myself...wouldn't that effectively kill the forum?

But that being said, I "Ban" Right Guard.  Sorry, just a little armpit humor there.  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

No, no, really, I'd have to ban Menard for even thinking of banning  our resident Zombie Girl Paquita. She is a lovely and kind person. Well, there was the incident with that goose and the spider monkey...but don't mention it here in the forum as it tends to make her weepy and Hulk-like enraged in turns..............D'oh!!!!!   :buggedout:

I ban you for making me curious.  :twirl:

I ban Tom Hooper* for winning a Oscar.  :bluesad:

----------------

* I don't like anti-South African films made by foreign filmmakers and he made one.  :bluesad:

My grammar Nazi sense is tingling!

I ban Trevor because you're supposed to use "An" before a word with a vowel in it! "An Oscar"!

Oops: I be busted.  :twirl: :lookingup: :teddyr:

I ban AJ because it's a VOWEL Sound, not a Noun sound!

I ban A.J. for not understanding the difference between "in" and "begins with".  :tongueout:

I ban everybody who likes boobs.

I ban Michael Bay for directing Transformers! :twirl:

I ban the guy who voiced Optimus Prime for also voicing "Winnie the Pooh"'s Eeyore.

1) A.J. really needs to read the first post.

2) Someone doesn't like boobs?

They exist. But I just banned myself. And yeah I read it. I got bored with the joke so I made a joke about boobs. All hail boobs... And tacos! Boobs and Tacos! Yes...

I ban skunks for smelling so terrible.

I ban  . . . hmm, who haven't I banned?
I ban the next member to join this forum, for being a noob!!!!

You may as well ban me too...  :bluesad:

I'm pretty funky this morning. I need to shower till 2014.
 :wink:

hi
Jeez i cannot believe this thread has gone to 33 pages and no-one has banned me :hatred:

I,m gonna ban myself!

I ban macabre for biting me!!! :wink:

I ban SPazzo for inverting avatar colors.

I ban Rev for this:

you tacos lover! :hatred:.........wait, I love tacos! :bluesad: :tongueout:

You think that's bad? :teddyr: :wink:

I ban AJ for expressing his German Expressionism.

I ban everyone who hasn't seen "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari". German Expressionism is AWESOME!

it's cuz its gothic as well :wink:

I ban myself for leaving for three weeks.  :twirl:

If Trevor is really leaving for three weeks, then I give him a three week ban.

I ban myself for no reason! :twirl: :twirl: :twirl:

I ban A.J. Bauer for trying to take over the world with an army of Menard clones.

I can't stand the ONE Menard we have! You think I'm cloning him?

I ban DiamondWaspVenom because a wasp stung my wife last night, left venom in her foot, and did not give her a diamond!!!

That wasp must be a bum. He stung your wife and didn't even have the decency to take her our to dinner.  :cheers:

I ban Paquita (if she hasn't already been banned by someone else) for bringing fresh underwear into a B-movie.

psst, They're for Trevor- he needs some good ones. :wink:

yep, saw that picture too, kindof like looking at a trainwreck no matter how horrible the underwear you just can't look away  :buggedout:

I ban everyone until somebody shows me that pic of Trevor's undies.

(http://i54.tinypic.com/mjpi4y.jpg)

I feel like the only one who hasn't seen them.

I was only teasing. :wink:

I ban the milk man for giving me the exploding dream when I need the 2% reduced fat milk.

I ban Indy for not BBQing any Turkey products.

I ban The Rev.

No-one steals my Pepsi...


NO ONE...

I ban Doggett for having too many pics in his signature!

(http://blastr.com/assets_c/2011/01/TotalRecallArnoldScream-thumb-500x273-55189.jpeg)

The Milkman gave you an exploding dream?!... Damn... that's cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkIwXrNw1pA

I ban Venomx for letting this to happen:
(http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/175668.jpg)

LOL ^ I ban Bob for posting that 'RASSLIN' song, it's stuck in my head now... it won't. go. away. lol. :twirl:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,113570.msg424298.html#new

I ban Trevor for deep frying millions of innocent puppies AND for making a fortune out of it.  :twirl:

I ban Dogget for showing up every time I visit the IMDB. 

I ban the Reverend for being irreverent!!!

I ban Indiana Smith for using the Improbability Drive.

I ban A. J. for his cross-dressing Johnny Depp obsession!!!

I ban Indy for not having any Turkey on his 4th of July party
I ban Rev for not having enough Ice cream
I ban DWV for giving me a hornets nest!

I ban A.J. Bauer for excessive pulling of the string   :teddyr:

What do you know? Havn't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

I re-ban AJ for posting while banned.

I ban the Reverend for not knowing the difference between the Gospel of John and the Epistles of John!

I ban Indy for having an orange bicycle with black wheels.

I ban Indy for not realizing that I only profess the religion me and the Almighty worked out betwixt us.

I ban Joe the Destroyer because he didn't give me any coconut M&M's.
I ban Informationgeek because he wants to cosplay as this guy-
(http://www.waukster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bleach-217-a.png)
ARGH, MY EYES!!!!

I ban Bull for calling himself "El Toro Loco."  :wink:

I ban Rev. Powell for excessive drunk dailing.

*Wipes mouth* Mmm, yum. These tail hairs [pitooey] do get in your teeth a little....  :buggedout: :wink:

I ban myself for not being able to get on this fun & great web site nearly as often as I used to due to job commitments and what not.

I ban Torgo for putting his job ahead of the internet!!!!! :bouncegiggle:

I ban Rev. Powell for being a convict on the run

I welcome Torgo back to the site  :teddyr: :thumbup:*



*But I ban him for having 'whatnot's.  :wink:

Ouch, that hits close to home! 

I ban JJ80 because I don't think he's been banned yet and he might be feeling left out.

I ban The Rev for being so damn unappreciative.

He knows I only look this good for him...


 :wink:

Thanks Trevor. You all never fail to make me laugh. I don't have internet at my house now as I had a huge falling out with the only internet provider in my area. So I try to get on at work when I can but they've really started cracking down seriously on internet usage when it's not on breaks of some sort so that's why I've been really sporadic on here over the last few months. But, I'm never that far away from this always great site!

I ban Doggett for trying to imitate Jay Kay.

I ban El Toro Loco for making me want tacos.

I ban all of you for letting this thread die.

I ban A.J. for flossing his toes with my cat's tail!

I ban Indy for running off with my fossil of dead fish :tongueout:

I ban El Misfit for being a cheap Mexican Crimson Ghost rip-off.

I ban RC for not posting up anymore NEW Frankenstein home grow comics!

 :wink:

I ban Venom for constantly distracting me with his icon.

HAH! I ban A.J. for using his tongue depressor to cause severe psychopathic collapse to other, Innocent parts of his body...provided he has any.