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Title: Dead Space 2 Post by: Draug on January 07, 2011, 12:58:19 AM (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2047/ss28l.jpg) Jack promised himself to never go on a blind date again. *** It was true; Mary really turned into a monster on her "red" days. *** Some can't take the hint that their date isn't interested in a goodnight kiss. Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: LilCerberus on January 07, 2011, 02:39:56 AM Man, quit movin' around, I've almost got it.
Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 07, 2011, 02:57:40 AM (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2047/ss28l.jpg)
Monster: "Oh yes, cataract surgery is covered in Blue Claw, Blue Shield. I'll have you seeing 100% better by the time you're out." Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 07, 2011, 09:49:54 AM Tag! You have AIDS!
Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: Rev. Powell on January 07, 2011, 11:37:55 AM Take your partner, allemande left,
Do-si-do with the specter of Death! Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 07, 2011, 04:11:10 PM (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2047/ss28l.jpg)
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's a sequel to one of the scariest games of all time!" Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: sprite75 on January 08, 2011, 02:14:12 AM Well I'm sorry! I'm trying to give you a nice, close shave like you asked but you keep jerking around and look what it got you - a nice big gash on the face!
Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: retrorussell on January 08, 2011, 05:54:07 AM You don't have any Kleenex? Ugh.. fine, I'll get it. Jeez, it's a big one!
Title: Re: Dead Space 2 Post by: TheDope on January 08, 2011, 09:38:19 AM (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2047/ss28l.jpg) Okay, one more time: Head-bumper...eye-winker...nose-dropper... mouth-feeder...chin-chopper...and gitchy-gitchy-goo!! |