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For me, this would have to be Cheryl Lawson's scene in the Dead Pit where she dreams that she is tied up and firehosed by a sadistic nurse and BLAM! Best boob shot ever. My freind and I talked about the movie in school. He didn't make it all the way through the whole movie, but he asked "Did she go topless in that one?". My answer : "Oh HELL YES!" So can anybody think of some great gratuitous breast shots?

I think Airplane has some of the best to be honest. 

For pure randomnymity, the one at the beginning of THE MICROWAVE MASSACRE cracked me up.

The possession scene in "Huntress: Spirit of the Night". :teddyr:

It reminds me of that line from that episode of "The Monkees" in which aliens steal Mickey Dolenz's pants.

Mickey - "I was putting my clothes on, but my clothes took off! Could it be my clothes are putting me on?"

Narrator - "Is he the world's fastest exhibitionist?"

In terms of hitting the audience out of the blue with a totally gratuitous closeup shot of breasts, I would have to agree.

I think it was in the movie "Black Roses." One of those demon-possessed heavy metal band movies from the '80s at least.

Anyway, about two-thirds through the movie it cuts to a scene where a woman removes her top and starts playing with her breasts in front of a mirror. Does it have anything to do with the movie? No. Do they even bother to show the woman's face? No.

Completely random and gratuitous. It's as if the director was painting an impressionist piece. "It doesn't need to make sense! The movie just needs a dab of gratuitous breast shots, right here. Edit it in! Tomorrow is another day, after all."

In TNT JACKSON-there is no reason whatsoever  for Jeanne Bell to go through a long kung fu fight topless-but bless her heart-she does.

Leprechaun in Space! The princess condemns you to death by showing you her breasts??

The nude zombie boobs in the Dawn of the Dead remake. They can only be seen in the German DVD release. They masked the boobs for the U.S. release.  :bluesad:

For me the best shot was the shower scene in the movie "Starship Troopers".  Dizzy was the hottest thing next to the sun.  I knew this before the shower scene but then after her breast shot, WOW.  She had a most perfect bod I have seen in a long long time.  The breasts made me loose my focus on everything else.  I give a  :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers: :drink: :drink: :buggedout:.

Later,

John

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Lots of great stuff in the film Mausoleum with Bobbie Bresee. She's a total babe!  :hot:

Karma for that one!

Catch her in EVIL SPAWN-she does a nice shower scene.  :twirl:

I think once all the votes have been posted someone should create a compilation video.  I would pay good, green money for such a thing.

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'nuff said  :bouncegiggle:

Zapped 2 couldn't really hold my attention, but the scene at the end with the itching sauce, in which the cheerleaders scratch enough to make their sweater come apart reeks of random gratuity. i always thought it would've made more sense, if threw in some drama, & had the ladies rip their own shirts open to get to that itch.

In the opening scene of Demon Rage, Lana Wood has a wardrobe malfunction that looks more like a flub that they decided not to fix.

The "Catholic School Girls In Trouble" skit in Kentucky Fried Movie was kinda sleazy to begin with so maybe the breast shots weren't quite so random.  But Uschi Digard's ridiculously massive boobs caught guys by surprise when they were pressed against the shower glass.  Holy mother o' Jesus! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

How has Howling 2 : Your Sister Is a Werewolf not made this thread yet?   :hot:

Not only for quality, but quantity.  I don't know of any film I've ever seen that can boast more shots that are as gratuitous as the 347 shots in a row from that movie.

The original Piranha.   To distract a soldier Heather Menzies rips "her" blouse open, exposing "her" breasts.

In "Ator, the Fighting Eagle", Roon has a scene bathing in a stream, which has no real intro, nothing happens, & just plain looks like stock footage.

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Talking if Uschi Digard, I'd like to nominate the collected works of Russ Meyer

Actually, come to think of it, is there ever an NON gratuitous breast shot?  (Not that I'm complaining mind you...)

Gosh, I dunno, too many good ones to pick a best.  Give me a bit to think it over.

Stone Cold 1992. Biker girl leans over pool table to take a shot and you see her knee knockers exposed when her loose fitting leather vest comes undone.

I'll drink to that one  :cheers:    Add to it, that absolutely hot black chick who smacked Casper Van Dien with the towel..she was huge! You saw those babies swingin' back and forth when she swung the towel at him. 


Another winner!  That was a nice one for sure.

I'd like to add the scene in Titanic when Kate Winslet was being painted in the nude by Leo DiCaprio's character. 

Her breasts were so round and full and just gently hanging over the sides of her chest, with all that wild red hair of hers cascading over her shoulders. O.M.G.

I'm actually rather partial to the one in Repo! The Genetic Opera.  It took me weeks to get the song that she was singing at the time out of my head.  :buggedout:

My vote goes to a movie series.  Every movie that starts with the word "Ilsa..."; as in "Ilsa She-wolf of the SS" though hard to tell if these are actually supposed to be actual movies or just S+M pornos with a slightly more developed storyline.  I'm still up in the air on that question as I believe every woman involved in these movies was contractually limited to a maximum amount of clothing.

Probably the best one, in the truly random and gratuitous sense.  Particularly the music montage over the end credits.

Chopping Mall
Trading Places
My Tutor

Are we talking the scene toward the end in the opera?  If that is the case,  :cheers:

I love that movie.  Sibil was hot.  The movie was ok, but the frontal property made it good.

Later,

John

That's the one that had Christopher Lee in it right?  And those long werewolf orgy scenes, and an end theme that had Sybill Danning repeatedly ripping her leather top off?  ("Howl!"  *rip*  "Howl!"  *rip!* *rip!*)

Nope, I never saw that.   :teddyr:

+1

Anna Faris' in Scary Movie 3 was a nice one: I don't think those were hers, though. They certainly weren't mine, that's for sure.  :smile:

I was watching Big Bad Wolf the other day and towards the end, some blond got her shirt ripped off.  That was very nice   :teddyr:

At least it wasn't Scary Movie which was neither random, gratuitous or a breast.  Blah, must ... get .. red ... hot ... poker ... for ... mind's ... eye. 

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The best one I have seen!!!

Agreed on "Airplane" but a close runner-up (apologies if already mentioned) would be "Amazon Women On The Moon" circa 1987....boobs while  taking a stroll in public definitely puts this high on the list.  :teddyr:

I'd agree with Jamie Lee Curtis' bathroom scene in trading places.  That was pretty gratuitous.  Also the scene where the (latina?) woman sits up naked in Eddie Murphy's new bed and announces, 'I was waiting for you!'

Katie Holmes in that movie about the psychic ... which one was that?  In the psychic's vision Katie is standing by a car at night, opening her blouse.  Good stuff.

Revenge of the Ninja: near the beginning a couple get it on in a hot tub while the evil ninja slides a poisoned dart into his blowgun.

I've always been a fan of the full frontal nudity in the old Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party, where the girl who has always wanted him greets him naked in the hotel room.

And of course, perhaps the best gratuitous breast scene of all scifi/horror movies, French actress Mathilda May (yum yum) as a naked alien vampire in Lifeforce.  After being recovered from an alien spaceprobe in the tail of Halley's Comet, she is lying on a hospital table on Earth.  An entranced guard moves to her covered body, and abruptly her eyes open and she sits up, the sheet dropping away to reveal her perfect naked body.  That was a great scene.  Pretty cool movie, too!  :teddyr:

I forgot about the Playmate of the week.  That was a great skit.  I was very impressed.  MMM Yummie.

Later,

John

That same scene totally sprung to mind when I saw this topic name.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otbNWsyD-SA

Double Agent 73. What size were her boob's? :wink: :tongueout:

Slumber Party massacre 2 and the Invisible Maniac are nothing but Random Gratuitous Breast shots with some killing and something that vaguely resembles a plot wrapped around it all. 

and I love those movies so much for that reason.