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Title: Why do you want to...
Post by: sprite75 on January 20, 2011, 02:39:28 AM
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Why do you want to know how many cans of hairspray I go through in one week?


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Trevor on January 20, 2011, 03:44:55 AM
"Not to mention what the *&^% hairspray is doing to my forehead!" :wink:


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Jack on January 20, 2011, 07:39:20 AM
Uh, honey?  You got a cow pie on yer head.


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: AndyC on January 20, 2011, 09:12:07 AM
The girls at the deli counter were very unhappy about the new summer sausage promotion.


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: JayJayM12 on January 20, 2011, 09:41:06 AM
She is going to be so mad when someone reminds her that we went all-digital last year and rabbit ears are no longer working...


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: LilCerberus on January 20, 2011, 10:07:26 AM
"Honey, a lot of people insist, it is our fault that pigs can fly."


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: AndyC on January 20, 2011, 11:38:58 AM
"Really, Honey.... It looks fine.... Uh... really exotic and.... sexy. Yeah, that's it. Sexy...."


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: El Misfit on January 20, 2011, 11:41:49 AM
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Honey, why did you put Newt's Horse's s**t in your hair?


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Jack on January 20, 2011, 01:23:42 PM
Do you mind if I put some grapefruit in there?


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Flangepart on January 21, 2011, 02:00:38 PM
"Even worse, I'm picking up Telemundo sportscasts in my sleep!"


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Hammock Rider on January 21, 2011, 02:16:31 PM
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  Yes young lady your haircut will make you more Aerodynamic. No it will not make you look cooler.


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: TheDope on January 22, 2011, 12:17:20 PM
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Yeh, my boyfriend said I should have handlebars
put up there.  Why...is it a bad idea?  Why are
you looking at me like that??


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: El Misfit on January 22, 2011, 11:03:18 PM
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you mean I have to go on a date with......KHAAAAN?!?!?!?!?!!!!


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 24, 2011, 02:43:47 PM
The girls at the deli counter were very unhappy about the new summer sausage promotion.

Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!  lmao!   :cheers:


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 24, 2011, 02:47:14 PM
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050603225344/memoryalpha/en/images/3/3a/Dara_%28Kaelon_II%29.jpg)

Now if only someone could steer me in the right direction...


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: SPazzo on January 25, 2011, 12:26:43 AM
"Dr. Freud?  Why are you laughing after I asked what you think of my new haircut?"


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: sprite75 on March 15, 2011, 12:35:01 AM
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I can pick up radio stations in Savanna with this hairdo.


Title: Re: Why do you want to...
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 16, 2011, 08:47:36 PM
Yes, it looks silly, but my parrot insisted on having a mobile perch, and I couldn't say no to the poor dear!