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Title: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 26, 2011, 02:42:34 PM While looking at the B-movie haikus, I thought that it'd be nice to have some haikus that are dedicated to heavy metal artists and genres (hell, even songs if you feel like it).
I'll start: Venom Lousy Musicians, Playing loud, screechy guitars Influence many Your turn. :smile: Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Nukie 2 on January 26, 2011, 03:49:52 PM Burzum
Varg arrested for Arson of churches, murder Now he's on parole. Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Mr. DS on January 26, 2011, 09:07:15 PM Cannibal Corpse
Death metal makes Bob Dole overact to Silly gore lyrics Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Paquita on January 26, 2011, 11:58:05 PM Incoherent screams
Angry guitars bleeding fire A butt makes thunder Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 27, 2011, 09:40:20 PM British NWOBHM legends Raven:
Rock Until You Drop That's the motto for the band They're still going strong! Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Allhallowsday on January 27, 2011, 11:20:49 PM They're known as BLUE CHEER
They turned up the volume loud They're progenitors Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: diamondwaspvenom on January 28, 2011, 09:09:49 AM Thergothon
Their music is slow, Yet ominous and heavy, Dark and sinister. Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 30, 2011, 12:44:38 AM Metallica
Masters Of Metal They want to Seek And Destroy Some Kind Of Monster Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: voltron on January 30, 2011, 04:53:15 PM Eyehategod
Junkies from NOLA Defined the sludge metal sound Sabbath would be proud Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: voltron on January 30, 2011, 05:19:17 PM Pantera
Glam band turns to thrash Denies their past recordings Mallcore really sucks Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: voltron on January 30, 2011, 05:33:00 PM Sorry for being a post whore, but I love this topic! :smile:
Dimmu Borgir It's not cool to like Enthrone Darkness Triumphant If you like Darkthrone Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 30, 2011, 10:22:05 PM Megadeth
Dave Mustaine's a jerk Thinks he's God's gift to metal Such an attitude Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 01, 2011, 07:34:44 PM King Diamond
Who would have thought that A singer with a high voice Could be so awesome? Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 23, 2011, 08:42:04 AM Lizzy Borden
With a name like that, You hope that the band kicks ass. Luckily, they do. Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: diamondwaspvenom on February 28, 2011, 04:08:06 PM Electric Wizard
Combine Black Sabbath With mountains of heavy drugs And you get this band. Title: Re: Heavy Metal Haiku Thread Post by: Cthulhu on March 06, 2011, 03:15:23 PM Electric Wizard Isn't Black Sabbath combined with mountains of heavy drugs just...you know...regular Black Sabbath?Combine Black Sabbath With mountains of heavy drugs And you get this band. |