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How often does this happen to you?  You urinate and realize you didn't get that last few drops (or in some cases trickle) out.  Then you end up with that big incriminating wet spot on the crotch of your pants.  I have to say personally it happens usually if I'm in an super rush.  I try to cover it up with a coat or if I'm as work I'll opt to sit for a bit.  One time I decided to splash more water on my pants and blame the faucet.  That wasn't the brightest thing in the world looking back.  :lookingup:

I have to force myself to slow down. When I was in the Navy I was in a hurry to get in formation for a uniform inspection, so the very same thing happened to me, followed by me standing at attention with an obvious wet spot on my dress whites. Not good. The inspecting officer never said anything, but I'm sure he saw it.

  I did this exact same thing at a job interview once. Actually, I snuck back into the waiting room without the receptionist notcing and squirted myself with the water fountain. The interviewer felt bad for me so I decided just ot go with it and play the sympathy card. I got the job! It was one of the worst jobs ever. :question:

It happened to me at a wedding dinner.  I spent 10 minute sin fromnt of the blow dryer. 

The stupid scrubs we have at the hospital where I work make the tiniest of pee droplets show up like a big zit on a teenager's face.  I hate them I hate them I hate them!

I umpired little league when I was in high school and one time I had to take a leak bad.  So I ran out into the woods next to the field during a switch and totally ended up having a crater sized pee spot on my pants.  Luckily a baseball field is know for dirt which I quickly threw on my pants in the spot.  It actually covered nicely.

I'm guity of that.  :bluesad:
Sometimes I used to wash my hands then dry them on the side of my trousers so it was damp all around and it then looked less suspecious.

Its not just pee, but toothpaste and food that you can be eating will drip and stain your trousers.
Crotch stains always look bad.

Yep, I really feel self concious if its something white.  I'd rather not have people thinking I'm tossing when I haven't been.

Its almost certainly an innocent toothpaste stain.
However, there's a tiny part of the brain that thinks some dude has been having solo fun time...

Two words, gentlemen.

Black . . . pants.

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I have nothing of any value to add other than:  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

You guys crack me up   :bouncegiggle:

From a girl's perspective, if that ever happened to me, I would probably have to see a doctor  :teddyr:

I remember reading one of those stupid articles "Things Men Wish Women Would Know" and the one thing that stuck with me is, "Yes, it is that difficult to pee."

Things are not as, ahem, straight forward as you would expect if you didn't own the package. I'm a gentleman, I put the cover down when I flush and wipe up any errant strays, but that doesn't protect you from the unexpected.

I will second (or third) that the best defense is to splash your pants with a "hand washing aftermath." Proudly walk out with your pee pants as evidence of your hand washing prowess!

I've always suspected that the guys on this board are long lost brothers ~ now [Trevor wipes eyes and blows nose on short sleeve shirt] *sniff*, I know they are! We have the same pants problem.  :wink: :wink:

Trevor, we are only pretenders to your throne. You are the artiste.

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I actually laugh at the part in Robocop where the guy runs out of the restroom with a big p!ss spot on his pants. 

Yeah this has happened to me as well. Honestly sometimes you just forget to do that extra shake or so and others your bladder suddenly decides to do a few extra trickles after you thought you were done. For a while I wondered if it was a medical problem until I noticed other guys had the same problem. I hate it but I often have to change my shorts at home due to this.

Judging from the suffering in silence we have all done, this might have to be something brought up in every young man's life. 

And of course this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

How about peeing in a urinal while you're wearing a necktie and the little droplets of back-splash get on it?  They bead up really nicely if you use scotch guard on your tie.  These days, on the rare occasions when I need to wear ties, I throw the tie over my shoulder to keep it out of the back-splash zone.

No matter how much you wiggle and dance the last two drops go in your pants.