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Title: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: sprite75 on February 09, 2011, 02:19:31 AM
(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/forgethooters.jpg)

After being consigned to sleeping on the couch for over a month, Jack finds himself cursing the day he saw this sign and decided to take its advise when picking out a Valentine's gift for his wife.


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: Mr. DS on February 09, 2011, 06:41:09 PM
The best way to spend Valentines Day alone.


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: El Misfit on February 09, 2011, 08:40:04 PM
(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/forgethooters.jpg)
John was an idiot- instead of going to the most elegant restaurant in the city like he promised his girlfriend, he took her her. needles to say, happy hour went to stupidity hour, as in he only went there for the All You Can Drink Beer.


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: retrorussell on February 09, 2011, 10:06:25 PM
Shortly after this marquee was displayed, breast implant sales went through the roof.


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: Mr. DS on February 09, 2011, 10:31:41 PM
"Honey I swear, I thought it was an Owl store."


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: Hammock Rider on February 11, 2011, 02:23:26 PM
 (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/forgethooters.jpg)

Wing sales quadrupled after Hooters moved in next door to two other local hang-outs, Her Girl Friday and The Klondyke Bar.



Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: Jack on February 11, 2011, 03:50:41 PM
"Well honey, you've already got diamonds, so this year I got you hooters!  Oh wait...that didn't come out right."


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: sprite75 on February 11, 2011, 11:10:32 PM
"Well honey, you've already got diamonds, so this year I got you hooters!  Oh wait...that didn't come out right."


Could've been worse.  He could've mistaken the T for a K and gotten his wife some hookers for Valentine's.


Title: Re: After being consigned to sleeping on the couch...
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on February 12, 2011, 10:42:06 PM
"Honey I swear, I thought it was an Owl store."

"An owl store, huh? Well let me be the first to give you The Bird!" (flips middle finger at husband.)