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Title: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: RCMerchant on March 08, 2011, 07:06:13 PM (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/single-room-furnished-movie-poster-1020463213.jpg)
A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters. Others are Drek! I can handle drek. . Bad acting? Bad FX? No story line? OK. If it has sex,blood,or bullets-I can do it. BUT-I can't do boredom. Boredom so unrelenting I want to go wash the dishes just for excitment. Such is SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED. Question: How-in Bela's name-do you make a boring film with Jayne Mansfield? Answer: Have her jack her jaws spouting the most non-sensical,wanna-be-arsty-farsty,supposed-to-be-deep-dialouge ever written. And-SHE DOESNT SHOW OFF HER ASSESTS! (ie: boobies.)) She wears no revealing clothing AT ALL!!!! And the rest of the no name no talent cast does the same. Even a 5th 'o' booze won't help this one. Might make you suicidal though. The best part of the whole thing- prolouge of Walter (the Untouchables narrator) Winchell claiming it was a classic! OH! WAIT! Action packed scene here!!!!! :buggedout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k8V4-pIcoE That's as good as it gets,my freinds. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. This is Officially THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Title: Re: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: Criswell on March 08, 2011, 08:06:09 PM One of the Mill Creek sets I own contains this film. I haven't watched it though.
Title: Re: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: RCMerchant on March 08, 2011, 08:27:48 PM One of the Mill Creek sets I own contains this film. I haven't watched it though. DONT. I'ts a blight on the soul. I made myself watch it. I think it's like 12 hours long. Felt that way. You can get the same results from injecting novacaine directly into your brain.Title: Re: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: The Burgomaster on March 09, 2011, 01:19:54 PM A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters. Wow! How did I miss this collection? I have most of the Mill Creek 50 movie packs . . . I wish I had this one, too! Title: Re: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: RCMerchant on March 09, 2011, 05:50:44 PM A while back I bought a Mill Creek collection called 'Big Screen Bombshells'. All the films are made by the low budget Crown International Company. Some.like POLICEWOMEN,GALAXINA,HUSTLER SQUAD are fun time wasters. Wow! How did I miss this collection? I have most of the Mill Creek 50 movie packs . . . I wish I had this one, too! Here ya go! :smile: http://www.amazon.com/Big-Screen-Bombshells-Movie-Collection/dp/B00310PSVC Title: Re: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: Couchtr26 on March 10, 2011, 11:38:40 PM Darn, I received it in a 50 pack I didn't realize it was in and was hopeful. Dang it, I was hoping. Jayne should have been required to show her assets in every movie. Some contractual obligation or something requiring it.
Title: Re: SINGLE ROOM FURNISHED (1968) Post by: Criswell on March 12, 2011, 06:58:31 PM I just sold the pack that it was on so thankfully my life is safe. :teddyr:
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