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Title: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: lester1/2jr on March 18, 2011, 10:44:38 AM http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/subletter_finds_out_his_roomma.html)
"Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed" "During a heavy rainstorm, however, Doug went into Jack's room to close the window. Once inside, Doug found stacks of half-eaten Chinese-food containers. Next Doug found a boot filled with Chinese food (Refinery 29 has the photographic evidence). Then he saw a human-shaped object beneath the twin bed...." Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: indianasmith on March 18, 2011, 10:50:58 AM Holy cow! There are times when no snide comment can possibly do justice to the situation . . . :buggedout:
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: Jack on March 18, 2011, 11:48:35 AM That a-hole promised me he wouldn't tell anybody :hatred:
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: Raffine on March 18, 2011, 09:31:39 PM Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow?
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: Allhallowsday on March 18, 2011, 09:41:54 PM Was the scarecrow's name Hung Chow? No, it was Long Duck Dong! Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: retrorussell on March 18, 2011, 11:29:10 PM The scarecrow must be full of Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: Criswell on March 19, 2011, 05:29:58 PM That must of been a scary situation for him!
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: Rev. Powell on March 19, 2011, 09:09:10 PM You should never fill your scarecrow with Chinese food. You'll just be horny again an hour later.
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: SPazzo on March 19, 2011, 09:45:59 PM I guess this scarecrow definitely got brain... :teddyr:
Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: Trevor on March 22, 2011, 10:23:01 AM That a-hole promised me he wouldn't tell anybody :hatred: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: Title: Re: Man Found a Sex Scarecrow Filled With Chinese Food in Roommate’s Bed Post by: lester1/2jr on November 02, 2022, 09:48:22 PM I think about this from time to time. Thats the sign of GREAT story it has staying power
unfortunately the original story from something called refinery 29 or something is gonw |