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Title: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 12:36:47 PM
I can pop my thumbs back where the joints meet my hands and keep them in that position for as long as I want.  It makes my thumbs look like they are dislocated.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 12:46:12 PM
Kick over peoples heads. (Umppp... Damn you!)

Surf on a bike, standing up. (BMX bikes)

Kick the crap out of my opponents in Street Fighter, (any ver.) I have not found a worthy adversary yet.

That's about it... just some fun useless talents. Never made me any money lol.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Doggett on March 23, 2011, 12:56:22 PM

Kick the crap out of my opponents in Street Fighter, (any ver.) I have not found a worthy adversary yet.


If I'm playing as Ken, you don't stand a chance !  :teddyr:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: A.J. Bauer on March 23, 2011, 01:02:15 PM
I can inflate my chin like a frog.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Sister Grace on March 23, 2011, 01:04:30 PM
I can blow bubbles...from various places....

 :buggedout:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 01:05:21 PM
I can blow bubbles...from various places....

 :buggedout:

Great.  Now I won't be able to concentrate at work for the rest of the day.





Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Sister Grace on March 23, 2011, 01:08:30 PM
I can blow bubbles...from various places....

 :buggedout:

Great.  Now I won't be able to concentrate at work for the rest of the day.






glad to be of service...

 :cheers:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 01:21:05 PM

Kick the crap out of my opponents in Street Fighter, (any ver.) I have not found a worthy adversary yet.


If I'm playing as Ken, you don't stand a chance !  :teddyr:

I would love to play you someday! I never back away from a Street Figher challenge. :thumbup:

Funny thing... Ken is my favorite fighter too. I guess were on the same page.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: A.J. Bauer on March 23, 2011, 01:31:32 PM
I bet none of you SUCK at Street Fighter as much as I do! (I can't do button combos)

Though in Dissidia: Final Fantasy my skill is god-like. I've played many other skilled Dissidia players and they all fell. My record is without a scratch.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Derf on March 23, 2011, 01:39:51 PM
I can be totally ignored no matter where I am.  :bluesad:


Oh, and I can drink more Dr Pepper than any person ever should and still beg for more.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Flick James on March 23, 2011, 01:46:55 PM
I can fart in Spanish.






I don't know what that means. I just didn't have anything to contribute. I have no wierd talents like that.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: JaseSF on March 23, 2011, 01:50:35 PM
I too can fade really well into the background.

I know more about pro wrestling than anyone else I've ever met.

I'm a fantastic lover.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Jack on March 23, 2011, 01:53:18 PM
I've shot a few under-par rounds of golf.  That's kind of a special skill, for an amateur duffer like me   :teddyr:



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Flick James on March 23, 2011, 01:54:06 PM
I can fart in Spanish.






I don't know what that means. I just didn't have anything to contribute. I have no wierd talents like that.  :bluesad:

I take it back. I can actully sneak up on a cat. I've done it more than once.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: claws on March 23, 2011, 01:59:54 PM
I can watch six movies in a row.  :smile:
I can put on lipstick without using my hands. No wait, that was my ex-girlfriends skill.

I can predict a persons future with a set of poker cards.



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: retrorussell on March 23, 2011, 02:17:43 PM
I can pass food/drink through my digestive system MUCH faster than most people.
I can remember the whole Greek alphabet.
I can count to 100 in Japanese.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 02:27:49 PM
I can also watch Godzilla and old Kung Fu movies ALL day and not get bored or sick of them. :twirl:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: retrorussell on March 23, 2011, 02:32:01 PM
One more: I can make up a goofy sentence on the spot.  It doesn't usually make sense but it's grammatically correct.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 02:36:56 PM

I know more about pro wrestling than anyone else I've ever met.

I'm a fantastic lover.

These two things cannot possibly be true at the same time.   :teddyr:



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 02:51:46 PM
Test time... name the 3 wrestlers. :wink:

(http://i52.tinypic.com/fnzntd.jpg)


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 02:56:06 PM
Test time... name the 3 wrestlers. :wink:

([url]http://i52.tinypic.com/fnzntd.jpg[/url])


Well, the one on the far right looks like a 1970s porn star.




Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: claws on March 23, 2011, 03:00:22 PM
Porn star looks like Big Scott Hall a.k.a. Razor Ramon if I'm not mistaken.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
VERY good! The far right IS Scott Hall. Karma. The other 2?

I bet xJaseSFx will name the other 2.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 03:14:29 PM
This was my favorite wrestler back when I was a fan.  Shows you how long it's been since I was a wrestling fan!

(http://www.allwwewrestlers.com/Ivan_Putski.jpg)




Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Polish Power... finishing move Polish Hammer! I remember Ivan Putski, my GrandFather liked him.

His Son had a short run in WCW right?


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: JaseSF on March 23, 2011, 03:20:05 PM
Blackjack Mulligan who also wrestled under a mask as the Big Machine. He's also Barry and Kendall Windham's dad.
Curt Hennig & Scott Hall as AWA World Tag Team Champions. Later Hall would gain fame as Razor Ramon and later in the nWo and Hennig would of course become Mr. Perfect in the WWF and also would later be in the nWo.

Yeah Scott Putski also briefly competed in WWF's short-lived Light Heavyweight division.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
Correct! Wow... you know your wrestling! Karma. :thumbup:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 03:36:48 PM
Polish Power... finishing move Polish Hammer! I remember Ivan Putski, my GrandFather liked him.


Probably 10 or 15 years ago I was listening to a sports talk show on the radio.  The host was a fun-loving guy who liked to discuss off-the-wall topics rather than just having serious sports discussions.  He decided to go on a quest to find Ivan Putski who was apparently living somewhere here in the U.S.  He made a series of phone calls to various people who might be able to lead him to Putski.  He kept getting clues and additional contact information and by the end of the show he got in touch with one of Putski's relatives or very close friends.  He didn't get to talk to Putski, but he did find out what town he was living in at the time.



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: JaseSF on March 23, 2011, 03:46:22 PM
The Polish Power was actually a big favourite of many Grandmas seems to me. Many more serious fans were critical of his lack of in-ring skills but he was popular and got over well nevertheless. He did win a WWF Tag Team championship alongside Tito Santana in the 1970s.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 23, 2011, 03:52:58 PM
The Polish Power was actually a big favourite of many Grandmas seems to me. Many more serious fans were critical of his lack of in-ring skills but he was popular and got over well nevertheless. He did win a WWF Tag Team championship alongside Tito Santana in the 1970s.

I liked him because he just got into the ring and got down to business.  (I liked Bruno Sammartino for the same reason).  Putski wasn't one of those flashy, loudmouth characters like Sergeant Slaughter.





Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
This should be somewhat a test for xJaseSFx or anybody. Names?

(http://i51.tinypic.com/b545xv.jpg)


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Doggett on March 23, 2011, 05:15:02 PM

Kick the crap out of my opponents in Street Fighter, (any ver.) I have not found a worthy adversary yet.


If I'm playing as Ken, you don't stand a chance !  :teddyr:

I would love to play you someday! I never back away from a Street Figher challenge. :thumbup:

Funny thing... Ken is my favorite fighter too. I guess were on the same page.


I am the master of Mortal Kombat.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 23, 2011, 05:54:16 PM
I can make a mountain out of a molehill. 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Mr. DS on March 23, 2011, 06:17:39 PM
I can wiggle my ears

I'm pretty creative when it comes to planning major events



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: JaseSF on March 23, 2011, 06:41:53 PM
First p
This should be somewhat a test for xJaseSFx or anybody. Names?

([url]http://i51.tinypic.com/b545xv.jpg[/url])


First looks like Moondog Rex, second "Big Cat Ernie Ladd 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 23, 2011, 06:45:59 PM
Yup! Moondog Rex and Ernie Ladd... I'm impressed. :thumbup:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 23, 2011, 09:05:25 PM
I can make people's heads explode with my mind, as long as I haven't been given any Ephemerol.



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: indianasmith on March 23, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
I can inflate my tongue to about three times its normal diameter.  I don't know if "inflate" is the right word . . . flex!  that's it!  I am a master tongue flexer!

I also like to belch the continents at least once a day so I don't forget them.  My students find that very amusing.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Paquita on March 23, 2011, 11:01:20 PM
I can burp louder than anyone I know, but I can't do it on command, only magical moments.

I'm sure I'm not the best, but I'm really good with MS Excel!




Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: SPazzo on March 23, 2011, 11:10:51 PM
Give me a computer with a password on it, put something, anything, on the harddrive, and I can find it without leaving a trace that I was there and without knowing the password.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ulthar on March 23, 2011, 11:47:39 PM
I fairly routinely do pretty high level math.  Sometimes, this is just for fun.  I like to solve differential equations or similar calculations in my head while driving on long trips, for example.

In college, I hand wrote a printer driver in assembly language because I thought the driver that came with my computer was too slow.

I find sailing an 18 ft sailboat in 25 knots of wind rather enjoyable.

I have testified as an expert witness in local, state and federal courts more times than I care to count.

My longest shot with a rifle was 1200 yards; my longest with a handgun was 250 yards.

I have an almost perfect ability to make a joke, one that is funny to me (and maybe my wife if she hears it), that no one else gets so that I end up looking like the world's biggest dummy.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Trevor on March 24, 2011, 01:13:27 AM
I dunno if this is a talent or not (probably not) but I can continually wear the same underpants for a while. *


*Twenty years.  :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Killer Bees on March 24, 2011, 05:30:43 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

I have mad skillz in a certain area of human interaction that men find very enjoyable but I can't really mention in polite company.  I"ve actually had men look at me, dazed and confused with wonder afterwards.  :teddyr:

I could make a shed load of money with this skill but I find it rather beneath me to do it for financial gain.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Trevor on March 24, 2011, 05:38:17 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

Could I ask you seriously to do a reading for me? I've always wanted to know what my future holds.  :smile:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 24, 2011, 05:40:43 AM

I have mad skillz in a certain area of human interaction that men find very enjoyable but I can't really mention in polite company.  I"ve actually had men look at me, dazed and confused with wonder afterwards.  :teddyr:

I could make a shed load of money with this skill but I find it rather beneath me to do it for financial gain.


 :buggedout:

Ok...now I know which board member I'd like too meet!  :twirl:

I can draw pictures-

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rcmerchant/sets/72157602368690216/


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Killer Bees on March 24, 2011, 06:19:58 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

Could I ask you seriously to do a reading for me? I've always wanted to know what my future holds.  :smile:

Sure thing honey.  Just tell me what you want to know.  Each question is a separate reading and I can do as many as you like  :thumbup:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Killer Bees on March 24, 2011, 06:27:03 AM

I have mad skillz in a certain area of human interaction that men find very enjoyable but I can't really mention in polite company.  I"ve actually had men look at me, dazed and confused with wonder afterwards.  :teddyr:

I could make a shed load of money with this skill but I find it rather beneath me to do it for financial gain.


 :buggedout:

Ok...now I know which board member I'd like too meet!  :twirl:

I can draw pictures-

[url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/rcmerchant/sets/72157602368690216/[/url]


They are amazing, RC.  You certainly are an awesome talent  :thumbup:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Trevor on March 24, 2011, 06:45:44 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

Could I ask you seriously to do a reading for me? I've always wanted to know what my future holds.  :smile:

Sure thing honey.  Just tell me what you want to know.  Each question is a separate reading and I can do as many as you like  :thumbup:

One of the questions I wouldn't ask is "Will my crappy undies ever be clean?"  :wink: (as if they ever were)

1. My health is a major problem for me and I would like to know if it will improve ~ we're talking mental issues here.
2. I don't know if this can be answered but: Is my Dad at peace where he is?
3. Will my finances improve?


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: El Misfit on March 24, 2011, 07:30:41 AM
I know a hell of about cars- and I'm 16! :tongueout:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 24, 2011, 09:36:07 PM
I know a hell of about cars- and I'm 16! :tongueout:

Without looking it up, what are the ten different displacements the small block Chevy V8 engine was available in?

How many of those were made by simply by combining parts from two different SBC motors?

Which one was the only one NOT internally balanced?

What is the easiest way to tell the difference between a Ford 9" rear end and a Ford 8" rear end without taking it apart?

What is unique to the Chevy 'w' series motors?

What was the first passenger car engine to make 1 horsepower per cubic inch of displacement?

There were 3 advanced (for the time) safety features that were left off the Ford Pinto that may well have made it one of the safest cars or the time, what were they?

What do the numbers that make up a tire configuration mean. For Example 275/75R17



None of these are relevant to modern cars.. . .
 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Newt on March 24, 2011, 09:39:53 PM
Nobody said there was going to be a TEST!   :buggedout:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 24, 2011, 09:47:50 PM
Nobody said there was going to be a TEST!   :buggedout:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Actually I just posted that to start some gear-head kinda dialog. It's pretty useless info these days, and there really are better things that could occupy my somewhat limited brain-space.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ulthar on March 24, 2011, 09:51:35 PM

What was the first passenger car engine to make 1 horsepower per cubic inch of displacement?


I'm gonna SWAG here and guess Chevy 350?  If not, my second guess is Ford 289?  After that, I'll say "just tell me!"  If it's not the 350, is there something about that engine that would make it relatively easy to do so?  I recall a conversation with a gear head friend of mine in high school on the topic if the 350 and 1 HP/ cu in.  Maybe he was just a 350 fan boy ...

Quote

What do the numbers that make up a tire configuration mean. For Example 275/75R17
 

Tread width, tread thickness and rim diameter, with the R being "radial."  ??


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 24, 2011, 10:04:43 PM

What was the first passenger car engine to make 1 horsepower per cubic inch of displacement?


I'm gonna SWAG here and guess Chevy 350?  If not, my second guess is Ford 289?  After that, I'll say "just tell me!"  If it's not the 350, is there something about that engine that would make it relatively easy to do so?  I recall a conversation with a gear head friend of mine in high school on the topic if the 350 and 1 HP/ cu in.  Maybe he was just a 350 fan boy ...


Actually, it was the Chrysler 354, making 355 Horsepower in 1956. Many believe it was the 1957 Chevrolet 283/283, but that is not correct.
What do the numbers that make up a tire configuration mean. For Example 275/75R17
 

Tread width, tread thickness and rim diameter, with the R being "radial."  ??

Kinda, 275 = section width in millimeters, the 75 is the 'aspect ratio' in other words, on this tire, the height of the sidewall is 75% of the section width. R does stand for radial, and the 17 is the rim diameter. Section width is the overall width of the tire when mounted and inflated.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Doggett on March 24, 2011, 10:06:55 PM
Nothing.

I have no unique talents whatsoever.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: indianasmith on March 24, 2011, 10:44:21 PM
Except being irreplaceable on this forum . . . and in our hearts!


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Killer Bees on March 25, 2011, 05:26:41 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

Could I ask you seriously to do a reading for me? I've always wanted to know what my future holds.  :smile:

Sure thing honey.  Just tell me what you want to know.  Each question is a separate reading and I can do as many as you like  :thumbup:

One of the questions I wouldn't ask is "Will my crappy undies ever be clean?"  :wink: (as if they ever were)

1. My health is a major problem for me and I would like to know if it will improve ~ we're talking mental issues here.
2. I don't know if this can be answered but: Is my Dad at peace where he is?
3. Will my finances improve?


Okay I will get onto those questions for you and send the answers toyour hotmail account.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 25, 2011, 06:52:22 AM
Nothing.

I have no unique talents whatsoever.

Bulls**t! You make me laugh-and to make someone happy is a GREAT talent!  :thumbup:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Trevor on March 25, 2011, 06:52:38 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

Could I ask you seriously to do a reading for me? I've always wanted to know what my future holds.  :smile:

Sure thing honey.  Just tell me what you want to know.  Each question is a separate reading and I can do as many as you like  :thumbup:

One of the questions I wouldn't ask is "Will my crappy undies ever be clean?"  :wink: (as if they ever were)

1. My health is a major problem for me and I would like to know if it will improve ~ we're talking mental issues here.
2. I don't know if this can be answered but: Is my Dad at peace where he is?
3. Will my finances improve?


Okay I will get onto those questions for you and send the answers toyour hotmail account.

Thanks for those, KB: all received and they really helped too.  :smile:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Doggett on March 25, 2011, 06:57:49 AM
Nothing.

I have no unique talents whatsoever.

Bulls**t! You make me laugh-and to make someone happy is a GREAT talent!  :thumbup:

You sir !
I salute you !  :cheers:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Killer Bees on March 25, 2011, 07:11:56 AM
I can read Tarot cards with a fair amount of accuracy.

Could I ask you seriously to do a reading for me? I've always wanted to know what my future holds.  :smile:

Sure thing honey.  Just tell me what you want to know.  Each question is a separate reading and I can do as many as you like  :thumbup:

One of the questions I wouldn't ask is "Will my crappy undies ever be clean?"  :wink: (as if they ever were)

1. My health is a major problem for me and I would like to know if it will improve ~ we're talking mental issues here.
2. I don't know if this can be answered but: Is my Dad at peace where he is?
3. Will my finances improve?


Okay I will get onto those questions for you and send the answers toyour hotmail account.

Thanks for those, KB: all received and they really helped too.  :smile:

YOu're welcome, sweetie.  It always makes me happy when my readings help people.  It means my skills are getting better.  :cheers:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 26, 2011, 06:27:50 AM
I know a hell of about cars- and I'm 16! :tongueout:

Without looking it up, what are the ten different displacements the small block Chevy V8 engine was available in?

262, 265, 267, 283, 302, 305, 307, 327. 350, 400.

How many of those were made by simply by combining parts from two different SBC motors?

302 was made by putting a 283 crank in a 327 block, a 307 was made by putting a 327 crank in a 283 block.

Which one was the only one NOT internally balanced?

The 400.

What is the easiest way to tell the difference between a Ford 9" rear end and a Ford 8" rear end without taking it apart?

You can fit a deepwell socket on EVERY bolt holding the 3rd member in on a 9" but not an 8".

What is unique to the Chevy 'w' series motors?

They are the only engines made where the deck surface is NOT square to the cylinder bore.

What was the first passenger car engine to make 1 horsepower per cubic inch of displacement?

There were 3 advanced (for the time) safety features that were left off the Ford Pinto that may well have made it one of the safest cars or the time, what were they?

Anti-lock brakes, airbags, and bladderized fuel cells.

What do the numbers that make up a tire configuration mean. For Example 275/75R17



None of these are relevant to modern cars.. . .
 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: El Misfit on March 26, 2011, 10:01:02 AM
I know a hell of about cars- and I'm 16! :tongueout:

Without looking it up, what are the ten different displacements the small block Chevy V8 engine was available in?

262, 265, 267, 283, 302, 305, 307, 327. 350, 400.

How many of those were made by simply by combining parts from two different SBC motors?

302 was made by putting a 283 crank in a 327 block, a 307 was made by putting a 327 crank in a 283 block.

Which one was the only one NOT internally balanced?

The 400.

What is the easiest way to tell the difference between a Ford 9" rear end and a Ford 8" rear end without taking it apart?

You can fit a deepwell socket on EVERY bolt holding the 3rd member in on a 9" but not an 8".

What is unique to the Chevy 'w' series motors?

They are the only engines made where the deck surface is NOT square to the cylinder bore.

What was the first passenger car engine to make 1 horsepower per cubic inch of displacement?

There were 3 advanced (for the time) safety features that were left off the Ford Pinto that may well have made it one of the safest cars or the time, what were they?

Anti-lock brakes, airbags, and bladderized fuel cells.

What do the numbers that make up a tire configuration mean. For Example 275/75R17



None of these are relevant to modern cars.. . .
 
no, but more of the carb cars. Also, home made dragsters! :teddyr:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Sister Grace on March 26, 2011, 11:56:00 PM
I can destroy anything in under fifteen seconds...
 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 27, 2011, 02:13:41 AM
I can destroy anything in under fifteen seconds...
 :bouncegiggle:

Guys that fall under the "could break an anvil with a q-tip" category seem retarded.

Women that fall under that category seem kinda sexy.

. . . Or maybe it's just the Tequila talking. . .





Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: WildHoosier09 on March 27, 2011, 06:27:59 AM
I grew up in a woods and we had a wood burning stove so I did a fair amount of cutting wood when I was a kid/youth. Yesterday I cut down a 7 truncked (very split open/branchy) 25foot tall tree that was within about 20 feet of clearance between my neighbors pines and my power lines (maybe only 15ft up) which the tree was leaning over. My equipment - ladder, rope, bowsaw, pruning saw, loppers.  An addept reader would notice the lack of a chainsaw. This was a slow process involving cutting a wedge out of  the non-powerline side of the tree, tying a rope to it, and slightly counter-cutting it followed by pulling the tree with the rope. I didn't want to go to fast but I would like to mention that I got the tree down without damaging my neighbors pines (ok, not too much, nothing she will notice) or ending up in the newspaper under the heading "local idiot knocks out power to town".  :cheers:

I must say I'm pretty impressed with some of the car knowledge on this board. I must admit I'm not that good at cars (e.g. I know how they work but I don't have the various engines, models, etc. memorized). My dad couldn't pass this test for Fords but he could for VW's and porshe's (he's a huge fan of German cars and used to run a shop as a side job where he would work on them, this was back in the 70's/80's when he was the only guy in town who had a set of metric wrenches). He actually told me last weekend 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: WildHoosier09 on March 27, 2011, 06:33:09 AM
Ouch, midsentence posting and posted... as I was saying: My dad told me last weekend (with tears in his eyes) he has to buy an American SUV for his next car because he's having trouble getting into the cars he used to as he's getting older.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Paquita on March 28, 2011, 09:39:48 AM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things. 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 28, 2011, 10:11:05 AM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things. 

This reminds me of a popular insult from when I was a teenager.  YOU COULD GREASE A FRYING PAN WITH THAT FACE.  Of course, I would never say such a thing to you.  Mostly because you'd probably kill me with a voodoo doll or something.



Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: ghouck on March 29, 2011, 12:53:28 AM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things.  

This reminds me of a popular insult from when I was a teenager.  YOU COULD GREASE A FRYING PAN WITH THAT FACE.  Of course, I would never say such a thing to you.  Mostly because you'd probably kill me with a voodoo doll or something.



It'd be more fun to tease her for not being able to tread water anyways. "What's the matter? Aren't you FAT like the rest of us? You can't float, can you? Oh, you haven't eaten 6 slices of cheesecake every day for the last year, have you? Your beer-gut is pathetically small. What's the matter, is your cholesterol level within acceptable parameters? What's the matter, are you staying healthy because you're afraid of Heart Disease?"


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Jack on March 29, 2011, 06:39:13 AM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things. 

This reminds me of a popular insult from when I was a teenager.  YOU COULD GREASE A FRYING PAN WITH THAT FACE.  Of course, I would never say such a thing to you.  Mostly because you'd probably kill me with a voodoo doll or something.



She's got a "blood room" in her house - I wouldn't mess with her  :buggedout:   :teddyr:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Mr. DS on March 29, 2011, 06:42:38 AM
Paquita's greasy face is fine with me and I like her just the way she is.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: venomx on March 29, 2011, 06:45:19 AM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things. 

This reminds me of a popular insult from when I was a teenager.  YOU COULD GREASE A FRYING PAN WITH THAT FACE.  Of course, I would never say such a thing to you.  Mostly because you'd probably kill me with a voodoo doll or something.



She's got a "blood room" in her house - I wouldn't mess with her  :buggedout:   :teddyr:

Ha. That's what I was thinking. (don't mess with her) :twirl:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Derf on March 29, 2011, 03:39:03 PM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things. 

Oddly enough, there IS a record for longest nipple hair. I saw it online, went and measured mine, and found mine were just as long as the record holder's. Someone has since beaten the record, so now I just have world-class nipple hair, not world-record nipple hair. Is that something I should really post online?


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Paquita on March 29, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
This isn't something I can DO really, but I think I have the oiliest skin in the world.  I tried looking it up to see if there was a record for it and I couldn't find one.  I don't think anyone wants to record these things. 

This reminds me of a popular insult from when I was a teenager.  YOU COULD GREASE A FRYING PAN WITH THAT FACE.  Of course, I would never say such a thing to you.  Mostly because you'd probably kill me with a voodoo doll or something.



It'd be more fun to tease her for not being able to tread water anyways. "What's the matter? Aren't you FAT like the rest of us? You can't float, can you? Oh, you haven't eaten 6 slices of cheesecake every day for the last year, have you? Your beer-gut is pathetically small. What's the matter, is your cholesterol level within acceptable parameters? What's the matter, are you staying healthy because you're afraid of Heart Disease?"

I deserve to be teased about both.  Doesn't grease always float?


Oddly enough, there IS a record for longest nipple hair. I saw it online, went and measured mine, and found mine were just as long as the record holder's. Someone has since beaten the record, so now I just have world-class nipple hair, not world-record nipple hair. Is that something I should really post online?

Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Derf on March 29, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair.  Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair. :twirl:


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Mofo Rising on March 30, 2011, 01:00:17 AM
Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair.  Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair. :twirl:

What was the record? I just measured one of mine and it was a little longer than an inch.


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: Derf on March 30, 2011, 07:24:32 AM
Are we talking hair as in plural, or a single hair?  This is quite a claim, Derf.  I think we need a picture of you holding a ruler up to your nipple hair as proof.


It's referring to the length of a single hair. And I'm sorry, Paquita, but I don't think Badmovies.org is ready for a photo of my nipple hair.  Just trust me. I wouldn't lie about this. After all, there's nothing lower than a guy who lies about the length of his nipple hair. :twirl:

What was the record? I just measured one of mine and it was a little longer than an inch.

The record was about 2.75 inches. I just Googled it, and the record is now 6 inches. I guess I was mistaken about having world-class nipple hair.  :bluesad:   #%$ nipple hippies and their long hair. 


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: trekgeezer on March 30, 2011, 07:47:57 AM
I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue


Title: Re: What can you do that most other people cannot do?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 30, 2011, 08:31:16 AM
I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue

I can touch the end of my . . . never mind . . .