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Title: %#@ You All Post by: Derf on March 25, 2011, 11:10:03 AM :twirl: :tongueout: :teddyr:
I need your help. What non-profane words do you know for having sex? I'm writing something and I need a bunch of variations, most preferably ones that also work as names (i.e. Roger). Thanks in advance and give me lots (of words, you perverts :tongueout:). Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: The Burgomaster on March 25, 2011, 11:15:37 AM They can't all be used as names, but here are a few:
* Shag * Ball * Bump uglies * Knock boots * Play hide the salami Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Doggett on March 25, 2011, 11:30:56 AM * nookie
* hows your father * hanky panky Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Flick James on March 25, 2011, 11:39:03 AM do it
make it make the beast with two backs get busy fool around mess around do the nasty do the thang First ones to spring to mind. I'll keep thinking Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Flick James on March 25, 2011, 11:40:07 AM get horizontal
do the horizontal bop get between the sheets Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Sleepyskull on March 25, 2011, 11:41:45 AM tapping it (although I think this has several related meanings)
Hmmm.. I'll think on this too... By the way, what are you writing? Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: venomx on March 25, 2011, 11:42:08 AM I'd probably get banned... so I'll keep it to myself lol.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/23kao14.gif) Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Flick James on March 25, 2011, 11:42:57 AM go all the way
get some get laid Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Allhallowsday on March 25, 2011, 11:46:40 AM screw
boff Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Flick James on March 25, 2011, 11:53:50 AM HUMP!
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Used Meathook on March 25, 2011, 12:04:12 PM Nail the box with your purple-veined meat hammer
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: bob on March 25, 2011, 12:09:47 PM Being intimate, intercourse, sexual relations, and stating the obvious sex.
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Sleepyskull on March 25, 2011, 12:40:29 PM carnal/primal relations
Some I thought of based on music: Having hot fun in the summertime Banging a gong, getting it on OR getting down and dirty Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: retrorussell on March 25, 2011, 01:44:37 PM Bury the bone
Do "it" Testing the springs/mattress Feeding the clam Pillow biting (anal) Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: SPazzo on March 25, 2011, 02:10:42 PM The old "in and out"
The snake meets the cat Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle goes to the Centre of the Universe Fraggling :teddyr: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: retrorussell on March 25, 2011, 02:19:38 PM Fraggling FRAGGLING??? So what does that make Fraggle Rock? :bouncegiggle::teddyr: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: SPazzo on March 25, 2011, 02:27:38 PM Fraggling FRAGGLING??? So what does that make Fraggle Rock? :bouncegiggle::teddyr: Yes, yes it does. :wink: Actually that comes from a somewhat personal story of mine that involves a very late night and a Fraggle Rock marathon on TV... THat's all I'm going to say... :wink: :teddyr: Oh! That's a good one: A very late night! :thumbup: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: venomx on March 25, 2011, 02:28:12 PM They can't all be used as names, but here are a few: * Shag (http://i54.tinypic.com/se9m9y.jpg) Haa Haa hahaa Haa... he said - 'SHAG'. Yeah, yeah, Ha ehh ehhh eh. Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: RCMerchant on March 25, 2011, 02:56:05 PM Hibbity jibbity.
I dont get it eiter. My son Jed heard me and some black girl (ok-wrong-not some black girl-a hooker-name was Mamie-I spent 50 bucks but she decided to hang out for a month-almost married her) f**king-he said-" You were doing the hibbity jibbityt-I heard it." Mamie was a hooker. About 48. I was 35. We went out together for a month or so. But her job kinda freaked me out. Aint why we broke up. Her son was sick in Chicago-she hadda go. I dropped it. But a good heart. She loved Jazz,her favorite movie was something of the Fall...the Fall..Seasons...?the fall....I dunno. I was too busy admiring her face. Yes-HER FACE. She had a nice body-but her face was like a sculpture of an Egyptian Goddess. Beautiful woman. LEGENDS of the Fall! Thats it!!!! Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 25, 2011, 03:23:18 PM Bonk.
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: The Burgomaster on March 25, 2011, 03:36:12 PM Has anyone mentioned RIDE THE COTTON PONY yet?
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 25, 2011, 03:43:34 PM Has anyone mentioned RIDE THE COTTON PONY yet? I don't even want to THINK that, it bothers me somehow Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: The Burgomaster on March 25, 2011, 04:10:18 PM Well, here is George Carlin's ultimate list:
ball baloney ride bananas and cream bang beef injection belly ride belt blanket drill blow off the loose corns board boff bone bore bump fur bump uglies bury your wick bury the bone bush patrol buzz the brillo cane change your luck chuck a tread cock up dance the mattress jig daub of the brush dick dunk diddle dig your stinger in the honey dip your stick dip your wick dirty work at the crossroads do do a dive in the dark do a slide up the board dog do it do the dirty deed do the horizontal bop do the nasty feather-bed jig feed the dummy fiddle firk fit end to end fix her plumbing flesh session flop flop in the hay four-legged frolic f**k get a crumpet get a little get a piece get a snipper get a wet one get into her pants get it on get jack in the orchard get laid get lucky get your ashes hauled get your leather stretched get your noodle wet get your oil changed get some get some action get some ass get some stuff get some tail get some tweeze get your bean waxed get your pole varnished give her a stab go all the way go like a belt-fed motor go to bed with go to it go to town go vaulting grease the wheel grind grind your tool hanky-panky have a bit of giblet pie have a bit of summer cabbage (huh?) have a blow through have sex with hide the ferret hide the salami hit on the tail hock hop on horizontal bop horizontal hula horizontal refreshment hose hot roll with cream hump impale introduce charlie invade irish whist jazz jink job join paunches jounce joy ride jug juke jump jump your bones knock knock off a piece know lay lay some pipe lay the hip make feet for children's shoes make it make love make babies make the beast with two backs make whoopie mate mattress dance mess around mingle limbs mix your peanut butter mount mugg nail nib nub nut park your yacht in the hair harbor peel your best end peg pestle pile-drive pin plant your oats play at all fours play hide the bone plow pluck plug pocket the red poke pole work pop pork post a letter pound pump put a finger in the dyke put the boots to put the tool in the shed quimstick ram ride rites of venus roast the broomstick roll roll in the hay rock rod roger romp root roust rub bacon rub up rumble rumple rut saw off a chunk score screw scutz around service shack up shaft shag shake the sheets shoot between wind and water shoot your wad short arm practice shove shtup sink the sausage sink the soldier slam slip her a length slip into split spoil squat on the hog squat jumps in the cucumber patch squeeze and a squirt stab stable your naggie strop your beak strum stuff swing tail-work take a turn in the stubble take a turn on shooter's hill tear off a piece the disappearing cane trick the matrimonial polka thread the needle throw a hump throw a leg over thump tie the true lover's knot tip the long one tool in the woods trim the buff trip up the Rhine tumble tumple turn up twiddle varnish one's cane vitamin F wap wham what mother did (I'd rather not think about that) wind the clock work out work the hairy oracle yard yentz Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Flick James on March 25, 2011, 04:49:00 PM Thanks for taking the wind out of my sails, Burgo. Geesh!
Oh, SINK THE BISMARK! That's not on there. Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Paquita on March 25, 2011, 05:45:49 PM Yeah seriously Burgo..
How about Boink? I don't see Boink here! And Hoover! Why someone's name? Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 25, 2011, 06:15:30 PM Hot Beef Injection...
And a friendof mine used to say "Put Wood"...like "Dude did you put wood last night?" And Paquita...to have a sexual act named after one... Thats fame. After all Sir Charles Screw is worthy of rembrence, as well as the famed Music Hall dancer Alice Boink. But HOOVER? We talking the Vacuum guy or the president? -Ed Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Paquita on March 25, 2011, 06:18:30 PM Nobody does it like Hoover
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 25, 2011, 06:19:39 PM Nobody does it like Hoover Whatever floats yer boat... (http://www.ghosttraveller.com/hoover.jpg) Or maybe old crazy and cross-dressing J. Edgar! Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Derf on March 25, 2011, 10:21:43 PM Thanks, all! I'm writing a bawdy song, and I need name-like terms for the characters in the song. As such, only a few of the current suggestions will work. Let's expand the search to other languages. Who knows the not-quite-dirty words in a language other than English? Or even in British English or Australian English? Or even Canadian, eh?
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: El Misfit on March 25, 2011, 10:51:36 PM Has "Lump in a Bump" been mentioned yet? :tongueout:
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: RCMerchant on March 25, 2011, 11:11:51 PM i always found the expression-"so- wanna f**k?" works really well.
You will get laid. for me it works. I go for broke. I either get ignored or I get laid. That question kinda puts it on the line. Mostly I get ignored.But I met my wife with that bad line-so-? Honesty is the best policy-untill you get slapped in the face. :lookingup: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: SPazzo on March 25, 2011, 11:12:53 PM How about Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle goes beaver hunting?
Sorry, I just like the phrase Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle. :teddyr: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: indianasmith on March 25, 2011, 11:16:08 PM In Tagalog (the language of the Philippines) they call it gilling-gilling .
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 26, 2011, 01:33:05 AM Dunno if this fits, but I have always like d the term diddle.
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Trevor on March 26, 2011, 02:15:55 AM :twirl: :tongueout: :teddyr: I need your help. What non-profane words do you know for having sex? I'm writing something and I need a bunch of variations, most preferably ones that also work as names (i.e. Roger). Thanks in advance and give me lots (of words, you perverts :tongueout:). When I saw the title of this thread, I went :buggedout: :buggedout: for a start. A good South African word is "pomp" (translates as pump) and another is "naai" which can also mean stich or sow. Now Andrew can ban my account. :twirl: :drink: :wink: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on March 26, 2011, 03:41:26 PM Now Andrew can ban my account. :twirl: :drink: :wink: Thats disgusting., I shall not speak to you for several weeks. -Ed Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 27, 2011, 09:00:23 PM Taking The Log To The Beaver,
Riding The Skin Boat To Tuna Town Rumpy-Bumpy Slip Her The Sausage Park The Pecker Layin' Pipe Maybe I'll have more later :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: The Burgomaster on March 28, 2011, 09:26:01 AM I once used the phrase, "Nice shoes . . . wanna f**k?" I thought I was gonna get slapped (but I was drunk, so I didn't care). But the girl just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile. I did, however, go home alone that night.
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on March 28, 2011, 09:34:34 AM I once used the phrase, "Nice shoes . . . wanna f**k?" I thought I was gonna get slapped (but I was drunk, so I didn't care). But the girl just laughed and we ended up talking for awhile. I did, however, go home alone that night. As did many a man back went home alone back in our heyday...and like some of us still do. :bluesad: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: AndyC on March 28, 2011, 10:41:58 AM Pretty much everything's been covered.
Might as well add Grandpa Gustafson's list from Grumpy Old Men. Some have been mentioned, some haven't. - Slipping her the old salami - Taking the skin boat to tuna town - Putting the hot dog in the bun - Riding the baloney pony - Taking the log to the beaver - Entering the holy of holies - Coitus Uninterruptus - Burying your bone - Taking One-Eye to the optometrist And from Demolition Man: The Hunka Chunka Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: The Burgomaster on March 28, 2011, 10:46:18 AM Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"?????
Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: SPazzo on March 28, 2011, 10:54:53 AM Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"????? Well, ya know, when the river runs red, you can take the dirt track instead. :wink: :teddyr: Title: Re: %#@ You All Post by: AndyC on March 28, 2011, 11:12:42 AM Has anyone mentioned, "Up the old dirt road"????? Well, ya know, when the river runs red, you can take the dirt track instead. :wink: :teddyr: or... Driving up Hershey Highway Taking the road less traveled Knocking on the back door Up the hoop Hobosexuality (bumf**king) |