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Title: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:30:21 PM
Show time!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
0 min - already unimpressed with title screen.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:32:35 PM
0 min - This music sucks. I'd rather listen to Friday sung by Justin Bieber.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:34:39 PM
1 min - Don't know anyone. I'm in for some fantastic acting aren't I?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:35:15 PM
1 min - I wish these were the end credits, they sure feel like them.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:36:21 PM
2 min - How long ARE these credits?! These guys realize these go at the film's END right?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:37:25 PM
3 min - OKAY! It's a house! I get it! Get going!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:38:45 PM
3 min - I've seen low budget syfy films with better introductions.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:39:38 PM
4 min - Is this a movie or a bad 80's music video?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:40:42 PM
4 min - Honey! I told you not to take baths in Kool-Aid!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:41:51 PM
4 min - SOOOOOOOO MUCH PINK!!!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:43:53 PM
5 min - sex hurts.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:44:25 PM
5 min - She lightly scratched his back and he screams? p***y!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:45:34 PM
6 min - Is that sex are they just REALLY bad at hide and seek?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:46:17 PM
6 min - this movie screams "porno".


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:47:03 PM
7 min - The guy has bigger boobs than his girlfriend!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:49:24 PM
8 min - the main protagonist seems more like a filthy hobo that's living in a condemned house.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:50:29 PM
10 min - that's a serious fire hazard.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:52:22 PM
11 min - "Going Loony Tunes!"

1. What does that mean?
2. Don't remind me of superior media while I watch filth.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:52:45 PM
12 min - she wasn't dressed in that a minute ago!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:54:11 PM
12 min - Is wearing gymnastics pants and lingerie some new fad?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:54:57 PM
14 min - Sex scene count: 3


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 08:56:16 PM
14 min - looks like this chick is, literally, eating cock.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
17 min - Does the director have a fetish for pink? There's way too much of it! It's like somebody made "Sex and the City" into an 80's B-List horror flick.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:02:48 PM
19 min - how does she not notice the gore through the 1 1/2 foot clearing under the door?!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:03:27 PM
20 - How very sexist and stereo-typical...


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:06:06 PM
23 min - Please let her die first... PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:09:06 PM
26 min - is she talking to the lightning?!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:10:20 PM
26 min - is she talking to the lightning?!

Well the lightning has a better grasp on communication than she does.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:12:45 PM
28 min - Oooh, the lights turned off. DANGER!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:13:18 PM
29 min - it's fine just wipe the cherry syrup off your head.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:15:25 PM
29 min - He's being dry humped by a hot chick and acting like she's a bug on his sleeve. Come on lady he's obviously gay!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:17:03 PM
32 min - charades is great for parties apparently.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:17:24 PM
32 min - Sex scene count: 4


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:18:40 PM
32 min - you are breaking the number one rule of horror films: DO NOT HAVE SEX!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:19:45 PM
35 min - Sex Scene count: 5


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:21:33 PM
35 min - I think they just filled that bottle with aqua-fina and slapped a tequila label on it.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:22:22 PM
35 min - OBVIOUS PANTS STUFFER!!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:23:08 PM
37 min - Oh that's not puke you wusses! It's just a little bit of Alfredo sauce!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:25:27 PM
38 min - "what happened to the god damn lights?"
             the lights are ON dumbass!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:26:18 PM
39 min - Sex scene count: 6


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:30:48 PM
43 min - Silliest killer face EVER!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:33:34 PM
45 min - Is that a poster for "Howling"? Screw it! I wanna watch "Howling"!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:36:44 PM
47 min - she's more sparkly than the vampires from twilight.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:37:14 PM
47 min - she's more sparkly than the vampires from twilight.

Eh. This movie is better than Twilight any how.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:38:03 PM
49 min - Sex scene count: 7


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:40:47 PM
50 min - Oh no!!! A wall. My one weakness!!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:43:51 PM
54 min - Oh no! Transvestite zombies!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:47:00 PM
56 min - They don't notice that the purple punch is now BLOOD RED?! Are these guys blind?!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 09:53:51 PM
1 hr - they had a flashlight earlier, why does he have a candle?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 09:56:42 PM
1 hr. 3 min - How is this film getting slow in the end?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
1 hr. 6 min - In a fit of rage he rips a random poster off his door! Amazing display of acting!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 10:04:56 PM
1 hr 11 min - dumbest killer ever.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 10:07:28 PM
1 hr. 15 min - So far this is the best "Drilling" I've seen in this film.

(http://www.thetoque.com/images/stories/david_caruso_sunglasses.jpg)

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 10:11:41 PM
1 hr 15 min - Apparently you can stop a killer by scolding her and saying: "you've been a bad girl".


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 10:14:32 PM
1 hr 15 min - It's all some story being written by a bad writer... And he ends it with the succubus being scolded by her father for killing people?

.......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I'm gonna DIE!! HAHHAHAHA!!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: falloutfreak on April 01, 2011, 10:16:07 PM
*Dies*


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
End -

Sorry, my partner had an aneurysm and died. So to wrap it up I'll say this...

To tell the truth it's not the worst film I've seen. It's not as fun as Thankskilling but it's not as stupid as Mac & Me or as slow as Monsturd, or at least not until the end where as Monsturd was slow the whole way through. I guess I'd give it..

(http://www.badmovies.org/common/drop2-cl.gif) to go by Badmovies.org standards. And since I haven't used this system before here are my other reviews.

Thankskilling - (http://www.badmovies.org/common/drop3-cl.gif)

Monsturd - (http://www.badmovies.org/common/drop2-cl.gif)

Mac & Me - (http://www.badmovies.org/common/skull-cl.gif)

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Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: bob on April 01, 2011, 11:53:31 PM
Good job guys!

 :cheers:


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer and Falloutfreak review DREAMANIAC
Post by: indianasmith on April 09, 2011, 12:35:51 AM
Wow.  That movie sounds bloody awful!