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0 min - already unimpressed with title screen.

0 min - This music sucks. I'd rather listen to Friday sung by Justin Bieber.

1 min - Don't know anyone. I'm in for some fantastic acting aren't I?

1 min - I wish these were the end credits, they sure feel like them.

2 min - How long ARE these credits?! These guys realize these go at the film's END right?

3 min - OKAY! It's a house! I get it! Get going!

3 min - I've seen low budget syfy films with better introductions.

4 min - Is this a movie or a bad 80's music video?

4 min - Honey! I told you not to take baths in Kool-Aid!

4 min - SOOOOOOOO MUCH PINK!!!

5 min - sex hurts.

5 min - She lightly scratched his back and he screams? p***y!

6 min - Is that sex are they just REALLY bad at hide and seek?

6 min - this movie screams "porno".

7 min - The guy has bigger boobs than his girlfriend!  :bouncegiggle:

8 min - the main protagonist seems more like a filthy hobo that's living in a condemned house.

10 min - that's a serious fire hazard.

11 min - "Going Loony Tunes!"

1. What does that mean?
2. Don't remind me of superior media while I watch filth.

12 min - she wasn't dressed in that a minute ago!

12 min - Is wearing gymnastics pants and lingerie some new fad?

14 min - Sex scene count: 3

14 min - looks like this chick is, literally, eating cock.

17 min - Does the director have a fetish for pink? There's way too much of it! It's like somebody made "Sex and the City" into an 80's B-List horror flick.

19 min - how does she not notice the gore through the 1 1/2 foot clearing under the door?!

20 - How very sexist and stereo-typical...

23 min - Please let her die first... PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!

26 min - is she talking to the lightning?!

Well the lightning has a better grasp on communication than she does.

28 min - Oooh, the lights turned off. DANGER!

29 min - it's fine just wipe the cherry syrup off your head.

29 min - He's being dry humped by a hot chick and acting like she's a bug on his sleeve. Come on lady he's obviously gay!

32 min - charades is great for parties apparently.

32 min - Sex scene count: 4

32 min - you are breaking the number one rule of horror films: DO NOT HAVE SEX!

35 min - Sex Scene count: 5

35 min - I think they just filled that bottle with aqua-fina and slapped a tequila label on it.

35 min - OBVIOUS PANTS STUFFER!!  :teddyr:

37 min - Oh that's not puke you wusses! It's just a little bit of Alfredo sauce!

38 min - "what happened to the god damn lights?"
             the lights are ON dumbass!

39 min - Sex scene count: 6

43 min - Silliest killer face EVER!

45 min - Is that a poster for "Howling"? Screw it! I wanna watch "Howling"!

47 min - she's more sparkly than the vampires from twilight.

Eh. This movie is better than Twilight any how.

49 min - Sex scene count: 7

50 min - Oh no!!! A wall. My one weakness!!

54 min - Oh no! Transvestite zombies!

56 min - They don't notice that the purple punch is now BLOOD RED?! Are these guys blind?!

1 hr - they had a flashlight earlier, why does he have a candle?

1 hr. 3 min - How is this film getting slow in the end?

1 hr. 6 min - In a fit of rage he rips a random poster off his door! Amazing display of acting!

1 hr 11 min - dumbest killer ever.

1 hr. 15 min - So far this is the best "Drilling" I've seen in this film.

(http://www.thetoque.com/images/stories/david_caruso_sunglasses.jpg)

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

1 hr 15 min - Apparently you can stop a killer by scolding her and saying: "you've been a bad girl".

1 hr 15 min - It's all some story being written by a bad writer... And he ends it with the succubus being scolded by her father for killing people?

.......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


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I'm gonna DIE!! HAHHAHAHA!!

*Dies*

End -

Sorry, my partner had an aneurysm and died. So to wrap it up I'll say this...

To tell the truth it's not the worst film I've seen. It's not as fun as Thankskilling but it's not as stupid as Mac & Me or as slow as Monsturd, or at least not until the end where as Monsturd was slow the whole way through. I guess I'd give it..

(http://www.badmovies.org/common/drop2-cl.gif) to go by Badmovies.org standards. And since I haven't used this system before here are my other reviews.

Thankskilling - (http://www.badmovies.org/common/drop3-cl.gif)

Monsturd - (http://www.badmovies.org/common/drop2-cl.gif)

Mac & Me - (http://www.badmovies.org/common/skull-cl.gif)

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Good job guys!

 :cheers:

Wow.  That movie sounds bloody awful!