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Title: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Swamp Thing on April 01, 2011, 10:26:34 PM No trailer yet but I'm expecting a cheap SyFy Tremors-type clone. So I'm all for it!
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Couchtr26 on April 01, 2011, 10:43:40 PM I noticed the Snow Sharks and have to ask is this going to be year of the sharks? There is a part of me that wants to see some really off the wall shark movies. Seems like you have found a couple to keep an eye on watching.
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Swamp Thing on April 03, 2011, 07:38:05 PM Shark Night 3D, Bait 3D and Dark Tide sound great too. I'm like a shark movie connoisseur!
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: InformationGeek on April 03, 2011, 07:55:26 PM Well it has shark in the title and my unlimited love for all animals that kill in films, so count me in for this film as well.
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Doggett on April 04, 2011, 08:18:41 AM I'm waiting for Sand-Shark VS. Sharktopus.
:teddyr: Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Couchtr26 on April 04, 2011, 04:35:07 PM I'm waiting for Sand-Shark VS. Sharktopus. :teddyr: Sand-Shark vs. Sharktopus vs. Mega Shark :tongueout: Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Doggett on April 04, 2011, 05:24:31 PM I'm waiting for Sand-Shark VS. Sharktopus. :teddyr: Sand-Shark vs. Sharktopus vs. Mega Shark :tongueout: Thats my Friday night right there! :wink: Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 27, 2012, 04:35:33 PM This one will be on Syfy sometime this spring or summer. The DVD is already out in region 2 so I bought it a couple of weeks ago since we'll be covering it on our 'Saturday B Movie Reel' podcast after it airs on Syfy.
It was pretty bad. ;) I don't have the ability to post links yet but the trailer is up on You Tube. Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Jack on February 27, 2012, 05:20:55 PM Looks like a must-see for me :thumbup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK0Pep4tCwc Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 27, 2012, 05:35:09 PM Looks like a must-see for me :thumbup: It's definately one to watch with friends because you're going to want to talk/complain about it as you watch it. It rips off a certain well known shark movie from the mid 70s. :wink: :wink: Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kaseykockroach on February 27, 2012, 06:24:06 PM This is getting rather boring. Y'know, there are OTHER animals out there to use, Hollyweird!
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: InformationGeek on February 27, 2012, 08:58:42 PM This is getting rather boring. Y'know, there are OTHER animals out there to use, Hollyweird! I know! On the plus side, more films for me to review. Speaking of which, I should probably get back to doing that... You know at this point, I would kill for a killer eel. How many films involved those things? Or better yet, a killer moth movie! If the Resident Evil games can make killer moths, then so can the Skiffy channel! Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Andrew on February 27, 2012, 09:30:03 PM This is getting rather boring. Y'know, there are OTHER animals out there to use, Hollyweird! I know! On the plus side, more films for me to review. Speaking of which, I should probably get back to doing that... You know at this point, I would kill for a killer eel. How many films involved those things? Or better yet, a killer moth movie! If the Resident Evil games can make killer moths, then so can the Skiffy channel! There are killer eels in The Neptune Factor (http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/n/neptunef/), but I have to warn you that you will not be impressed. Actually, wasn't "Razortooth" a SciFy movie? That is a big killer eel film. As for moths, wouldn't "Phantoms" (1998) qualify? Probably the most memorable part of that film. Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 28, 2012, 03:38:30 PM You know at this point, I would kill for a killer eel. How many films involved those things? Here's an alphabetical list of the Syfy Originals with shark in the title... Dinoshark (2010) Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy (2005) Malibu Shark Attack (2009) Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (2010) Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) Sharks in Venice (2008) Sharktopus (2010) Swamp Shark (2011) We have a searchable database on our website that has all 200+ Syfy Original Movies since 2002... http://tuningintoscifitv.com/sbmdb/ Take care, Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 28, 2012, 03:40:30 PM Actually, wasn't "Razortooth" a SciFy movie? That is a big killer eel film. It certainly looks like it could have been but it wasn't. Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kaseykockroach on February 28, 2012, 05:47:13 PM We need a good snake or bat movie. Sure, we have Anaconda, Bats (1999) or Nightwing and the like, but I said a GOOD snake or bat movie.
Sharks have Jaws. Piranhas have PIranha. Spiders have Kingdom of the Spiders. Ants have Them! and Empire of the Ants. Alligators/Crocodiles had Alligator (1980). But snakes and bats haven't had a goodie yet. Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 28, 2012, 05:51:11 PM But snakes and bats haven't had a goodie yet. What about Mega Python vs Gatoroid or Vipers for snakes? Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kaseykockroach on February 28, 2012, 06:06:57 PM The former, um, no.
Haven't seen Vipers, though. Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 28, 2012, 07:24:19 PM Haven't seen Vipers, though. It's a Syfy Original from 2008 with Tara Reid. Had some good parts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZ6Yx1rf-s Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kaseykockroach on February 28, 2012, 07:39:28 PM Sci-Fi original?
I'll pass. The Reptile (1966) is alright, though. Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Kevin Bachelder on February 28, 2012, 09:38:22 PM Sci-Fi original? I'll pass. I'm the guy who does the weekly podcast about the Syfy Original Movies so I'm going to tend to go with those more than most folks. :teddyr: Kevin Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Ted C on December 03, 2012, 03:21:54 PM No trailer yet but I'm expecting a cheap SyFy Tremors-type clone. So I'm all for it! It's not that good. It's less like a Tremors clone and more like a really bad knock-off of Jaws. This one has the most pulled-from-the-ass method of defeating the monsters ever, and that's saying a lot for this grade of movie. Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Ted C on December 03, 2012, 03:24:24 PM Alligators/Crocodiles had Alligator (1980). Better yet, Lake Placid.Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Flangepart on December 03, 2012, 06:44:17 PM O-Kay...
Alligator Vs. Crocosaurus Vs. Mega Python Vs. Dinocrock Vs. Snow sharks Vs. Sharktopus Vs. Mega Shark Vs. Ice Spiders Vs. Sand Sharks Vs...Good grief! If you put all them together, you could spend all day! Remember MST3K Turkey day? Bwa-hahahahaha!... Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 04, 2012, 01:19:10 PM This one has the most pulled-from-the-ass method of defeating the monsters ever, and that's saying a lot for this grade of movie. O-Kay... Now I really wanted to see a movie where the earth is over run by all sorts of bad Cg monsters at the same time. It could be like the Sy-Fy version of Destroy All Monsters. Alligator Vs. Crocosaurus Vs. Mega Python Vs. Dinocrock Vs. Snow sharks Vs. Sharktopus Vs. Mega Shark Vs. Ice Spiders Vs. Sand Sharks Vs...Good grief! If you put all them together, you could spend all day! Remember MST3K Turkey day? Bwa-hahahahaha!... Now we just have to come up with a legitimate cast of the best C-grade actors we can find to star in it! Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) SPOILER Post by: Ted C on December 06, 2012, 04:27:54 PM This one has the most pulled-from-the-ass method of defeating the monsters ever, and that's saying a lot for this grade of movie. SPOILER ALERT The guy channeling Quint wants to lure them into a narrow, sandy inlet and then melt the sand into glass around them. They just need some way to get the sand hot enough. So, the sleazy guy produces a can of super-concentrated napalm. Why the hell does he have super napalm? Don't ask such silly questions! And the crazy old guy channeling Quint produces a flamethrower to shoot the stuff. Why does he have a flamethrower when he doesn't even have fuel for it?? Don't ask such silly questions! And somehow, the flame melts the sand to a depth of twenty feet! Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) SPOILER Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 06, 2012, 08:57:08 PM This one has the most pulled-from-the-ass method of defeating the monsters ever, and that's saying a lot for this grade of movie. SPOILER ALERT The guy channeling Quint wants to lure them into a narrow, sandy inlet and then melt the sand into glass around them. They just need some way to get the sand hot enough. So, the sleazy guy produces a can of super-concentrated napalm. Why the hell does he have super napalm? Don't ask such silly questions! And the crazy old guy channeling Quint produces a flamethrower to shoot the stuff. Why does he have a flamethrower when he doesn't even have fuel for it?? Don't ask such silly questions! And somehow, the flame melts the sand to a depth of twenty feet! What? People don't randomly have super napalm and flamethrowers were you live? Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Andrew on December 07, 2012, 08:05:13 AM I want to see this one, but the DVD cost is still in the $20-$25 range. These movies usually start out there and then after a few months the price falls to $10-$15. Hopefully this will happen soon, because knowing how the movie ends is not helping me be patient.
Curse you, Ted C! Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Flangepart on December 07, 2012, 11:42:49 AM Now I really wanted to see a movie where the earth is over run by all sorts of bad Cg monsters at the same time. It could be like the Sy-Fy version of Destroy All Monsters.
Now we just have to come up with a legitimate cast of the best C-grade actors we can find to star in it! YES! That could rock...Oh, add the wee beasties from D-wars! And the giant octopus...and whatever else we can think of. Sy-Fy Toho- awaaaaay! Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Ted C on December 07, 2012, 01:00:12 PM I want to see this one, but the DVD cost is still in the $20-$25 range. These movies usually start out there and then after a few months the price falls to $10-$15. Hopefully this will happen soon, because knowing how the movie ends is not helping me be patient. Curse you, Ted C! Netflix Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Dr. Whom on December 15, 2012, 12:53:17 PM But snakes and bats haven't had a goodie yet. Now, that's being very unfair to Snakes on a Plane. Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: 66Crush on January 06, 2013, 03:42:47 PM I loved it. Bad movie gold as far as I'm concerned. From the ridiculous premise and cliche' characters to the home pc level CGI, this thing made me laugh out loud. I love the big rock concert with less than a dozen people in attendance. See this now!
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Bushma on March 23, 2013, 06:50:51 PM Last weekend my son came home with this movie after watching it at his friend's house. Too much fun for one movie!
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: akiratubo on March 23, 2013, 10:16:32 PM This is one of the best bad movies I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Fishasaurus on March 24, 2013, 12:34:25 PM And has anyone but me seen the poster for the upcoming masterpiece Sharknado? That tagline is: "ENOUGH SAID!"
:cheers: Title: Re: Sand Sharks (2011) Post by: Bushma on March 24, 2013, 01:26:10 PM And has anyone but me seen the poster for the upcoming masterpiece Sharknado? That tagline is: "ENOUGH SAID!" :cheers: Just looked it up, and now I can't wait to watch it! |