Title: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mofo Rising on April 05, 2011, 04:13:26 AM The golden days of porn are behind us. Now it's all amateur films of the pseudo-broke filming themselves intimately.
But there was a time when every single movie that was released had its porn equivalent. So make up some titles for whatever movie you want that should be XXX-ified. (Sorry, Andrew, if this has to be filtered.) My Wife as a Dog Mr. Smith Does Washington The Steaming Hot Passion of Joan of Arc (Considering how she died, that may be in poor taste.) The Depantied This Film is Not Yet Rated XXX The Texas Chainsaw Gangbang Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: RD on April 05, 2011, 07:07:02 AM Sadly the time of creative, sex pun based titles is no more. They all got lazy and everything is Avatar: The XXX Parody or This Ain't Cheers: An XXX Parody.
Gone are the days of beetleJism or Ass Ventura :bluesad: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: claws on April 05, 2011, 07:25:42 AM The Sexpendables
Scott Pilgrim Does The World Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: dean on April 05, 2011, 08:06:33 AM Incidentally this is a great game to play in charades: Porn film parody titles. You gesture the same as when indicating its a film, but you grind while doing it so people know what you're talking about. Can't think of any off the top of my head beyond the ones everyone knows like In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon etc but it was a hell of a fun night. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 05, 2011, 08:22:54 AM Slutter Island
Transsexuals 2: Revenge of the Ballin' Insexion Hairy Pudder and the Philosopher's Bone Title: Underpants! (2011) Post by: Trevor on April 05, 2011, 09:00:52 AM The Ho's Must Be Crazy
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: dean on April 05, 2011, 09:08:24 AM Hmmm, trying to think of a few more modern ones:
Conception Diary of a horny kid The Last Assbender Hot Tub Sex Machine Clash of the Titts and ass. Ok so not witty, but anyways. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: SPazzo on April 05, 2011, 10:40:37 AM The Godf**ker
Plan 69 From Outer Space The Sexual Network Sucking Punch Pump Friction Schindler's Fist* One Flew Into Her Cuckoo's Nest I have to agree with RD. Porn titles are really lazy and uncreative nowadays. I was trying to look up some titles for a laugh the other day and all I could find was [insert movie title here]: An XXX Parody. What's the point of that? Plus, who actually watches porn films for the porn anymore? There's the internet for that. *I think this one might actually exist, but I couldn't find any info on it... :lookingup: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: bob on April 05, 2011, 11:04:34 AM The Sex Room
Manos: The Hands of Pleasure Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: claws on April 05, 2011, 12:33:00 PM A few more:
The Shawl Skanks Perversion Shaving Private Ryan (this might be a real porn title, dunno) Eternal Rub-Shine of the Spotless Behind :lookingup: 2001: A Sex Odyssey Bravehard The King's Speedo Strangers on a Tranny The Manchewing Candidate V for Vagina :bluesad: How to Drain Your Dragon Who's Afraid of Virgin Woof? A Streethoe Named Desire Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 05, 2011, 12:42:22 PM Triple feature by fictional British porn star Simon Pegged:
Shawn of the Head Twat Fuzz Moan Fatboy, Moan And the Whore of the Rings trilogy: Fellows Slip up the Ring The Poo Plowers Return of the Shlong Those three would probably be gay porn. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 05, 2011, 12:43:16 PM Shaving Private Ryan (this might be a real porn title, dunno) I think it was Shaving Ryan's Privates. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 05, 2011, 12:52:00 PM The Anal Dead
Attack Of The Horny Tomatoes The DP Pit Deep Star 69 The Randy Return Of Swamp Thang Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Flick James on April 05, 2011, 01:58:16 PM Ooh, how fun!
The Two Boleyn Girls Handcock Forrest Hump Inside Woman (instead of Inside Man?) Charlie Wilson's Whore The Devil Wears Nada (this is actually a real softcore I've seen aired on Shotime) Shooter (no need to change that one) The Da Vinci Coed Threesomes Retreat The Soloists I Love You, Men (process that however you want) The Men Who Do More Than Just Stare At Goats Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 05, 2011, 01:59:47 PM I Swallow On Your Grave
The Misogyny Of Dr. Fu Muff Chew Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Swamp Thing on April 05, 2011, 05:54:01 PM Masters of the Uterus
Children of the Porn Dawn of the Head Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: retrorussell on April 05, 2011, 06:04:30 PM Plan 69 from outer space
Backdoor mountain Pud feast Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mofo Rising on April 05, 2011, 06:27:02 PM A couple more:
Moby's Dick Taint Misbehavin' Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Archivist on April 06, 2011, 01:42:27 AM Oooh, this is the BEST thread!!!
I Am Number Sixty Nine Underwear, Underwear Perversion, and Underwear 3: The Rise of the Erections Star Whores The Empire Sucks Jack The Return of the One Eyed Snake Penetrator (which is a real movie, a spoof of Terminator, and it's surprisingly good in a bad way) Keep 'em cumming! :teddyr: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: claws on April 06, 2011, 02:08:06 AM The Empire Sucks Jack I'm sure Jack will be pleased :teddyr: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2011, 05:27:41 AM .F#ckinstein
.Doggystyle Day Afternoon .Das Booty .Creature from the Back Door Lagoon .It Cum From Outer Space .Legends of the Ball .Midnight Plowboy .Lawerence of the Labia .Hallowiener .Sexual Assault on Precient 13 .Meet the F@ckers ( yeh-too easy :lookingup:) .Moby Dick (again....^) .White Heat (^) .Around the World in 80 Gays .She- Man and the Masterbaiters of the Universe .Porkergiest .Rearend Window .The Tit and the Pendulum .Hoe White and the 7 Dwarves .ET- the Extra Testical (I got that from a Cheech and Chong movie...) .I Cum in Peace .The Good,the Bald, and the Fugly .Cross- dressers of Iron (ok....I'm getting stupid here...I'll stop.) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Archivist on April 06, 2011, 05:34:24 AM RCMerchant, why can I not modify your karma? "Das Booty" ... "Hoe White and the Seven Dwarves" ... "I Cum In Peace" How can you not deserve more karma? :thumbup:
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2011, 05:38:03 AM RCMerchant, why can I not modify your karma? "Das Booty" ... "Hoe White and the Seven Dwarves" ... "I Cum In Peace" How can you not deserve more karma? :thumbup: I had my karma thingy disabled-it was bugging me. Thanxxx anyway! :smile: Or should I say it was buggering me? (Eeewww!!!!! :bouncegiggle:) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: claws on April 06, 2011, 06:25:45 AM I had my karma thingy disabled-it was bugging me. Thanxxx anyway! :smile: I envy you for being able to do that. Wish I could :bluesad: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 06, 2011, 07:51:10 AM .The Good,the Bald, and the Fugly That's a real one, or close to it. Don't ask how I know. :lookingup: (http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/graphics/Boxes/350/Front/13924.jpg) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: venomx on April 06, 2011, 09:05:42 AM Masters of the Uterus HAaHAaHA! Man, that made me laugh! Awesome. Hey, I can't believe you guys.... how about... This Isn't Gilligan's Island! Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Flick James on April 06, 2011, 09:13:09 AM Double Feature starring Tom Spanks:
Big The Money Shot Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 06, 2011, 10:48:07 AM Glistening Spunkwad Theatre 69000
"Cumbot! Lipsy! Tom Pervo! Blooooow!" Not a bad idea really. Take cheesy old pornos and give them the MST treatment, with some XXX host segments starring a woman trapped in space with some interestingly-designed robots. :teddyr: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 06, 2011, 12:30:48 PM Full Metal Jack-off
Caddyshag Robocock Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2011, 12:57:08 PM .Midnight Plowboy There is actually a movie called MIDNIGHT PLOWBOY. I have the DVD. Here's the cover: (http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTkxMzI5MDQyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDAxMTgxMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2011, 01:07:53 PM * NO CUNNY FOR OLD MEN
* THE BONE ERECTOR * CLITTY, CLITTY, BANG, BANG * SIXTEEN CONDOMS * THE FRENCH CONNECTION (you don't even need to change the title on this one!) * THE LAST KING OF SLUTLAND * INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON * ASSLICK IN WONDERLAND * THERE WILL BE PUD Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 06, 2011, 01:11:31 PM Fisting Of The North Star
Carlito's Wang Porn On The 4th Of July Ramming Arizona Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2011, 03:31:38 PM * THE ASS INSERTION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
* 127 WHORES * THE POSTMAN ALWAYS CUMS TWICE * YEAR OF THE DRAGQUEEN * HIGH PLAINS POOFTER * THE LAST WHORE ON THE LEFT * JISM (starring John Wayne) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: venomx on April 06, 2011, 03:44:24 PM * NO CUNNY FOR OLD MEN * CLITTY, CLITTY, BANG, BANG * SIXTEEN CONDOMS Fisting Of The North Star HAHA! That's awesome! I would most definitely watch those. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 06, 2011, 03:45:37 PM G.A.S.H.
Crotches Of Fire Drilling Miss Daisy Busty & The Beast A Few Good Members Gangbangs Of New York Spray Anything Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2011, 05:24:36 PM More!-!
. A Hard On Days Night-with the Beatmeatles! The Dryhumpback of Notre Dame .Abutt and Cockstello meet the F#cker Boris Jerkoff (sorry Boris!) .War of the Colassal Breast .The Black Hoe .Invasion of the Snatch Snatchers (Kinda proud of that one...!) .2000 Sex Maniacs .On Golden Shower Pond .Pump Friction .The Fantastic Foreplay-Rise of the Silver Slurper .C#nt Buy Me Love .Taste the Wad of Dickula The AIP version! .It Cockblocked the World-with Peter Graves and Lee Van Cl!t! .The Killer Screws .Attack of the Crabs .The Breast with One Million Nipples .Bucket of Menstral Blood (UGH! That even grosses ME out!!!) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Flick James on April 06, 2011, 06:02:18 PM Quote .2000 Sex Maniacs Sounds like a pretty big cast. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 06, 2011, 06:21:20 PM Cum in 60 Seconds! :bouncegiggle: :buggedout:
The Brain from Planet Arouse! :bouncegiggle: f**ktilicus Forrest Bump Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2011, 06:28:21 PM .On Golden Shower Pond The video store I worked in back in the 1980s had a VHS tape called ON GOLDEN BLONDE. I seem to remember there was a midget in it . . . Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 06, 2011, 06:40:00 PM * CLIT! THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE
* TASTE THE PUD OF DRACULA * DON'T f**k IN THE BASEMENT * THE HOUSE THAT CREAMED * SCREWGE * THE DEER HUMPER * THE COLOR OF CUNNY Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 06, 2011, 06:50:46 PM Star Jack: The Lotion Picture
and its many sequels: The Splash of Dong The Search for C*ck The Voyeur's Bone The Vinyl Frotteur The Undiscovered C*nt Gentle Asians Fist Contact Insta-rections and Numb As His Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2011, 07:26:44 PM Star Jack: The Lotion Picture and its many sequels: The Splash of Dong The Search for C*ck The Voyeur's Bone The Vinyl Frotteur The Undiscovered C*nt Gentle Asians Fist Contact Insta-rections and Numb As His That would be the closest to sex most trekkies will ever be...! (No offense,Trekgeezer!!!) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Hammock Rider on April 07, 2011, 09:21:02 AM I hope these haven't been posted already.
Big Trouble in Little Vagina True Clit Forrest Rump Boobs in Toyland John Ford She-Male Theater Presents: She Wore a Yellow Condom, The Man-Woman Who Porked Liberty Valence, & Donovan's Queef Tango & Gash I. Labia Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 07, 2011, 09:29:02 AM * ENEMA OF THE STATE
* YOU ONLY LICK TWICE * THE PIMP OF GREENWICH VILLAGE Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 07, 2011, 09:55:30 AM The Man Who Loved Scat Dancing
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: claws on April 07, 2011, 10:48:38 AM Porn on the 4th of July
The Man who blew too much Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 07, 2011, 12:47:42 PM * CITIZEN c**t
* GOOD WILL c**tING * HE WORE A YELLOW RUBBER * CROTCH OF IRON * FIVE FINGERS OF MASTURBATION * THE CLIT AND THE PENDULUM Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 07, 2011, 01:00:25 PM White Men Can't Hump
Die Hard: Die Harder With Viagra Seven Butts For Seven Boners Missionary Impossible Swinger Shift Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Cthulhu on April 07, 2011, 01:12:39 PM Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy
Oh, wait a minute, this thing totally exists. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Pilgermann on April 07, 2011, 01:26:04 PM Geez, is this thread really OK?
Babe: Porked in the City Dong of the Dead Paths of Gloryholes Who F@#*ed Roger Rabbit? (or Who F@#*ed Jessica Rabbit?) Picnic at Hanging C*ck Bill and Ted's Anal Adventure The Adventures of Baron Buttpoundin Mad Maxine: Beyond Dome Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 07, 2011, 01:42:48 PM Navy Squeals
Beetlejizz Maniac Cock Labiarynth Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 07, 2011, 03:07:03 PM * A FUNNY THING HAPPENED WHILE I WAS WASHING MY FORESKIN
* BILLY JACKOFF * TIE ME UP, TIE ME DOWN, AND THEN f**k THE LIVING s**t OUT OF ME * I POKED ANDY'S a***ole Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 07, 2011, 03:37:36 PM Whore Of The Worlds
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 07, 2011, 03:44:03 PM The C*ck-Blow Incident
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 07, 2011, 03:48:33 PM The Whole Nine Inches
9 & 1/2 Wanks Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 07, 2011, 04:22:46 PM E.I.: Extra Inches
2 Fast Twosome. Snow White and the Seven Bl*ws Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 07, 2011, 10:00:55 PM Some James Bond fun...
Moonraper The Man With the Golden C*m Lick And Let Dive She Blew For A Thrill Dr. Ho You Only J!zz Twice Thunderballs Tommorow In Her Thighs Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 07, 2011, 10:08:57 PM Dirty Lancing
Ghost D!ck Bendback Mountain Gay Of The Dead The Dirty Cousins Bimbo: First Blood Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 07, 2011, 10:09:45 PM F**king of the Dead
Laid of the dead Some like it f**k Godzilla: King of the Fisters Rebel without a Bl** J*b The D!cks of Hand Jobs Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 07, 2011, 10:11:04 PM What's Eating Gilbert Grape's B*lls?
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 07, 2011, 10:14:36 PM Butt Pirates Of The Carribean: C*m On The White Girl
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2011, 07:14:35 AM More from B.J. Blowing's beloved Hairy Pudder series:
Hairy Pudder Out of the Closet of Secrets Hairy Pudder and the Prisoner of Ass Kablam Hairy Pudder and the Gobbler of Spire Hairy Pudder Gets an Order of Penis Hairy Pudder and the One-Nut Queen Hairy Pudder and the Beastly Swallows Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2011, 07:21:01 AM Butt Pirates Of The Carribean: C*m On The White Girl Robot Chicken did something very similar. http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/ass-pirates-of-the-caribbean.html (http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/ass-pirates-of-the-caribbean.html) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Archivist on April 08, 2011, 07:40:36 AM 2 Fast, 2 Soon (a film about premature ejaculation)
Cum on Eileen (a song about the withdrawal method) A Sale of Two Titties (a book about ... well) (and mentioned in a Monty Python sketch) Monster Python's Flying Orgy Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Flick James on April 08, 2011, 10:42:24 AM Tom Spanks Film Festival:
The Money Shot Big Forrest Hump Charlie Wilson's Whore Shaving Ryan's Privates Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Flick James on April 08, 2011, 10:42:52 AM Bi-Curious George
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Doggett on April 08, 2011, 10:59:42 AM Everyone on this thread should be ashamed of themselves.
Especially you. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 08, 2011, 11:09:51 AM Everyone on this thread should be ashamed of themselves. I am TERRIBLY ashamed of myself. But here are some more anyway (Oscar Winners!): * ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN c**t * HOW GREEN WAS MY VAGINA * THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER QUEEF * GLAD-HE-ATE-HER * A BEAUTIFUL BEHIND Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Flick James on April 08, 2011, 12:47:22 PM Everyone on this thread should be ashamed of themselves. Especially you. At least I'm promoting safe sex. A primary character in Bi-Curious George is The Man in the Yellow Jimmy Hat. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 08, 2011, 01:07:05 PM Footsie
Corvette Spunker The Maltese Scrotum Load of Silence The Cum Of All Fears Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2011, 02:13:48 PM Stephen King parodies:
The Grinding Wet Sematary The Butt Spank Redemption T!T The Cunnilingoliers Jizzery The Cream Smile The Head Zone Maximum Bonerdrive The Rubbing Man (as Richard C*ckman) The Fist The Tommycockers and many more possibilities.... Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 08, 2011, 02:30:44 PM Kramer does Kramer
Clash of the Tits Aliens vs Sexual Predators The Rocky Whore Picture Show Extremely Dirty Harry Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Orgy Ghost Raper Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 08, 2011, 02:34:25 PM The Entitty
Poltergasm American cr***pie Clithanger Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 08, 2011, 02:37:15 PM Clithanger I'm gagging just thinking about this one . . . Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 08, 2011, 02:48:23 PM * THE GANG THAT COULDN'T SPEW STRAIGHT
* IN THE MOUTH OF MISTRESS * SHAFT'S BIG WHORE! * OBJECTIVE SPERMA * THE LEGEND OF WHORE HOUSE * THAT DARN c**t Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 08, 2011, 03:55:47 PM Tru d!ck
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 08, 2011, 08:49:15 PM Butt Pirates Of The Carribean 2: Big Trans' Breasts
Butt Pirates Of The Carribean 3: At Both Ends Indiana Bones: Gaydars Of The Lust Ark Indiana Bones: The N!ipples Of Doom Indiana Bones: The Lust Crusade F*ck Me If You Can Trick Or Tw*t The D!ldo's Advocate Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Raffine on April 08, 2011, 08:51:19 PM Indiana Bones: Gaydars Of The Lust Ark Indiana Bones: The N!ipples Of Doom Indiana Bones: The Lust Crusade One suggestion: How about Indianus Bones? Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 08, 2011, 08:53:44 PM Indiana Bones: Gaydars Of The Lust Ark Indiana Bones: The N!ipples Of Doom Indiana Bones: The Lust Crusade One suggestion: How about Indianus Bones? Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 08, 2011, 08:55:58 PM p**sin in the rain
The Great D!ck 12 horny men Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 08, 2011, 08:59:07 PM The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and One Whore
Wet Dream On Elm Street Friday The 13th...Inch Four Weddings And A Gang B@ng Mortal Kumbat Street F*cker Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 08, 2011, 09:01:53 PM The Wedding Banger
Bango Frankenf**ker The White Slime The Semen Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 08, 2011, 09:38:19 PM Queer And Pleasant Stranger
Jurassic Pork The Princess And The Log Nookie 2 Ferris Bon*r Gets Off The Bangfest Club Street F*cker The Legend Of C*m-Me Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 08, 2011, 09:42:22 PM Stephen King parodies: C*mjoThe Grinding Wet Sematary The Butt Spank Redemption T!T The Cunnilingoliers Jizzery The Cream Smile The Head Zone Maximum Bonerdrive The Rubbing Man (as Richard C*ckman) The Fist The Tommycockers and many more possibilities.... Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 09, 2011, 03:49:23 AM Cock Smoker & The Ass Bandit
This Is Anal Tap Super Mario Boners Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 09, 2011, 07:58:44 PM Super hornio Bros, oh wait..... :lookingup:
E.T. the Porno, ohh wait... :lookingup: Dammit, both are real! :hatred: let me think: The Penist Sluts of Glory To f**k a mother The Eroticist The 400 B**w J**s Slutface Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 09, 2011, 08:00:40 PM Stop! Or My Mom Will Squirt
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Raffine on April 09, 2011, 08:53:40 PM Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 12, 2011, 04:03:24 PM And since Carnosaur was mentioned in another topic, I'll go with:
* CARNAL SORE Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 12, 2011, 05:14:07 PM Deep Blue Semen
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 12, 2011, 08:38:03 PM Don't stop, or else I will c*m
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mr. DS on April 13, 2011, 08:35:44 PM When Harry F*cked Sally
Anal-ize This Killer K*nts From Outer Space Crude Runnings Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 14, 2011, 09:42:21 AM Who's Hairy Cum?
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 14, 2011, 11:11:16 AM Fags of our Fathers
Overdrawn at the Sperm Bank Dr. Ho Jurassic Porking The White Slime Whora Whora Whora Mr. Smith Goes Down on Washington Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on April 14, 2011, 01:58:49 PM * THE UNf**kABLE MOLLY BROWN
* THE GREATEST HO ON EARTH * THE CURIOUS GREASE ON BENJAMIN'S BUTTOCKS * THE REAM TEAM * SPLENDOR IN HER ASS * THE LONGEST LAY * LAWRENCE OF LABIA * TOM HORNY * IN THE GOOD OLD HUMMERTIME * SPEWLANDER * A FISTFUL OF BALLSACK * JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON * MIGHTY JOE HUNG * DESTINATION POON Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 16, 2011, 07:33:10 AM A Fisting For Dollars
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mofo Rising on April 16, 2011, 08:57:11 PM For a Two-Dollar Whore
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 16, 2011, 11:02:39 PM Pu$$y Lips Now
Jelly's Dildos Rooster Cockbum She's a Wet Wet Wet Wet Girl Came with the Wind The Cum of All Queers Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: El Misfit on April 17, 2011, 03:42:51 PM Pulp Fistin
The Iron Fister Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Psycho Circus on April 21, 2011, 01:36:01 PM Idle Handjob
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: AndyC on April 24, 2011, 07:04:04 AM The Lovely Boners
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Criswell on April 24, 2011, 05:12:03 PM King Dong
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 02, 2014, 11:13:30 AM Dr. Strange f***, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the [censored]
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on March 02, 2014, 07:31:07 PM * JACK REACH-AROUND
* THE HOBBIT: THE MASTURBATION OF SCHLONG * AUGUST: ORGASM CUNNY * THE NOOKIE THIEF * LEE DANIELS' THE BUTTOCKS * SUCKING MR. BANKS * PACIFIC RIM JOB * A GOOD DAY TO GET HARD Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 05, 2014, 12:35:40 PM Oh my god, I'm dying from this thread XD
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: The Burgomaster on March 05, 2014, 04:50:57 PM * 21 HUMP STREET
* CUMMIN' IN THE WOODS * LICKOUT * SNOW WHITE AND THE C**TSMAN * END OF CROTCH Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: messedup on March 06, 2014, 10:31:28 AM RODZILLA - KING OF THE SCHLONGSTERS
KISS-ASS THE ROD WARRIOR REQUIEM FOR A CREAM PORN RIDERS & PORN WARRIORS FILTHY PRON MONKEY PRON MAN 1-3 M-19 The Widowlayer LET THE RIGHT DONG IN POONTRAP NATURAL PORN KILLERS ROD-DICK Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: FatFreddysCat on March 06, 2014, 03:46:03 PM Head Snow (or in Norwegian, Hed Sn
Miami Erection Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Gst0395 on March 06, 2014, 07:16:31 PM I apologise if these have been done before, or are too explicit, but here you go.
Dong Hard With A Vengeance The Elder Schlongs V: Skyrimjob A Good Day To Drill Hard Penetrator 2: Fudgepack Day Sex Toy Story Molesters, Inc. WANK-R Alien vs. Sexual Predator (hadn't realised this had been done before) RoboCock 7 (this one as well) Grand Theft A$$hole American History XXX The Wet Bunch XXX-Men: First Clitorize Dirty Hairy Point Breast Raping Bulls They Lick Reservoir Dongs 12 Years a Sex Slave Pornstar Wars: The Empaler Squirts Back The Jizzard of Oz Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: JayJayM12 on March 10, 2014, 03:27:48 PM Peed For Speed - a young girl will do whatever it takes, even debasing herself, to score the drug of her choice
Mr. Peabody and Sheman - a dog and his transvestite companion have adventures through time (I resisted the easy urge to make two urine-based porn titles in a row here) 12 Rears a Slave - sure, they work hard during the day, but at night, when the owners are asleep, it's party time! Cloudy With a Chance to Meet My Balls 2 - plot synopsis not available Almost Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - you can get into a lot of trouble for watching this one... Pair of Abnormal Activities - a young man has a lot of sex while realizing that he went one porn title too far and should have stopped at the last one. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Gst0395 on March 11, 2014, 07:34:00 AM Fagcum Force (uh oh!)
Monster Python and the Horny Whale Robin Stud Metropoling Can't come up with any better ones. All the good ones I came up with were done in my last post. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 11, 2014, 11:14:47 AM * JACK REACH-AROUND * THE HOBBIT: THE MASTURBATION OF SCHLONG * AUGUST: ORGASM CUNNY * THE NOOKIE THIEF * LEE DANIELS' THE BUTTOCKS * SUCKING MR. BANKS * PACIFIC RIM JOB * A GOOD DAY TO GET HARD LMAO! :cheers: *JERSEY WHORE *STAR WHORES *LUST IN SPACE *THE TRANSGENDERS (More The Meets The Eye, for sure!) *THE ADVENTURES OF BUTTMAN AND THROBBIN' *FIRE DOWN BELOW 2: THE BURNING BUSH *BI-TANIC *And you can see all these great movies and series on DICKOLODEON! Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 11, 2014, 11:23:32 AM ILLEGAL ALIENS vs. SEXUAL PREDATOR
GUESS WHO CAME AT DINNER? BEACH BLANKET BIMBO KING DONG vs.RODZILLA C.H.O.A.D. C.H.O.A.D. 2: ODE TO CHOAD OUR GANG BANG FOLLIES OF 1938 I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 11, 2014, 11:25:39 AM I Swallow On Your Grave The Misogyny Of Dr. Fu Muff Chew How about I Spit It Out On Your Grave? :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Gst0395 on March 11, 2014, 04:41:55 PM Okay, I just came up with another.
The Italian Knob Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Mofo Rising on March 12, 2014, 03:39:00 AM Oscar Pick Edition, 2014:
American Hustler--Too easy, I know. Captain Full Lips--Probably gay porn. Rum, sodomy, and the lash. Debbie Does the Dallas Buyers Club--Surprisingly distasteful, if you know the history. Gravititty--In 3-D? I'm intrigued. Whore--Already made, I'm afraid. NebrASSka--Ew. Grampa porn. I'm sorry. Feel-Up Omina--Granny porn, this list is becoming seriously terrible. The Whore of Wall Street--Probably not far off the mark. I had one for 12 Years a Slave, but it was indescribably awful. Even I'm not comfortable with it, so I took it down. If you don't know me, that is a lot of awfulness. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Rev. Powell on March 12, 2014, 07:29:06 AM Oscar Pick Edition, 2014: American Hustler--Too easy, I know. Captain Full Lips--Probably gay porn. Rum, sodomy, and the lash. Debbie Does the Dallas Buyers Club--Surprisingly distasteful, if you know the history. Gravititty--In 3-D? I'm intrigued. Whore--Already made, I'm afraid. NebrASSka--Ew. Grampa porn. I'm sorry. Feel-Up Omina--Granny porn, this list is becoming seriously terrible. The Whore of Wall Street--Probably not far off the mark. I had one for 12 Years a Slave, but it was indescribably awful. Even I'm not comfortable with it, so I took it down. If you don't know me, that is a lot of awfulness. You must have missed JayJayM12's "12 Rears a Slave" above. Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 12, 2014, 10:48:02 AM Movies:
Cream A Little cr***pie (Dream A Little Dream rip) Blew Velvet Oral And Hard-On: For Love Of Mummy Loadhouse (TV Series) *Father Blows Best *Leave It In The Beaver *Cumbat! *The Scat Patrol *The Honeypooners *Gentle Ben Dover *Assie *Eat The C*ck (Beat The Clock) Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Rictras Shard on March 13, 2014, 06:13:03 AM Stu-hard Little
Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Umaril Has Returned on March 13, 2014, 03:37:26 PM Movies:
Glad-He-Ate-Her The Kid With The Golden Di*k (Kid With The Golden Arm) Poonraker (Moonraker) The Three Spooges Di*kula, Prince Of Darkness The Penetrator (He'll be back!) Das Butt A Midnight Qu*er Sucktacus TV Series: Big Gangbang Theory Mike And Ollie Hard Times (Good Times spoof) Boners (Bones spoof) Full Poon: The Bi-light Saga Lancelot Pink Blojak Title: Re: Porn Up Some Movie Titles (NSFW) Post by: Gst0395 on March 25, 2014, 07:29:01 PM I Suck Your Balls and Drink Your C*m
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