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Title: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: InformationGeek on April 11, 2011, 01:00:20 PM
... because he was stealing it of course!  That's the perfect place for a stolen chicken!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42423059/ns/us_news-weird_news/from/toolbar (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42423059/ns/us_news-weird_news/from/toolbar)
 
So many jokes to make...


Title: Re: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: Flick James on April 11, 2011, 01:03:22 PM
Well, I'd say he would have choked his chicken, but they were already dead.


Title: Re: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: SPazzo on April 11, 2011, 01:45:35 PM
"No, no officer. I wasn't stealing the chicken.  I was just trying to reenact this one scene from Pink Flamingos....." :wink:


Title: Re: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: El Misfit on April 11, 2011, 11:03:36 PM
Guess in his drunken stage he was a cocky cock.


Title: Re: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: ghouck on April 11, 2011, 11:11:09 PM
Lol, I once tried to steal a live Lobster the same way. True story.


Title: Re: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: El Misfit on April 11, 2011, 11:19:12 PM
Lol, I once tried to steal a live Lobster the same way. True story.

So YOUR lobster man! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Man Stuff Chicken Down Pants...
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on April 12, 2011, 03:30:25 PM
Upon the request of the police officer, the suspect was forced to pull the cock out of his pants, upon which he was notified of the charges and hauled away to a local prison.   :bouncegiggle: