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Title: Alien Post by: Draug on April 11, 2011, 09:57:01 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg) The only thing the alien wanted was a hug but everyone kept misinterpreting it's intensions. Title: Re: Alien Post by: Robocop on April 11, 2011, 10:39:17 PM "Why are you crying, am I that ass ugly?"
Title: Re: Alien Post by: retrorussell on April 11, 2011, 11:26:57 PM Come on baby, don't cry.. he couldn't love you like I love you. What do you say we make some face huggers together? Come on honey, you know you want to...
Title: Re: Alien Post by: El Misfit on April 11, 2011, 11:31:32 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg)
You mean I married a man from outer space?! Title: Re: Alien Post by: Jack on April 12, 2011, 06:59:24 AM Oh god, I should have known this would happen. Six lines of dialogue in the first hour of the movie :bluesad:
Title: Re: Alien Post by: venomx on April 12, 2011, 12:41:19 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg)
Lambert: NOoooO! (crying) NooOo, damn it! You CAN'T* have my oxygen tanks. Alien: Huh? OXYGEN? Dude... I just wanted a hug. WTF. Title: Re: Alien Post by: Doggett on April 12, 2011, 02:08:56 PM Can you imagine the true horror...
Of being stuck with Veronica Cartwright in deep space? Title: Re: Alien Post by: venomx on April 12, 2011, 02:46:16 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg)
Alien: AwWw! Now calm down, relax, just tell big brother what happened, OK. Lambert: Well.... *sniff sniff* he took my lunch money and called me funny names. Alien: Hmmm... you want me to spit green acid in his face for ya? Lambert: No. I want you to punch a hole in his head with your crazy tongue. Title: Re: Alien Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 12, 2011, 10:30:05 PM The first ever interplanetary "make a funny face" competition got off to a good enough start, but was doomed to end horribly.
Title: Re: Alien Post by: Hammock Rider on April 13, 2011, 12:31:21 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg)
Ms. Rivers, please, enough with the plastic surgery already. Title: Re: Alien Post by: venomx on April 13, 2011, 06:00:29 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg)
*THIS WILL NOT END WELL* Title: Re: Alien Post by: retrorussell on April 15, 2011, 06:31:44 PM "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
(girl is nonplussed) "Oh come on, don't tell me you never saw Spaceballs..!" Title: Re: Alien Post by: sprite75 on April 15, 2011, 06:33:27 PM You bastard! How could you leave me for Mr. Spock?!
Title: Re: Alien Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2011, 11:11:40 PM "I just don't enjoy postmodern surrealist art!"
Title: Re: Alien Post by: Mr. DS on April 16, 2011, 08:22:02 PM (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3721/huggiesa.jpg)
Alien: "Hi! Three Bud Lights and a shot of Wild Turkey, thanks!" Title: Re: Alien Post by: theoutlawtorn on April 27, 2011, 10:48:32 AM Alien "Okay, enough is enough. This is bull @#$%, I keep putting my food in the Xenomorph fridge for a reason!"
Lambert "You don't happen to have any pepto do ya?" Alien "....... Really?" |