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here we go, again :bouncegiggle: also, don't say "Any Reality TV show", give examples!
1) Glee- Why the hell are they ripping off of Famous Movie Musical Numbers?! BE CREATIVE, DAMMIT! :hatred:

2) My Super Sweet 16  :hatred:

3. APPLES WAY-yeh-it had Ronny (BEAST WITHIN,ROBOCOP). Still-made me wanna vomit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVn2KU5b1E

"Hmm-thats good corn!" I'll give ya good corn,squeaky clean s**t pits! I'll corn ya!!!  :hot:

Thank whatever God you knell to if you have never seen this sugar coated drek.Makes The Waltons look like pickled pigs feet.

4. Somebody better post something-or I'm gonna do this whole thread bymyself-!
Beverly Hills 91210
Should be called Beverly Hills 666.
I don't give a flying F#CK about the problems of Ken and Barbie rich kids. Is Jason Priestly dead yet? His carrear is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZSjy93Qci8

This kinda pablum wants to make me grab my TV and kick a hole in it-then rape that hole and p**s on it's smoking remains.

5.  Jersey Shore

6. The Simple Life

7. SEX IN THE CITY-if it was my way it would be Necrophilia in the City...becouse I would kill the whole cast.

8. Big Brother

9. The Jerry Springer Show (pretty much a given I should think)

10. Hollyoaks

11 Hole in the Wall

12. "Cop Rock" - though I really wish it had stayed on the air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqTiA_LyV3k

13. The Beachcombers (this was on for a shockingly long time here in Canada)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39e8pEqBQBQ

14. CSI-Maimi: the dude just looks like a snob.

15. Miranda

16.) Jon and Kate Plus 8   -  Why the f*ck people ever gave these folks attention is beyond me.  Whats the big deal about having 8 kids anyhow?   That was the standard norm prior to my generation and no one flashed a camera on them.

17. Dawson's Creek

18. Small Wonder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSvjqwJixw

She's fantastic!
Made of plastic!

^ I actually quite enjoyed that show growing up.  Though I totally see why it is one of the worst.

19.) Say Yes To The Dress - a bunch of prissy @ss wanna-be divas spending a silly amount of money to play dress up for one day.  :thumbdown:

20) Check it Out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Vi__KdTPc

21. Primeval

I admit I have a very person reason for my hatred of Small Wonder. When it was originally on I had to drive around 100 miles every Friday night through very rural areas of Alabama due to school/new job. The tape player in my 1976 Datsun Honeybee didn't work, and the radio only picked up one station - the radio feed of a tv station that seem to run Small Wonder in a 24 hour loop. So for several months I'd make that long dark trek with only the exploits of V.I.C.I. to keep me company...

22 Barney & Friends ....surprised it took this long for someone to post it  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

23. The Vampire Diaries

24. King of Kensington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrP8mjsmy8U

so that takes us to, what, 33?

FULL HOUSE - sugar-coated pastel nightmare viewing



Also, every US "Redoing" of a UK show (apart from SANFORD & SON and ALL IN THE FAMILY)

34.  Law and Order- just WAAAAAAAY too much of it at once.

35. The Only Way is Essex.


I'm going to take a guess that none of you have heard of this show.
You lucky, lucky people...

:bouncegiggle: I read yesterday that they're using some of the cast to put together a show called "Geordie Shore".  :lookingup:

36. Super Mario Show............ :bluesad:

37. The Green, Green Grass

 :bouncegiggle:

Ironicly, thats the first I laughed at it !

38) Nascar- no explanation needed.

39

Cavemen, the short lived tv series based off the Geico commercials.

My friend thats becuase we are trying not to think about it! :teddyr:

40. Big Bang Theory I'm guessing I'll catch some flack from this one, But i can't stand it. Its way to streotypical to be funny.

I'm told My Mother the Car was pretty bad.

I'll admit, I never watched it, but I always hated those shows like The OC.  Just like someone said of Beverley Hills 90210, the problems of Ken and Barbie type people do not interest me.

I'm not fond of it either.

"Blind Date"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLix3q2Y3E&playnext=1&list=PLDCED115623F8D536

2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

I actually LIKED Blind Date.  :tongueout:

I suppose they must have definitely been doing something right as the show did run very successfully for years.

43. Reno 911- let's make a cops parody! FAILURE!

I hate most new TV shows. I hate all the singing and dancing shows. I hate most of the sitcoms and reality shows and CSI:Anything! I watch DVD's of good shows from the past.

I only say that because everybody I know seems to find it hilarious. But if ya think about how many people watch Jersey Shore?

44 - The Bachelor/Bachelorette

This show is totally fake and asinine. If you like it I have no love for you.  :thumbdown:

 :thumbup:  I'm from the south & I still dont get it. Who wants to watch someone drive around in a circle for three hours?

45.)Yes,Dear

How did this show ever get made? Not funny at all.

Same here. What about the outlaw races, the race on dirt/mud/gravel? I find these highly amusing cuz there's a higher chance of a pile up.

^ I think I could bare watching that or maybe even drag racing

it's because there's more action in it! :teddyr: something that Nascar seriously lacks.

I actually love that show.  It was one of those sitcoms that I had a lot of fun with.

If we are going to talk about crappy TV shows, let's have a real stinker around here and just so happens to be reality tv.

46. Toddlers and Tiaras

Hard to believe this thing is going for another a season.  While I ponder that, 'enjoy' this clip from the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORcBTC7TiVY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORcBTC7TiVY)

I just want to type 'Charmed' a hundred times over...

 :teddyr:

47.)reality shows-just pick one

48) The Maury Show  :hatred:

Love Island

We messed up a while back, so here's the order
1) Glee
2) My Sweet 16
3) Apple's Way
4) Beverly Hills 90210
5) Jersey Shore
6) The Simple Life
7) Sex in the City
8) Big Brother
9) The Jerry Springer Show
10) Hollyoaks
11) Hole in the Wall
12) Cop Rock
13) The Beachcombers
14) CSI: Miami
15) Miranda
16) Jon and Kate Plus 8
17) Dawson's Creek
18) Small Wonder
19) Say Yes To The Dress
20) Check It Out
21) Primeval
22) Barney and Friends
23) The Vampire Diaries
24) King of Kensington
25) Full House
26) Law and Order
27) The Only Way is Essex
28) The Super Mario Show
29) The Green, Green Grass
30) Nascar
31) Big Bang Theory
32) My Mother the Car
33) Blind Date
34) 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
35) Reno 911
36) The Bachelor/ Bachelorette
37) Yes, Dear
38) Toddles and Tiaras
39) Real World
40) The Maury Show
41) Love Island

And to 42) All That (Second Run)- Jeez, there wasn't any black guys then. :thumbdown:

no, I said to give an example when I started this thread, So I gave you one: the Real World.

^ Ah cool Bull  :thumbup:

43) True Blood

THEY'RE MAKIN' A LEFT TUURRRRNNNN!!!!!!

44.  LOONATICS UNLEASHED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJUfbd-NXo

Yeah, that really happened.  On the WB, naturally.

45. The Swan

The message behind this show is incredibly horrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMBATvlEYFc

I forgot about "The Swan" that was just painful. I'll be the one and only person defend "Charmed" it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be and the girls were pretty hot.

This is the worst:  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLTE3iOkrfs  

At about 1 minute 10 seconds, there is a mature lady off-stage watching LYNDSAY "sing".  In the few seconds the old gal's on camera we see her lips part... ...she's about to spit up.  :bluesad:  Is LYNDSAY sick too?  Is she havin' a fit?  Her eyes are poppin' out and rollin' round... At the end, LYNDSAY sounds like a kicked dog.  Ah-WOOHh!!  I guess this is from "THE BIONIC WOMAN", but they didn't give her bionic vocal chords... and if this dog jumped up on my sleep-number bed, I'd kick the ol' girl off!! Good girl.  Down.  Lay down.  Quiet. 

The Magic Hour

The Caveman Show

and I'll just toss in MAD TV

so what TV show is this?  :question:

Also, please number the entries and please, only one per entry. we're up to 50, which is now filled in with....TNA Wrestling- was once good, but has turned to snobs getting even more snobbish/ smuggish. :bluesad:

51? -- The Trouble With Tracy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEshPX5YHYE

52 (?). Who's Your Daddy?

Oh Fox, bringer of horrible excuses for TV, why have you created this?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm7rVQVyAQw

For those of you who don't know what this show is, here's a quick plot summary brought to you by TV Tropes:

Gilligan's Island.

Yeah, I know I'll get flack for saying so, but this show always rubbed me the wrong way. It seems to me that if these people really wanted to get off that island, they'd have killed and eaten Gilligan midway through the first season and escaped the island. Although, I knew someone in college who wrote a paper about this show, showing each of the islanders as personifying one of the Deadly Sins, prisoners of their own sins, trapped on the island with Gilligan, the Devil, their tormentor.

If only. Stupid camp POS...

54. The Apprentice. Talk about ego gratification.

(http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/donaldtrump-e1303819508614.png?w=461&h=455)

(http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/funny-pictures-donald-trump-rat.jpg)

Disney's My Babysitter Is A Vampire.

56? Cheaters: This is one my girlfriend's guilty pleasures...man is it ever bad but I can see somewhat its trashy appeal I suppose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZDKzf2Qkvc

57. Punk'd- I don't care who you are, you just don't that. It's all just a big joke, but sometimes jokes can hurt.  :hatred:

58. s**t My Dad Says

You'd think that a sitcom with William Shatner would be awesome....

No  :thumbdown:

59) The American Embassy - Fox and its plethora of shows that never make it past a season let alone a few episodes. 

60) The Decision

ESPN's masive blowjob to LeBron James from last year.  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

61.Entourage
I don't understand how somebody with so little personality could play a movie star.
Too much rap music and pot smoking as well.
The woes of being a rich movie star and his leech freinds?
Ugh.

62. How I Met Your Mother

Surely people don't find this show funny?  :question:  :bluesad:

63.  MY BIG, FAT GREEK LIFE - Funny movie, awful short-lived TV show

64.  BEYOND WESTWORLD - Short-lived TV series based more on the Peter Fonda movie FUTUREWORLD than on the original WESTWORLD.  Every episode was the same.  Someone would spray something in the robots' eyes so they couldn't see.  The end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl3Jkp1Aok
 

Talk to my mom.  She could explain why she likes it.


Hey!  I don't think we thrown in an anime yet.

65 (?). Green Green

Some people have compared this to Porkys.  That's an insult.  Every joke falls flat, the sexism is terrible, the plot barely goes anywhere until the end, the romance is awkward, the animation is dull and lazy, and the characters have no substance to them.  It is a series based a porn title and sure shows it.

Check out the opening, but be warned, it is not safe for work and sure shows what you are in for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG95Yy9YJ44 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG95Yy9YJ44)

66)

HERMAN'S HEAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8tzXFagaso

67) TMZ - Did you now that Shaq farted today? They'll cover it by stalking people with a camera.  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

There are some classic ones that I hate with a passion like "The Cosby Show." Or any "Leave it to Beaver" style sitcom with the "perfect" family. It's crap, we all knew those shows were crap and we still let the networks force feed them to us. It amazes me when I see drivel like "Two and a Half Men" that people are still falling for this. But that doesn't bug me half as much as reality TV. People love a good train wreck don't they. And let me point out that "American Idol" has ruined the music business. It amazes me that a lot of the same people who say they hate the music on the radio, still watch "Idol." Never once realizing that it's no longer radio or MTV that breaks new artist, it's "Idol!" People don't realize they are part of the problem.

The Star Wars Holiday Special

If I Did It

70. Supertrain- One of the biggest disasters in network history.  A short-lived show trying to make a Love Boat out of a train.  Numerous rewrites and technical problems (among other things) doomed this show from the get-go and thankfully died a quick death.
71. You're In The Picture- Another infamous disaster, it was a game show hosted by The Great One, Jackie Gleason.  A person sticks their head through a cut-out and are given clues as to what it is to help them guess it.  So bad, that it lasted one episode.  The 2nd show's time was taking up by Jackie Gleason apologizing to the audience!
72. The Tortellis- A Cheers spinoff starring Carla's ex-husband.  Terrible!

I don't agree that Big Bang Theory is bad, but, I guess it may hit too close for home to some who watch it. Also, Gilligans island is hilarious and I love 'celebrity singing', have all 4 Golden Throats albums and who can resist William Shatner singing the Beatles? :bouncegiggle:   I would pick most shows  these days, simply cause of the cruelty factor that  passes  for humor.

TV tropes has a response for this:


At the very least eating him would not be a good idea; they could get very sick.

'Who can resist William Shatner singing the Beatles"...? Me,sir...I have threatened physical harm to those who have posted his version of "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds". :teddyr:

73. Seinfeld
The appeal of this show has ALWAYS escaped me. The fact that they really couldn't stand one another was painfully obvious. Plus it was in bad taste too often for me.

I just read up on this...sounds awful! Figures a show with my name on it would stink. :bouncegiggle:

     UPN'S "ethnic" shows from the 90's....never bothered to watch them, don't even remember the titles, all I recall are the promos showing more ghetto stereotypes than you could shake a 40 oz. at.

I liked this one...

(http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/692/13livingsinglecast2.jpg)

"Two Broke Girls" - this was absolutely painful to watch.  The acting was horrible and the writing was even worse.  It was the type of sitcom where someone would bring up something random in response to something else JUST so that another character can make an unfunny joke about it. 

As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I immediately thought of "Small Wonder" but I see someone beat me to that one quite awhile ago.... soooo, I'm gonna throw out FOX's short lived early 90s superhero show "M.A.N.T.I.S."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n2qVBv0yi0

I forget what the initials in "M.A.N.T.I.S." really stood for but I remember laughing my ass off when I read a TV critic in the paper who guessed that it meant "Most Audience Not Tuning In Show"

Or how'bout "Manimal," an early '80s NBC show starring the late Simon MacCorkindale (a.k.a. "The guy who played the British a-hole in Jaws 3D") as a millionaire who could transform into animals?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugb_TIpPoWA

No, wait, WAIT, I got it! Beat THIS ONE!! How about "Mr. Smith," a 1983 abomination about a talking orangutan with a genius IQ who becomes an advisor to the President of the United States? I'm serious, I'm not making this up. This show existed!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Mr._Smith_%28TV_series%29.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLqbgTt1GbI
("Jennifer Slept Here," the other show in this promo, was no great shakes either, but compared to "Mr. Smith" it was Shakespeare...)

Seinfeld is a true representation of  Upper West Side NY liberals paling around with slacker/doofus types like Kramer and  Queens Costanza not growing up infantile adults.  :teddyr:  and now Mr. Shatner... :cheers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Ar79f8aN8

Dude....I've known you for a long time now but I might still come up there and find you. :teddyr:

     I've never understood the popularity of this show; the "humor" is far too simplistic, suitable perhaps for a junior-high locker room....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjnqKYBJr4

That reminded me of this awful show we watched when we were kids...Lancelot Link,Secret Chimp.

(http://glassrocklife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lancelot_link.jpg)

Besides,if I want to see an intelligent Orangutan I prefer this one...

(http://davidnordmark.com/hp_wordpress/wp-content/uploads/dr_zaius-796265.jpg)

     This was almost as bad as SMALL WONDER; my mother loved both shows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_This_World_(TV_series)

I wish I could remember the name of this sitcom from the 80's. I saw this episode where the grandfather is criticizing the grandson's music. "In my day," he says "we had real singers like Frank Sinatra. He didn't need an image and used his real name, he didn't need to call himself Boy Frank, because everyone knew he was a boy, and most of all, he knew." If anybody knows the name of that show, let me know.

I also hated "My Two Dads." Terrible premise. "Hey little girl, your mom's dead but she slept two guys one of which may be your father." In the first episode the judge said "The father is geneticly incoherent." To which Paul Rieser looks at the other guy and says "That sounds like you." That was enough to make me turn the channel in disgust.