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Gentlemen, have you ever been in a situation where a "part" of you is standing at attention at an inconvenient time?

I recall in early high school having it happen all the time.  Of course back then if a girl accidentally bumped into me it was enough to get me going. 

I recall one instance during an late spring gym class a girl asked me to give her a piggy back.  Of course I had my gym shorts on and feeling her legs was enough to make me rise to the occasion.  I can't recall how I covered it up but it was difficult.

I have other instances but I'll turn it over to your boner stories.  Try to keep this some what clean if you can. 

On the bus and in school assemblies were always dangerous times.

Luckily the blazer hid the goods.

All the time at work between 8am - 10am. I haven't had sex in 5 months...  :bluesad:

Well...sometimes we have to take matters into our own hands.

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when I stretch in the morning....

That happens to me too !

We're Bone Brothers !  :teddyr:

Wait.

Riiiiight....

Thats not...erm...really a good title for us, is it ?

 :bluesad:

(http://paulboylan.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/horrified-woman.gif%3Fw%3D202%26h%3D300)

When I had to do jumping jacks in gym class, the bouncing of my nads was kind of.. um.. exciting.  I would try to walk with my back to everyone.  :buggedout:

Definitely NSFW. (http://www.awkwardboners.com/)

When I was 18 or 19, I somehow ended up being the one to watch the little kids at a church function.  The kids were behaving pretty well so I was mostly ignoring them and my mind happened to wander into thoughts of girls (imagine that from a teenage boy).  Long story short, I eventually realized I had a very large, very obvious boner and just how bad that would look if anyone came in and saw it.  How was I supposed to explain it?  "Well, I was watching the kids play and I just happened to get a boner ..."

When I was about 18 years old I was at a dance with my new girlfriend.  She kept pressing up against me and I had a boner that was clearly outlined against the front of my jeans.  I kept trying to shield it from view by standing behind her or behind tables and other objects.  Apparently, I didn't do a good job because a lot of people were snickering about it the next day.

There was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David gets in hot water because he hugs a woman and, because the hug was extended, he started sporting wood. The lady got disgusted and walked away. Larry later told his friend he has a 5-second window with embracing pretty much any woman. Past that, he always gets a boner.

I'm that way, easily aroused. Back in my dating days, I used to get really uncomfortable going in for that first kiss because, if it turned into more than a peck, you can bet I would be pitching a tent, and most first kisses are made standing up. I was sitting with a girl I had been out with a few times and we went to the beach. We were sitting on a bench watching the sunset, and the first kiss happened. I was also very attracted to this girl. When we finished the kiss, I was sporting some very serious wood, and she wanted to get up and go strolling through the boardwalk. I managed to keep us sitting on the bench as I tried to force it away, but then we continues embracing so that didn't help matters. I had no choice. I had to tell her what was going on because she was going to find out immediately once we stood up. She was kind of a shy girl and it didn't go over very well.

I'm loving this thread, these stories are really making me laugh out loud!  :bouncegiggle:

We always seem to have a song for every topic, and for this topic I know the perfect one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPjM2nhTnFA

   I was about 17 and dating this really gorgeous blonde girl. I went to her house for dinner for the first time and her mom and all 3 sisters were also all gorgeous blondes. Their house was like back stage at a beauty pageant. During dinner it was all I could do to keep up conversation , get my food into my mouth and picture them all naked at the same time. That's when trouble arose. When the girl put her hand on my leg...well it was a very long night. Luckily they believed in sitting around after dinner and enjoying coffe, dessert and extended conversation.

Sometimes it pays to be a woman. While some women will admit that their clitorises and nipples get hard at inopportune moments, I beleive neither are as revealing as when a man gets hard.

Notorious for revealing what one is thinking are the shorts and/or trousers one wears as part of of one's scout uniform.

Equally notorious is the speedo swimsuit. Which is why alot of males do not like to wear them. And, unfortunately, why alot of young males do not take up swimming as a sport, or drop out of swimming as soon as they hit puberty.

I don't know if I got through a day of high school without sporting one. Any halfway attractive female, student or teacher, could get me going back then. I eventually discovered ways of hiding it well although on one occasion it actually ended up under my shirt (thankfully no one noticed at the time, probably helped I was a quiet kid not many noticed anyways) although  I do recall a pretty female French teacher giving me an extended smile a time or two (now I believe she probably noticed and it wasn't like she didn't provoke always wearing revealing low-cut tops and short skirts).

I remember a girl at lunch during high school who used to lean up against me a lot in an effectionate manner.  She'd also give me neck and shoulder massages.  I hardly ever stood up during lunches. 

I think a lot of it has to do with our biology.

I find when my bladder is full and I have to use the bathroom my, ahem, little soldier tends to stand at attention. It makes it awkward when I have to leave the room to relieve myself. I think this also explains the phenomenon of "morning wood."

I also find it inconvenient in the gym. There's a workout you can do by standing on a block and flexing you calf muscles up and down which is inexplicably arousing. The gym is about the last place I want to be "excited."

I don't think the problem of "bad timing" ever goes away. Look at it this way, though. Sometimes the women you are with do not see this as a "bad thing." Enjoy it while it lasts.

There was one time when I was 16 and I had to go to the doctor. I can't remember what it was for, but my usual doctor was not there and instead I had to see this fairly attractive Russian woman. It may have just been some sort of check up as she was asking me basic stuff, but then she asked me if everything was okay with my testicles! She actually said "do you want me to have a look", (now I'm a 16 year old boy, she's a thirty something woman), I said okay, but then I got "excited" and was absolutely mortified. Let's just say she took "control" of the situation and that she wasn't working there very long afterwards.

I think you experienced a major fantasy of mine.

What does that mean?
Please, tell me. Please.

Did you dot her i?

If that's what I think it means, no, not that far. There was dotting.  :wink:

Seriously, what does that mean?
And what is "dotting"?