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I have a funny feeling we'll be seeing a lot of Arnold in this thread. :teddyr:

"Ice to see you."

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast."

"If you keep looking at me, you'll see me kill you." ~ FREEJACK

"If there's one thing we can tell you, it's this - a crazy killer is crazy, and he WILL kill you."

From Breakheart Pass:

The Reverend: "Simple charity to your fellow man."
John Deakin: "My 'fellow man' is about to hang me!"  :teddyr:

"Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!"

"How about a kiss ... on my fist" - The Last Dragon (1985)

Dunno, but that line always cracks me up.

Okay, I'm very sorry to do this, because it's not from a movie, but I can't resist.

I actually watch Dancing With the Stars. It is a guilty pleasure for me, and I really don't care what that says to any of you, I am a confident heterosexual.  :teddyr:

In any case, one of the judges, Lenny, said something last night that cracked me up, but it's such a cheesy line. When giving comments on a dance, he said:

"You were like a James Bond martini. You were shakin', and I was stirred."

I'm using that line the next time I dance with my wife.

Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?"
Spider-Man: "You're the one who's out, Gobby. Out of your MIND!"

technically a two-liner, but dumb enough to include here

"Signal blocked?!? What does this mean?"

"It means someone's blocked the signal!!!"

- Steel Trap(2009)

Littlejohn: Braddock! I'm warning you, don't step on any toes.

James Braddock: I don't step on toes, Littlejohn, I step on necks.

-Missing In Action III

"If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and tell him to walk backwards."-Gleaming the Cube

From "The Room":

EVERY SINGLE LINE!

Ah-nohld in Last Action Hero:

"You wanna be a farmer?  Here's a couple of acres!" and promptly kicks a guy so hard in the nuts that he flies away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DxfUDZFtKQ

Billy Blanks in The King of the Kickboxers, where he finds out that the man he about to fight is the brother of the man he previously killed in a martial arts snuff movie.  Note the dramatic pauses!

"YOU are the brother...!  How ... perfect!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y86Jsv-o9rQ

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

"If the hanging didn't kill you, maybe my coffee will."   :teddyr: :teddyr:

~ Pat Hingle, Hang Em High

"I ain't got time to bleed...."

Almost everything Bruce Campbell says in Evil Dead II

From Last Of The Finest [aka Blue Heat]:

Bad guy: "Tell me where the money is!"
Brian Dennehy: "Sh*thouse."
Bad guy: "What?"
BD: "The cesspool."

 :teddyr:

"I kick ass for the lord" -Brain Dead

"That's all I'm takin' from you!"

Paul Trent in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE right before he punches Eros for saying humans are too violent.

"Mama-this cloth smells of death!"-Micheal in BURIAL GROUND.

"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

Grizelda (Jean Hill) DESPERATE LIVING

"You can't mesmirize me! I'm british!"

-At The Earth's Core

"Have you been playing with dead cats?"

-Troll

"See you in salsa."

-Return of the Killer Tomatoes

Cooke: You scared, motherf**ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is going to kick your big ass!
Matrix: I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!
Cindy: [hiding under a table] I can't believe this macho bulls**t...
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[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

Commando

Inspector to Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee:The two of you together-that's fine. But what if one of you is the monster?
Cushing: Monster? We're British,you know.

from HORROR EXPRESS (1972).

That always cracks me up!  :bouncegiggle:

More from that font of all things cool, Commando:

Woman: "What happened to (the guy Arnold was dangling over the cliff)?"

Arnold: "I let him go."

Bennett: John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls.

Time to change the thread title  :lookingup:

"F*ck you, Lucky Charms!"

"It's not how far we go, it's how go we far!" -ski school

"If brains were bird s**t , you'd have a clean cage" -Hard Ticket to Hawaii

I'll dedicate my last number to all the undead from around the world.
(zombie DJ from ZOMBIE 3)

I don't want to make a "Worst 'Commando' One-liners."
Though we could make a looooooooooooong list.
 :twirl:

"Every bone in her crotch . . . that's what I'm gonna break!" ~ Peter Fonda in DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY

"The price is WRONG, b***h!"
-Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore after knocking out Bob Barker

The classic of all from "They Live"

Rowdy Randy just after he sneaks into a bank and realizes he just walked into a bank with a shotgun and everyone thinks he's robbing it: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of bubble gum"

Burt Reynolds on the toilet: "Just sh*t and shove it under the door!"