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Title: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: akiratubo on May 04, 2011, 04:26:21 PM I try not to hate on DIY movie-makers but the world is a worse place because they brought this ... this thing into it.
Actually, I don't want to even dignify it by calling it a "movie". It wasn't a movie, it was some jerk with a camera pointing it at stuff. I won't say anything more about it or give its name, because I don't want to encourage anyone to see it. So great was my wrath toward this thing, I burned it to DVD, just so I could smash the DVD. Deleting it from my drive wasn't good enough. Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: RCMerchant on May 04, 2011, 05:00:14 PM Aw,c'mon! Tell us!!!!! That's not fair! :hot:
Or we could play 20 questions! 1.Is it made in the last 5 years? :question: 2.Does it have any name actors? 3.Would we here at BAD MOVIES know of it? 4.Has the director did anything else? 5.Was it a direct to video thing? 6.Was it a horror film? 7.Did it have nudity? 8.Is it worse than PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH? 9.Is it bigger than a bread box? 10.Is it made in the USA? 11.Do I have any more questions? 12.What is it? 13.Do I have to go without sleep now cuz you won't tell us? 14.If I say "pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top'? 15.Am I running out of things to ask? 16.Do I have to threaten you? 17. What if I smear hot potato salad all over my self and run nekkid in the yard? 18.If I sacrifice my cat to Satan? 19.And eat him? 20.For breakfast? onna a bagal with cream chesse? Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Criswell on May 04, 2011, 05:03:06 PM Come on be a cool person! I wanna see it!
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: lester1/2jr on May 04, 2011, 05:16:10 PM I kinda liked it.
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Flick James on May 04, 2011, 05:36:37 PM "Some jerk with a camera pointing it at stuff" is my favorite DIY sub-genre.
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Doggett on May 04, 2011, 05:41:52 PM I felt the same way when I saw Transformers.
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: LilCerberus on May 04, 2011, 07:50:28 PM Wasn't, possibly, "Bag", was it?
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: 66Crush on May 04, 2011, 11:51:47 PM I bet it was "Motorhome Massacre," which I love btw.
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Trevor on May 05, 2011, 01:17:23 AM I try not to hate on DIY movie-makers but the world is a worse place because they brought this ... this thing into it. Actually, I don't want to even dignify it by calling it a "movie". It wasn't a movie, it was some jerk with a camera pointing it at stuff. I won't say anything more about it or give its name, because I don't want to encourage anyone to see it. So great was my wrath toward this thing, I burned it to DVD, just so I could smash the DVD. Deleting it from my drive wasn't good enough. Oh hell............ I was wondering when the Film School students at the college I attended would release the footage I shot there............. :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink: Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: The Burgomaster on May 05, 2011, 01:30:54 PM Actually, I don't want to even dignify it by calling it a "movie". It wasn't a movie, it was some jerk with a camera pointing it at stuff. Sounds like most of the movies in Mill Creek's TOMB OR TERRORS and DECREPIT CRYPT OF NIGHTMARES 50 movie packs. Or possibly FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY NIGHTMARE, which is excruciatingly bad and pointless. (I bought the DVD without doing enough research in advance!) http://www.pulsingcinema.com/JRHFilms/ (http://www.pulsingcinema.com/JRHFilms/imagegallery/poster3lg.jpg) Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Derf on May 05, 2011, 05:13:05 PM And here I thought it was gonna be 2012. But I guess even no DIYer would make that big a pile of monkey turds...
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 05, 2011, 09:35:09 PM Is this one of those movies where the characters in the movie are running around with cameras filming everything like in The Blair Witch?
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: ulthar on May 06, 2011, 07:05:29 AM From the thread title, my first guess was going to be GIGLI.
Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Used Meathook on May 10, 2011, 05:08:43 PM "Some jerk with a camera pointing it at stuff" is my favorite DIY sub-genre. Oooooh, I like that genre too. But only when it has a ridiculous amount of overly long still shots and a ridiculous amount of slow-motion sequences that serve no real purpose. IE: (http://www.fearnet.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2011326/sledgecover_rough2.jpg) Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 12, 2011, 08:41:06 PM Come on, you can at least give us some hints and see if we can guess it?
Was it a Polonia brothers movie? Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Cthulhu on May 13, 2011, 12:58:34 PM Please, tell us.
I need to know. Title: Re: I just saw the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Post by: Flick James on May 13, 2011, 01:24:35 PM Please, tell us. I need to know. Don't beg. It is unbecoming. If you are meant to know, it will be revealed to you. :teddyr: |