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Title: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 05, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
This is a warning to all. I have not learned my lesson from last time. Sure enough my wife is pregnant again and our little barricade attacking, knee biting zombie boy will soon (within 3 weeks theoretically) have a new little sister zombie to help push against our shoddily built barricades. The problem of course with zombies is they multiply rapidly the problem of course with baby zombies is that somehow they induce a form of amnesia which causes us to keep multiplying.

So what's wrong with me? Maybe I just enjoy the challenge.  :cheers:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: El Misfit on May 05, 2011, 09:11:34 PM
Mr. WildHoosier09, I warned you about Viagra's side effects...... :tongueout:
anyways, keep em away from m- (WildHoosier09's son chews of El Toro's head)


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: ghouck on May 05, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
My friend Lionel says a lawnmower is effective against them.


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Trevor on May 06, 2011, 01:45:04 AM
anyways, keep em away from m- (WildHoosier09's son chews of El Toro's head)

 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Flick James on May 06, 2011, 09:38:40 AM
I have two zombies myself. Have fun with the challenge.


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Jack on May 06, 2011, 01:35:40 PM
Learn from my mistakes and don't drop them on concrete surfaces until their skull has fully hardened   :teddyr:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 06, 2011, 09:05:35 PM
Thanks all. I read some of your replies to my wife and she laughed so hard she almost went into early labor :)
 :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :buggedout: :drink:
We have a leash for my son (one of those wrap around the chest type. For those who think this is bad parenting I challenge you to a foot race against my son as he is heading towards anything that can make trouble. He breaks from the traditional Romero style stagger into a zombieland styled bolt across the football field after the fat kid who forgot rule#1: Cardio  :hot:) which occasionally holds him but of course he does sometimes break loose and runs amok. Sorry about him eating your head El-Toro  :twirl:

In any case consider yourselves forwarned and now is a good time to reinforce your barricades, load up on shotgun shells, and sharpen your machettes  :cheers: In my case we're trying to figure out how to lay out our barricades to keep zombie 1 from attacking zombie 2, at least until they are more evenly matched.


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Paquita on May 07, 2011, 09:45:23 PM
Congrats on your upcoming little minion!


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2011, 04:43:12 AM
Thanks all. I read some of your replies to my wife and she laughed so hard she almost went into early labor :)
 :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :buggedout: :drink:
We have a leash for my son (one of those wrap around the chest type. For those who think this is bad parenting I challenge you to a foot race against my son as he is heading towards anything that can make trouble. He breaks from the traditional Romero style stagger into a zombieland styled bolt across the football field after the fat kid who forgot rule#1: Cardio  :hot:) which occasionally holds him but of course he does sometimes break loose and runs amok. Sorry about him eating your head El-Toro  :twirl:

In any case consider yourselves forwarned and now is a good time to reinforce your barricades, load up on shotgun shells, and sharpen your machettes  :cheers: In my case we're trying to figure out how to lay out our barricades to keep zombie 1 from attacking zombie 2, at least until they are more evenly matched.

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

My niece Thandi and her brother Jack call me Uncle Zombie. Don't know why but I love them anyway.  :smile:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 11, 2011, 06:53:54 PM
My friend Lionel says a lawnmower is effective against them.

 :bouncegiggle:
I often find myself thinking of "Dead Alive" whenever I'm working with my kid. I love the scenes from this movie where he's trying to raise the obviously undead baby in as "normal" of a way as possible. Hiliarious  :cheers:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 20, 2011, 07:54:18 PM
so right now my wifes taking a shower to hopefully relax her contractions some. We're packed and ready as we can be. It's too late now, you're either barricaded in your bunker or totally doomed!  Don't say the CDC didn't warn for this one!  :buggedout:

(http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20110520/capt.a9f498ba530242daa3295de4869fabd0-a9f498ba530242daa3295de4869fabd0-0.jpg?x=400&y=196&q=85&sig=MYsGRQ32MVMDUwtmP8jpMA--)


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 20, 2011, 08:20:31 PM
my house will be easy to find. it has this in front of it  :cheers:

(http://privatepinko.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/zombies1.jpg?w=399&h=328)


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: ghouck on May 21, 2011, 02:21:13 PM
So, did the little brain-eater arrive yet?


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: ghouck on May 21, 2011, 02:22:21 PM
My friend Lionel says a lawnmower is effective against them.

 :bouncegiggle:
I often find myself thinking of "Dead Alive" whenever I'm working with my kid. I love the scenes from this movie where he's trying to raise the obviously undead baby in as "normal" of a way as possible. Hiliarious  :cheers:

The scene in the park was the last scene shot, and only done so because there was money left over.


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 24, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
Hey all,

I am posting one handed as our little zombie girl is chewing (ok actually sleeping) on my left arm. She came via fully natural VBAC (because my wife is awesome) 3:25 AM on judgement day May 21st at 7lbs 15oz and 21 inches long.

Mercifully, unlike her older brother, she is vastly calmer. Metaphorically more like the slow, calm, ambling zombies of yore more so than the hyper zombies like in ROTL.

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227143_221380431222300_100000510350526_876326_480601_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: ghouck on May 25, 2011, 09:08:08 PM
3:25 AM on judgement day

Does that mean you have to put her back and wait until October, since we got a rain-check on Armageddon?


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Trevor on May 26, 2011, 05:22:34 AM
Congrats to Mr and Mrs Hoosier!  :cheers:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 26, 2011, 10:02:25 AM
Congrats!  :cheers:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on May 26, 2011, 02:44:54 PM
3:25 AM on judgement day

Does that mean you have to put her back and wait until October, since we got a rain-check on Armageddon?

 :smile:
Yeah, I saw this guy Camping now says he forgot to carry the one or something like that and so the "new" judgement day is in October. Let's call it "Camping's Second Judgement Day" since he already predicted one back in 1994 as well that didn't pan out either.  I guess if you just keep saying the world will end sometime next week you'll eventually be right.

Thanks to all for the congrats, we're doing pretty good overall.  :cheers:


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: WildHoosier09 on August 21, 2011, 02:00:06 PM
Status update:

I have been bitten so it is only a matter of time before I succumb to zombie-status

(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300834_263676803659329_100000510350526_1064250_7147213_n.jpg)

My wife is valiantly trying to fight off our first zombie with a stick

(http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301256_263677693659240_100000510350526_1064251_5716186_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Breeding a new zombie
Post by: Trevor on August 22, 2011, 07:07:29 AM
Status update:

I have been bitten so it is only a matter of time before I succumb to zombie-status

([url]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300834_263676803659329_100000510350526_1064250_7147213_n.jpg[/url])

My wife is valiantly trying to fight off our first zombie with a stick

([url]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301256_263677693659240_100000510350526_1064251_5716186_n.jpg[/url])


 :teddyr: :teddyr: