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Title: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 06, 2011, 01:16:23 PM
100 bottles of beer! Take one down pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Flick James on May 06, 2011, 01:30:17 PM
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 06, 2011, 01:31:27 PM
Here's one...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KgIqQvYUs3I/Sf7Yanib_cI/AAAAAAAANLU/BwaGWyBtwjI/s400/Xingu33.jpg)

97 bottles of beer on the wall.


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 06, 2011, 02:13:15 PM
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! Put one up, leave it there. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Flick James on May 06, 2011, 02:23:27 PM
97 bottles of...
(http://todaysadvisor.com/images/newcastle_brown_ale.jpg)
on the wall, 97 bottles of...
(http://todaysadvisor.com/images/newcastle_brown_ale.jpg)
take one down, drink it down, 96 bottles of...
(http://todaysadvisor.com/images/newcastle_brown_ale.jpg)
on the wall



Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Raffine on May 06, 2011, 02:52:51 PM
96 bottles of bear on the wall
96 bottles of bear
Take one down
Pass it around:

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/bearbottle.jpg)

95 bottles of bear on the wall.


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 06, 2011, 03:12:19 PM
(http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/c3/a/AAAAAs9A9q4AAAAAAMOqFQ.png)
95 Bottles and deer, take on down pass it around
94 bottles and deer on the wall.

-Ed


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 06, 2011, 03:37:00 PM
And at this point, we take a pee break before continuing the song . . .


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Mr. DS on May 06, 2011, 04:51:38 PM
94 bottles of bear on the wall on the wall, 94 bottles of beer...up-chuck, bar one up, 95 bottles of beer on the wall
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/3205_-_Milano%2C_Duomo_-_Giorgio_Bonola_-_Miracolo_di_Marco_Spagnolo_%281681%29_-_Foto_Giovanni_Dall%27Orto%2C_6-Dec-2007-cropped.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2011, 05:19:42 PM
94 bottles of beer on the wall-94 bottles of beer-
leave the canoli-take the beer-
93 bottles of beer on the wall!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Ireland_Derry_Guinness2.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: indianasmith on May 06, 2011, 05:26:00 PM
93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer . . .


(Hmmm.  I don't drink.  How do I handle this?)

(FLASH OF INSPIRATION!!!!)

Take an Uzi and spray them all,
No more bottles of beer on the wall!!!! :teddyr:


(Did I mention that Carrie Nation was my great-grandma??)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2011, 05:39:49 PM
Ach!
92 bottles of beer un der vall
92 bottles of beer!
Take one down-and I will send you to der Russian Front!
91 bottles of beer on un der vall!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hofbrau.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 06, 2011, 05:47:31 PM
91 bottles of Tenafly Viper on the wall,
91 bottles of Tenafly Viper.
You take a chug, gag on your blood,
90 bottles of Tenafly Viper on the wall.
(http://www.sick-films.com/gallery2/d/3992-1/street-trash-16.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2011, 05:58:39 PM
Leave it to the Bad Movie Gang to warp a school bus song!  :cheers:


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 06, 2011, 09:25:48 PM
89 bottles of beer on the wall! 89 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of beer on the wall!

(http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/nm_charlie-sheen-drunk1.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: AndyC on May 07, 2011, 03:47:52 AM
88 bottles of beer on the wall
88 bottles of beer
Take one down and give it to the dog
87 bottles of beer on the wall
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_013Hosehead.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 07, 2011, 03:58:44 AM
87 bottles of beer on the wall
87 bottles of beer
Take on down, smash it on the ground
86 bottles of beer on the wall

(http://www.tipsbase.com/tip_images/0000/0160/BrokenBeerBottle.jpg?1221959860)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2011, 06:31:15 AM
That's alchohol abuse,Circus!

86 bottles of beer on the wall 80-sex bottles of beeeeer....!
I cant get laid-so I'll get smashed-
85 bottles of beer!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/RussianBeerCan.jpg)

(wow...someone had waaay to much time one their hands!  :bouncegiggle:)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2011, 06:42:09 AM
88 bottles of beer on the wall
88 bottles of beer
Take one down and give it to the dog
87 bottles of beer on the wall
([url]http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_013Hosehead.jpg[/url])


the dog's name is Hose head!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Gotta love dem Canadians,ay? We here in Michigan got our own version-called yoopers.
Karma!!!!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 07, 2011, 10:04:11 AM
85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer.
Take 5 down, give them to this clown

(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/korean-beer-bottles.jpg)

80 bottles of beer on the wall.



Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: El Misfit on May 07, 2011, 10:46:45 AM
80 bottles of beer on the wall
80 bottles of beer
take two downer, give them to homer
(http://www.republicofcode.com/tutorials/photoshop/homer/sample.jpg)
78 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 07, 2011, 08:26:15 PM
Um, shouldn't this be 83?
83 bottles of beer on the wall.
83 bottles of beer.
Take one down, ride a tricycle around,
82 bottles of beer on the wall.
(http://www.luminomagazine.com/mw/storyimages/346_wide.jpg)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/vlcsnap-2011-05-07-18h21m17s6.png)
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/vlcsnap-2011-05-07-18h20m53s19.png)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2011, 08:37:25 PM
82 botttles of beer on the wall-
82 bottles of beer-
Just a pinpoint-in a flower-
or perhaps- a glass of beer?
81 bottles of beer....!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/5ql8c0ota51i5ila.jpg)I never drink...wine.


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 07, 2011, 08:44:47 PM
81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer,
Ron'd leavem be, I could take three,
78 bottles of beer on the wall. 
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/nicecatchp1.gif)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer,
Ron'd leavem be, I could take three,
78 bottles of beer on the wall. 
([url]http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/nicecatchp1.gif[/url])

Ouch! Dam! Ouch!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Doggett on May 07, 2011, 09:05:02 PM
78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer,
I took three, they're for Sister Grace you see,
75 bottles of beer on the wall.


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: El Misfit on May 07, 2011, 09:38:45 PM
75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer.
moved one over, got a root beer
still 75 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2011, 11:19:21 PM
75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer.
moved one over, got a root beer
still 75 bottles of beer on the wall

Step aside son and let a real drunk tell ya how it's done-

75 bottles of beer on the wall
75 bottles of beer
Wake up the next morning next to a dog ugly woman you met at the bar
74 bottles of beer.


(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/drink_4-1.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 08, 2011, 04:06:19 AM
74 bottles of beer on the wall
74 bottles of beer
I'll take four, me n' RC want some more!
70 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: AndyC on May 08, 2011, 06:12:36 AM
70 bottles of beer on the wall
70 bottles of beer
We got a thirst, who'll finish first?
68 bottles of beer on the wall
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_012MoranisThomas.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: MrMari on May 09, 2011, 09:13:54 PM
68 bottle of beer on the wall
68 bottles of beer
when you're threw, you got that "ooooooooooooooo"
67 bottles of beer on the wall

(http://nodeli.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/anaconda-malt-liquor.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 10, 2011, 02:18:19 PM
67 bottles of Howard Hughes' pee on the wall
67 bottles of Howard Hughes' pee.
You take one down, pass it around
66 bottles of Howard Hughes' pee on the wall.
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40121000/jpg/_40121406_aviator203.jpg)
(http://www.theoffside.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/urine-bottle.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: AndyC on May 10, 2011, 08:50:57 PM
66 bottles of beer on the wall
66 bottles of beer
No thanks, eh. I've had enough
Still 66 bottles of beer on the wall
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_063MoranisThomas.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 11, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
66 bottles of beer on the wall
66 bottles of beer
Motley Crue will sink a few
56 bottles of beer on the wall

(http://data.whicdn.com/images/4704319/tumblr_lb6ht88daC1qe88pco1_500_thumb.jpg?1288568359)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 11, 2011, 08:16:26 PM
56 bottles of beer on the wall,
56 bottles of beer,
I knocked three down, spilled o'er the ground
53 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: AndyC on May 12, 2011, 07:35:11 AM
53 bottles of beer on the wall
53 bottles of beer
One for Orville and one for Clyde
51 bottles of beer on the wall
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_McI_KJIXOq0/THNsn0ouYRI/AAAAAAAAH1w/k-CMXQKR2uM/s1600/AnyWhich11.bmp)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Trevor on May 12, 2011, 08:04:09 AM
53 bottles of beer on the wall
53 bottles of beer
One for Orville and one for Clyde
51 bottles of beer on the wall
([url]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_McI_KJIXOq0/THNsn0ouYRI/AAAAAAAAH1w/k-CMXQKR2uM/s1600/AnyWhich11.bmp[/url])


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
This South African doesn't drink alcohol at all  :drink:
51 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: AndyC on May 12, 2011, 09:17:23 AM
51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
Someone walked in the door, with another two-four
75 bottles of beer on the wall
(http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/labatt-blue-24.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 12, 2011, 10:44:30 AM
51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
Someone walked in the door, with another two-four
75 bottles of beer on the wall
([url]http://www.canadiandesignresource.ca/officialgallery/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/labatt-blue-24.jpg[/url])


Oh, damn.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 12, 2011, 02:03:44 PM
75 bottles of Bayer on the wall,
75 bottles of Bayer.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
74 bottles of Bayer on the wall.
...what the hell are they doing on the wall?  Did some weirdo GLUE them there?
(http://www.coupondad.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Bayer_Aspirin.jpg)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 14, 2011, 05:49:00 PM
74 bottles of vodka on the wall
74 bottles of vodka
I took a few down, but Chris Holmes came round...

(http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/heavy%20metal%20pool.jpeg)

44 bottles of vodka on the wall!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 15, 2011, 05:27:13 PM
44 bottles of wine on the wall,
44 bottles of wine..
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/my_dinner_with_itchy.jpg)
You chug one down and scream "AAAHHH!!!  WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY BODY!!!"
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/vlcsnap-2011-05-15-15h18m32s251.png)
43 bottles of acid-wine on the wall.
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/vlcsnap-2011-05-15-15h18m50s226.png)


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 18, 2011, 09:20:23 PM
42 bottle of beer on the wall! 42 bottles of beer!
Give 5 to Sheen he'll drink them clean!
(http://onstartups.com/Portals/150/images/charlie-sheen-winning-resized-600.jpg)

37 bottles of beer on the wall!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 20, 2011, 07:17:10 PM
37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer...
I swung a baseball bat,
That was the end of that,
ZERO bottles of beer on the wall.


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: AndyC on May 20, 2011, 10:49:49 PM
37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer...
I swung a baseball bat,
That was the end of that,
ZERO bottles of beer on the wall.


OK boys, wheel 'em in.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3233/2870328497_106167dd8e_z.jpg)
99 kegs of beer on the wall
99 kegs of beer
Beat them and whack them
But you'll never crack them
99 kegs of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 20, 2011, 11:31:07 PM
99 kegs of beer on the warehouse wall
99 kegs of beer..
MEIN GOTT!  IT'S FORKLIFT DRIVER KLAUS!!!
(http://www.fcms.ca/images/7e_edition/forklift_driver_klaus.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2010/08/forklift-driver-klaus081110.jpg)
Well, he killed off all his coworkers, but at least he missed the beer.  Still 99 kegs.


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: MrMari on May 20, 2011, 11:56:26 PM
99 kegs of beer on the wall
99 kegs of beer
with Lavern and Shirl
(http://www.yankeepotroast.org/image/laverneshirley.jpg)
the bottles will whirl
99 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 25, 2011, 09:21:55 AM
99 bottles of beer on the wall!
99 bottles of beer!
I just learned there's a new movie coming out by the "Disaster Movie" guys.
90 bottles of beer on the wall!


Title: Re: 100 bottles of beer on the wall...
Post by: retrorussell on May 25, 2011, 01:55:34 PM
90 bottles of vodka on the wall,
90 bottles of vodka.
If one of those bottles should happen to fall..
Ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjOvI0TOx98
0 bottles of vodka on the wall.