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Title: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: Olivia Bauer on May 20, 2011, 08:25:28 AM "You're not a human! You're just a b***hy trampoline!"
-Rose to Lady Cassandra (Doctor Who) Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: AndyC on May 20, 2011, 08:43:49 AM "You two donkey-d!cks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
- The very quotable Chet Donnelly, from Weird Science Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: ghouck on May 20, 2011, 11:32:11 AM "if you could or would for one brief moment shut that vast resounding chasm of a mouth I should be grateful madam"
-Vinceint Price, The comedy of Terror (The scene at the dinner table is full of great insults) Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 20, 2011, 03:52:41 PM From the little known and much missed Shadow warrior PC game.
You move like a pregnant yak. You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear. Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: flackbait on May 21, 2011, 11:18:02 AM "Men, Would you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?"
"Yeah a river!" Benny hill show Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: indianasmith on May 21, 2011, 11:19:59 AM No put down in history has quite the same sting as:
"I'd rather kiss a Wookie!!" from THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: Raffine on May 21, 2011, 02:29:48 PM No put down in history has quite the same sting as: "I'd rather kiss a Wookie!!" from THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. And it had the perfect comeback: "That can be arranged!" Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: bob on May 22, 2011, 05:24:23 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhDZN0RFjw
Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: AndyC on May 22, 2011, 08:02:46 AM "Men, Would you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?" "Yeah a river!" Benny hill show Or Benny's "George and Dragon" sketch, which was loaded with insults, mostly directed at Rita Webb, as the homely medieval barmaid at the George and Dragon Inn. Benny: "I say, is George in?" Rita: I'll be going off soon. Benny: You've been going off for years. Pretty barmaid: Don't talk to her like that, she's a real treasure. Benny: What did you have to go and dig her up for? Rita: Beauty's only skin deep. Benny: You was born inside-out, weren't you. Rita: We're all sisters under the skin. Benny: Well get back under your skin and send your sister out. Rita: I've never been so insulted in all my life. Benny: You must have been. Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: ghouck on May 25, 2011, 03:51:04 PM "You're really mean with money, you're a tremendous physical coward. You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and four people committed suicide. Your middle name is Judas but tell everyone it's Johnathan. You sign all your official letters "A.J.Rimmer B.S.C.", and B.S.C. stands for 'bronze swimming certificate'. You're a cheating, weaselly, low-life, scum-bucket, with all the charm and social grace of a pubic louse"
Lister to Rimmer, Red Dwarf Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: El Misfit on May 25, 2011, 03:54:09 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sadRv-xyVYk
Title: Re: Best Insults in Movie/Game/TV History! Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on May 25, 2011, 04:44:50 PM "Men, Would you like to see your wife in something long and flowing?" "Yeah a river!" Benny hill show I seem to remember another Benny Hill show where he was sitting down on couch talking to the audience in a Jewish accent, complaining about his wife: He said "My wife says I'm going to drive her to her grave, so I got the car warmed up and ready to go in 2 minutes"! :bouncegiggle: Fun show! |