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Title: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 25, 2011, 07:00:31 PM
"In his new book Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities, Cardiff University historian Jan Bondeson mines obscure German periodicals to reveal the Nazis' failed attempt to breed an army of educated dogs that could read, write and talk."

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/25/how-nazi-scientsts-tried-to-create-an-army-of-talking-dogs/#ixzz1NPb4yjVV

I'm sure all you wags will be chiming in with your dog puns.


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: ghouck on May 25, 2011, 08:08:25 PM
That would be the cat's meow.


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: El Misfit on May 26, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
guess they had thought that they had wolfed down their plans.


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Trevor on May 26, 2011, 02:00:25 AM
"In his new book Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities, Cardiff University historian Jan Bondeson mines obscure German periodicals to reveal the Nazis' failed attempt to breed an army of educated dogs that could read, write and talk."

Yo dawg, wazzup with dat?  :wink:


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: AndyC on May 27, 2011, 08:09:21 AM
Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.eversostrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/collie-dog-russian-cyborg.jpg)


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Flick James on May 27, 2011, 12:45:25 PM
Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. :bouncegiggle:
([url]http://www.eversostrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/collie-dog-russian-cyborg.jpg[/url])


It's a good thing they weren't allies, because then that would open the door to educated dogs that could read, write, and talk, AND the added thread of cyborg strength.

 :buggedout:


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on May 27, 2011, 01:09:28 PM
Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. :bouncegiggle:
([url]http://www.eversostrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/collie-dog-russian-cyborg.jpg[/url])


Hmm...looks like this was the lost plan for one of the cybernetic creatures in one of the Wolfenstein games  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: El Misfit on May 29, 2011, 09:33:57 PM
Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. :bouncegiggle:
([url]http://www.eversostrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/collie-dog-russian-cyborg.jpg[/url])

now that's just barking up the wrong tree, mate.


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Criswell on May 30, 2011, 01:35:50 AM
Sounds like the scientists were just chasing cars with this one.


(I can't be the only person on badmovies.org of all places that thinks this would make a awesome movie)


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on May 30, 2011, 07:10:12 PM
I think Rev was just throwing you guys a bone on this one. 
-Ed


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 30, 2011, 07:24:43 PM
This thread's goin' to the dogs.   :lookingup:


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2011, 07:49:11 PM
You guys are being a little ruff, don't you think?

P.S. Criswell, I agree that the idea of talking Nazi dogs could be adapted into a decent b-movie.


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: venomx on May 30, 2011, 08:12:03 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2e4g3gk.jpg)

Myuni Hausen: Yessss, Yes! Soon... very soon I will have race of super talking dogs ready to fight!


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: AndyC on May 30, 2011, 09:29:56 PM
([url]http://i52.tinypic.com/2e4g3gk.jpg[/url])

Myuni Hausen: Yessss, Yes! Soon... very soon I will have race of super talking dogs ready to fight!

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Strangely enough, creating a race of talking dogs also involves building a gigantic raping machine. It's his solution to everything.


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: Raffine on May 30, 2011, 10:00:00 PM
Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. :bouncegiggle:
([url]http://www.eversostrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/collie-dog-russian-cyborg.jpg[/url])


"Rall rour rases rar berong to rus!"


Title: Re: Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs
Post by: AndyC on May 30, 2011, 10:28:41 PM
Well, Hitler was a dog person. Loved his Alsatian, Blondi.
The question on my mind is whether the intelligent German dogs could stand up to the cyborg Collie the Russians were working on. :bouncegiggle:
([url]http://www.eversostrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/collie-dog-russian-cyborg.jpg[/url])


"Rall rour rases rar berong to rus!"


What I find most interesting about that is that somebody (even hypothetically) thought it would be a good idea to give that body to a creature known for chasing cars, chewing on important items, stealing food, making messes, jumping on people and taking an aggressive interest in your crotch.

Unless the idea is to enable Lassie to get Timmy out of virtually any trouble all by herself. Then it kind of makes sense.