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Title: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 05:53:24 PM
Starting 6:00 PM (CST), 6/3/2011


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:00:34 PM
IT'S SHOW TIME!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:01:56 PM
0 min - I hate long credits...


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:02:51 PM
1 min - Put these names at the END of the damned film!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:04:13 PM
2 min - "Our true origins are unknown."

Yeah they seem to have retconed this movie to get rid of Zeist. Smart move.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:06:43 PM
3 min - Who wrote Conner McLeod's dialouge? He seems to have ADD. Just inviting Duncan somewhere then running an errand and not knowing why. I guess McLeod is aging after all! He's going senile!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:08:39 PM
6 min - The sepia tone effect brought to you buy Windows Movie Maker


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:10:49 PM
7 min - It's Jesus! Wait, no. That's Connor? Why does he have such a clean long beard?


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:12:06 PM
9 min - Even the horse is disgusted by that romantic scene.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:13:54 PM
10 min - She's a little too young looking to be his Mother. Maybe it's an ancient Scotish secret.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:16:33 PM
13 min - "Black powder. It will ease your suffering."

Or blow you up. I do not want to be the poor bastard who has to clean up Connor's Mom after this.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:19:13 PM
15 min - Running at Connor like that with your arms stretched out and screaming is not going to help kill him! Of course he shanked you first you, dingbat!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:20:19 PM
17 min - Ah! It's the most terrifying motorcycle gang of all time! "The bikers who wear silly hats"!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:21:04 PM
18 min - No! You can't do that! I don't care WHO you are!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:23:06 PM
19 min - NOW he loses?! The f**k?! He just kicked the s**t out of everyone in a way that gives Chuck Norris penis envy but he does a "Come at me bro!" pose and gets owned by a random monk with a shotgun! That just makes no sense!


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:24:59 PM
21 min - It's like Cypher betrayal in Matrix! Except we grew emotionally attached to the guys who died there! So that was just pointless random character slaughter.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:29:34 PM
26 min - That scroll looks like it was bought at party city.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:31:21 PM
"Cucoo!"

Huh, what? Why did he say...? Gah, screw it.


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:35:04 PM
Technical Difficulty: My PS3 is crapping out. Give me a minute here...


Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:41:55 PM
CRITICAL ERROR: f**k! Yeah I'm going to have to put off this review for a while. The Internet hates me.