Title: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 05:53:24 PM Starting 6:00 PM (CST), 6/3/2011
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:00:34 PM IT'S SHOW TIME!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:01:56 PM 0 min - I hate long credits...
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:02:51 PM 1 min - Put these names at the END of the damned film!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:04:13 PM 2 min - "Our true origins are unknown."
Yeah they seem to have retconed this movie to get rid of Zeist. Smart move. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:06:43 PM 3 min - Who wrote Conner McLeod's dialouge? He seems to have ADD. Just inviting Duncan somewhere then running an errand and not knowing why. I guess McLeod is aging after all! He's going senile!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:08:39 PM 6 min - The sepia tone effect brought to you buy Windows Movie Maker
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:10:49 PM 7 min - It's Jesus! Wait, no. That's Connor? Why does he have such a clean long beard?
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:12:06 PM 9 min - Even the horse is disgusted by that romantic scene.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:13:54 PM 10 min - She's a little too young looking to be his Mother. Maybe it's an ancient Scotish secret.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:16:33 PM 13 min - "Black powder. It will ease your suffering."
Or blow you up. I do not want to be the poor bastard who has to clean up Connor's Mom after this. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:19:13 PM 15 min - Running at Connor like that with your arms stretched out and screaming is not going to help kill him! Of course he shanked you first you, dingbat!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:20:19 PM 17 min - Ah! It's the most terrifying motorcycle gang of all time! "The bikers who wear silly hats"!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:21:04 PM 18 min - No! You can't do that! I don't care WHO you are!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:23:06 PM 19 min - NOW he loses?! The f**k?! He just kicked the s**t out of everyone in a way that gives Chuck Norris penis envy but he does a "Come at me bro!" pose and gets owned by a random monk with a shotgun! That just makes no sense!
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:24:59 PM 21 min - It's like Cypher betrayal in Matrix! Except we grew emotionally attached to the guys who died there! So that was just pointless random character slaughter.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:29:34 PM 26 min - That scroll looks like it was bought at party city.
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:31:21 PM "Cucoo!"
Huh, what? Why did he say...? Gah, screw it. Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:35:04 PM Technical Difficulty: My PS3 is crapping out. Give me a minute here...
Title: Re: A.J. Bauer Reviews: HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME Post by: Olivia Bauer on June 03, 2011, 06:41:55 PM CRITICAL ERROR: f**k! Yeah I'm going to have to put off this review for a while. The Internet hates me.
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