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Title: Horatio Caine One Liners Thread Post by: Mr. DS on June 20, 2011, 11:17:19 AM For those who have watched CSI Miami, you are all too familiar with Horatio Caine's opening one liners. I figure we could have a thread dedicated to ones that are either made up or real. Like this one I saw on a youtube comment:
Officer: "The suspect died at McDonald's..." Caine: "Yes he didn't seem to have..." (puts on glasses, looks off into the distance dramatically) "A Happy Meal..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs Title: Re: Horatio Caine One Liners Thread Post by: Mr. DS on June 20, 2011, 11:28:23 AM Officer: "The guy died of an apparent heart attack while picking apples..."
Caine: "Well apparently an apple a day..." (puts on glasses, looks off into the distance dramatically) "Doesn't keep the mortician away..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs Title: Re: Horatio Caine One Liners Thread Post by: Trevor on June 21, 2011, 06:30:25 AM Officer [standing over a hideously sprawled corpse with its' undies around its' ankles] "This guy was getting dressed, ran to the toilet, was tripped up by his undies and then fell."
Horatio Kane: "Looks to me like Trevor was [puts on sunglasses] left skidmarks by the toilet door and was caught short....." :wink: Title: Re: Horatio Caine One Liners Thread Post by: Mr. DS on June 21, 2011, 07:09:01 AM Officer: "The victim was murdered while watching Manos Hands Of Fate"
Caine: "It looks like there was no lesson learned...(puts on glasses) from this bad movie." Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Title: Re: Horatio Caine One Liners Thread Post by: Doggett on August 01, 2011, 06:37:09 AM Officer: It looked like he drowned in the bath
Caine: Rub-a-dub-dub...(puts on glasses)...Dead guy in a tub Title: Re: Horatio Caine One Liners Thread Post by: Mr. DS on August 01, 2011, 08:27:14 AM Officer: "The victim died at Taco Bell..."
Caine: "And it seems that the murderer (glasses)...ran for the border..." YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! |