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Title: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: sprite75 on June 22, 2011, 10:43:01 PM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110522033150/starwars/images/c/c8/JarJarTongue-BlastOff.jpg)

Jar Jar shows why there are always so many women lined up outside his offices all the time.


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: El Misfit on June 23, 2011, 10:33:36 AM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110522033150/starwars/images/c/c8/JarJarTongue-BlastOff.jpg)
Mommy, mommy, can I have this Foot Roll up?

Me tongue es no "Foot Roll Up"!


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: Mr. DS on June 23, 2011, 01:23:48 PM
"Next up on the Star Wars auction block, this one of a kind still frame of Jar Jar Binks.  We'll start the bidding at $200.  $200?  Um, ok...how about $100 who will give me $100?  Eh...$50?  $25?"


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: JayJayM12 on June 28, 2011, 02:26:34 PM
Sure ladies, he may be missing a finger, but I mean, come on...


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 28, 2011, 05:54:55 PM
Jar Jar responds to his critics just like George Lucas does...


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: sprite75 on June 28, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
Why was Jar-Jar really kicked out of Otoh Gunga?  It was not for being clumsy as he would often claim.  It was due to that unfortunate time when Jar-Jar was discovered to be using that tongue on himself.


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: SPazzo on June 28, 2011, 07:59:38 PM
Little did any of the other character's realize, but Jar Jar's tongue is actually an alien life form slowly sucking all the drama and seriousness out of the prequels.


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 28, 2011, 08:01:36 PM
That was Jar Jar's pose seconds before he was frozen in carbonite......FOR GOOD!


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: Hammock Rider on June 29, 2011, 09:37:30 AM
 (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110522033150/starwars/images/c/c8/JarJarTongue-BlastOff.jpg)


  Hey Nerd Boys, I made it through the whole series unscathed! As a matter of fact I was promoted to Senator! Nyaaaaaahh!!!


Title: Re: Jar Jar shows why
Post by: AndyC on July 12, 2011, 10:29:28 AM
"Fetch me my weed eater, Ma! I gots me a pesky horse frog out here."