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Title: Yes I'm Still Calliou!
Post by: Mr. DS on July 01, 2011, 09:35:11 PM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/calliou2.jpg)
"So Calliou this is where we'll keep mommy and your sister for awhile until they turn into bones!"
"Wow daddy, can I show my friends?"
"You dumb little fuc...um...er...ha ha, no Calliou, its our secret!"


Title: Re: Yes I'm Still Calliou!
Post by: sprite75 on July 02, 2011, 09:02:02 AM
Calliou: How did you get such a neat compost bin daddy?

Boris: Mr. Henderson who owns the hardware store down the street sent your mother some special pictures of himself.  I told him that either he take care of us or I'd go to the police, and ever since then we've been getting stuff for free from him.


Title: Re: Yes I'm Still Calliou!
Post by: El Misfit on July 02, 2011, 10:43:31 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/calliou2.jpg)
See this? This is where your Mother and the next door neighbor had sex before I blasted them with the B.A.R. daddy got from the war.


Title: Re: Yes I'm Still Calliou!
Post by: claws on July 02, 2011, 11:16:39 AM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/calliou2.jpg)

It puts the lotion in the sack or else it sleeps in the compost bin again.


Title: Re: Yes I'm Still Calliou!
Post by: sprite75 on July 02, 2011, 10:16:30 PM
Let me show you daddy's special technique for making meth!


Title: Re: Yes I'm Still Calliou!
Post by: AndyC on July 06, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
"The internet says sleeping on a pillow case full of compost might make you grow hair."