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Title: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 13, 2011, 02:25:04 PM http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story (http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-wife-cuts-off-penis-garbage-disposal,0,2758761.story)
The garbage disposal was a nice touch Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: AndyC on July 13, 2011, 02:57:11 PM The garbage disposal was a nice touch Yep, thanks to John Wayne Bobbitt, insane women now realize you can sew those things back on and become moderately famous. I wonder what qualifies as "good spirits" in this case. He's stopped begging for death and now just sobs quietly? Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: El Misfit on July 18, 2011, 06:00:40 PM I believe this story to be a somewhat case of S&M.... :buggedout:
Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 22, 2011, 03:18:23 PM A follow up article, with some excellent out of context quotes:
http://news.yahoo.com/arraignment-delayed-calif-severed-penis-case-190353982.html 1) Frank Bittar, Kieu's attorney, declined to comment on the allegations, except to say "there's a lot there, to the case — more than meets the eye." Well There WAS 2) Authorities say they believe Kieu spiked her 60-year-old husband's tofu dinner July 11. See, she just didn't like meat at all. Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: Criswell on July 22, 2011, 09:27:48 PM I'm guessing the couple severed ties with each other after this.
Seriously! where is everyone. This story needs puns! Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: El Misfit on July 22, 2011, 11:09:15 PM I'm guessing the couple severed ties with each other after this. Seriously! where is everyone. This story needs puns! Fine- This story is one cocked up one. Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: Jack on July 23, 2011, 07:07:51 AM Well if you can remain in good spirits after that, I guess there's not much that can ruin your day.
Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: Psycho Circus on July 23, 2011, 08:41:33 AM That's taking "hide the salami" a bit too far... :buggedout:
Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: indianasmith on July 23, 2011, 10:24:06 AM That headline is just WRONG!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:
Title: Re: Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on July 24, 2011, 01:32:00 PM That headline is just WRONG!!!!!!!!! :buggedout: You'd have to be drinking u[ some REALLY good spirits to be in good spirit after something like this.... :buggedout: |