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Title: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 18, 2011, 06:25:57 PM The other day I was wondering how certain films might be re-named if the world is forced to go 100% PC (which let's face it is not such an absurd prediction)
this one came to mind: The Good, The Bad, And The Aesthetically Challenged :teddyr: feel free to add on any more... Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: RCMerchant on July 18, 2011, 06:27:37 PM the LEGEND OF HECK HOUSE
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 18, 2011, 06:30:07 PM Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: LilCerberus on July 18, 2011, 06:42:17 PM The Grossly Misunderstood, Emotionally Unbalanced Explosives Enthusiast Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Raffine on July 18, 2011, 07:18:56 PM AFRICAN AMERICANULA Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Criswell on July 18, 2011, 07:32:00 PM The terror of little people town.
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 18, 2011, 07:55:34 PM Three People And A Little Person
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: LilCerberus on July 18, 2011, 08:41:02 PM Dwelling of Inconvenience and Discomfort Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: LilCerberus on July 18, 2011, 08:43:32 PM The Unpleasantness Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: WingedSerpent on July 18, 2011, 09:26:52 PM Vertically Challenged Shop of Unpleastness. Negoitate peacefully with creatures of different origins. The Mothman Prophesis The Moth Person Non-denominational text. Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Vik on July 19, 2011, 02:57:23 AM Boss African American
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: crackers on July 19, 2011, 04:01:01 AM Different People. Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: RCMerchant on July 19, 2011, 04:05:31 AM .CHILDREN of the DAGNABBIT
.FRANKENSTIEN'S CASTLE OF THE PHYSICALLY CHALLANGED .EMOTIONALLY HANDICAPPED MAX .HEMAGLOBIN SPECIAL PERSON (that's BLOOD FREAK) Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: quabrot on July 19, 2011, 05:32:53 AM My favorite is always the Fred Williamson Western, Boss.
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Mr. DS on July 19, 2011, 06:33:41 AM Evening Of The Ambulating Deceased (NOTLD)
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 19, 2011, 06:34:22 AM Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flick James on July 19, 2011, 08:10:02 AM African-American-ula
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flangepart on July 19, 2011, 08:31:25 AM GODZILLA ROYALTY OF THE SOCIALLY UNACCEPTED.
UNPLEASENT PERSONIFICATION OF A MAJOR CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY. INDIANA JONES AND THE TERMINALLY LETHAL HOUSE OF WORSHIP. UNPLANNED TERRAIN OCCUPATION BY THE NON-ATMOSPHERE POST-LIVING HUMANOIDS. THE SATANIC INSERTION OF MS. JONES. THE EXTREMELY PLATONIC BRUINS MOVIE. Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: The Burgomaster on July 19, 2011, 11:35:11 AM * DISPLACED PERSON WITH A SHOTGUN
* ZORRO, THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BLADE Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Skull on July 19, 2011, 12:57:36 PM * DISPLACED PERSON WITH A * ZORRO, THE ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BLADE Actually: Displaced Person with a Manually Operated Burglar Deterrent Device. Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 20, 2011, 12:31:45 AM Joan Collins Is... The Female Dog
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Raffine on July 20, 2011, 07:13:35 AM FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MEDICAL ANOMALY FROM H-E-DOUBLE TOOTH PICKS
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flangepart on July 20, 2011, 08:39:23 AM THE DEBILITATED PLANT GERMINATION DEVICE.
THE UNEXPECTEDLY LARGE AVIAN PEDAL EXTREMITY. ARACHNID OFFSPRING. THE SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED NOT LIVING. THE NOCTURNAL TIME PERIOD OF THE LIVING IMPAIRED. THE STARTING OF THE CONCLUSION. Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: InformationGeek on July 21, 2011, 10:05:08 PM Oh! Let's have some fun.
Dishonorable Jerks Quiet Time for the Wooly Animals The Unjust Thieves of the Lost Jewish/Christian Artifact The Use of the Foot to the Derrière Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: TheDope on July 21, 2011, 10:16:20 PM African-American Non-Angelic Doll from Heck
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 22, 2011, 05:13:37 AM Quiet Time for the Wooly Animals how is 'Silence Of The Lambs' politically incorrect?! still made me laugh though :teddyr: Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flick James on July 22, 2011, 08:36:33 AM Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump.
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on July 22, 2011, 09:42:11 AM Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump. Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged great minds like a think :teddyr: Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Criswell on July 22, 2011, 01:34:04 PM I put flowers on your grave!
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on July 24, 2011, 08:19:44 PM THE NOCTURNAL TIME PERIOD OF THE LIVING IMPAIRED. Haha, that's Night Of The Living Dead, isn't it? :bouncegiggle: How about it's sequels, The Morning Sun Of The Death Gifted and the final film, The Mid-Day Of Those Denied Life? :teddyr: Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: El Misfit on July 25, 2011, 05:23:35 PM Cowboys, a girl, and People From Another Planet. :teddyr: Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Rev. Powell on July 25, 2011, 05:34:21 PM Cowboys, a girl, and People From Another Planet. :teddyr: Or, COWPERSONS AND UNDOCUMENTED LIFEFORMS Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: InformationGeek on July 25, 2011, 05:46:50 PM Cowboys, a girl, and People From Another Planet. :teddyr: Or, COWPERSONS AND UNDOCUMENTED LIFEFORMS I prefer: Farm Animal People and the Questionable Immigrants From Space Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2011, 08:58:07 PM Earth Girls Are Promiscuous
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flick James on July 26, 2011, 09:04:38 PM Towelhead (2007) --- Linencranium?
:lookingup: Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flick James on July 26, 2011, 09:08:17 PM The Losers (2010) could be:
The Uniquely Fortuned Individuals With Alternative Career Paths Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Flick James on July 26, 2011, 09:15:58 PM Ground Murdered Animal Flesh Hill
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Rev. Powell on July 26, 2011, 10:02:40 PM Earth Girls Are Promiscuous Earth WOMEN are Promiscuous, and don't you forget it! Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Doggett on July 26, 2011, 10:52:52 PM Dwelling of the Passed on
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: 66Crush on September 14, 2011, 11:35:43 PM Black X-mas- Kwanza
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: indianasmith on September 15, 2011, 06:09:19 AM Earth Girls Are Promiscuous Earth WOMEN are Promiscuous, and don't you forget it! I'm sure you actually meant to say "womyn", so I won't sue this time. Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: benjamindlevin on September 15, 2011, 07:29:33 AM The Legend of *African-American Productive Member of Society* Charley (1972) starring Fred Williamson
Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Olivia Bauer on September 15, 2011, 08:48:14 AM Cowboy Killer - Rural American Murderer
Kick-Ass - Kick-Butt Jason Goes To Hell - Jason Goes To Heck Speed - Amphetamine ....Wait... That's wrong isn't it? Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Ted C on September 15, 2011, 09:31:53 AM Some people seem to be taking this exercise to ridiculous extremes. You only need to change out the words that are politically incorrect.
That said... "European-Americans Can't Jump" "Village of the Religious Outcasts" Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on September 15, 2011, 04:14:46 PM "European-Americans Can't Jump" Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump. Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged so...any more different ways of putting this one? :teddyr: Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Ted C on September 16, 2011, 09:32:23 AM For some that run with a theme...
Undocumented Immigrant Undocumented Immigrants Undocumented Immigrant 3 Undocumented Immigrant: Resurrection Undocumented Immigrant vs Predator (or would "Ritual Hunter" be more PC?) Cowboys and Undocumented Immigrants Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: Rev. Powell on September 16, 2011, 11:44:50 AM "European-Americans Can't Jump" Eurocentric Persons Carrying the XY Chromosome Find it Difficult to Jump. Caucasian Males Are Aerobically Challenged so...any more different ways of putting this one? :teddyr: Low Melanin Levels in Males Is Statistically Correlated to Diminished Verticality Title: Re: politically correct movie titles Post by: zombie no.one on September 16, 2011, 02:18:51 PM Low Melanin Levels in Males Is Statistically Correlated to Diminished Verticality sounds like fun for all the family right there. :thumbup: |