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Title: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Mr. DS on July 19, 2011, 10:24:17 PM
I think he shot his wad on this idea

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43755236/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/new-mexico-man-indicted-semen-tainted-yogurt-case/


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Criswell on July 19, 2011, 10:40:07 PM
I don't think they should come to conclusions so early just based on DNA alone.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Mr. DS on July 19, 2011, 11:20:22 PM
I don't think they should come to conclusions so early just based on DNA alone.
Why would you go and spurt out something like that.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Criswell on July 19, 2011, 11:57:47 PM
I don't think they should come to conclusions so early just based on DNA alone.
Why would you go and spurt out something like that.
I don't know, It just came to my mind all of a sudden.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: El Misfit on July 20, 2011, 12:04:01 AM
Come one guys, act Grown Up.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Mr. DS on July 20, 2011, 06:40:11 AM
I'm not going to act grown up while you guys act like jerk offs


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 20, 2011, 01:52:31 PM
And when asked if it was Organic, he could safely say,  "Almost"



Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Flick James on July 20, 2011, 03:08:32 PM
Looks like he ejactulated some semen.

Oh, I'm not good at this pun stuff.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: El Misfit on July 20, 2011, 03:18:08 PM
Looks like he ejactulated some semen.

Oh, I'm not good at this pun stuff.
Better start coming up with some.  :tongueout:


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 20, 2011, 03:22:22 PM
Why are you guys all focusing on the semen side of this equation?  Don't you have any culture?


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Flick James on July 20, 2011, 03:41:29 PM
I don't always ejaculate into food, but when I do, I prefer yogurt.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Flick James on July 20, 2011, 03:51:44 PM
Okay. That went a bit far. Sorry everybody.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 20, 2011, 05:09:27 PM
terribly bad taste there.  the ability to pun comes in spurts.
-Ed

wow this is a less fertile field for punnery that one might think.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: AndyC on July 20, 2011, 05:46:00 PM
Come come now, let's be serious about this.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 20, 2011, 07:40:33 PM
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128829091338832270.jpg)


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Criswell on July 20, 2011, 08:45:08 PM
I think that we're Milking this story way too much.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: Mr. DS on July 21, 2011, 07:39:56 AM
I'm sorry for arousing people with this thread.


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: indianasmith on July 21, 2011, 07:45:56 AM
Come again?


Title: Re: New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case
Post by: AndyC on July 21, 2011, 08:19:04 AM
The story says the customer suspected the yogurt might really be a bodily fluid. What she actually said was "That's come! I'd know that taste anywhere!"  :teddyr: