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and we just baptized four new believers, a big deal for a small country church.  Life is good, I am spiritually happy, and I am about to stop at the local country store for a Dr. Pepper and then come home and soak up some A/C.

Right where the Farm to Market Road intersects the Interstate Service Road, there is a turnout where people frequently park their cars, or pull over to consult maps, or whatever.  There's a big old pickup truck with a hay trailer hitched to it pulled over there, nothing atypical about that - till I glanced at the cab as I drove by.  There was a couple in the driver's seat HAVING SEX!!!!

My reaction went through about three phases -
- first, a mild voyeuristic thrill.  Not something you see every day.
- second, from the more civilized part of my brain, a sense of outrage.  I mean, sex is a wonderful thing, but I am old school enough to believe it should be a PRIVATE thing, done in a place where you can reasonably expect no spectators.
- third, amusement.  Real people just look funny when they are making the beast with two backs.
- lastly, a sense of wonder.  I mean, how desperate do you have to be to have sex in a parked car, in August, in Texas, during a record heat wave, at 2 in the afternoon?

All in all, it was a pretty bizarre and amusing experience.

Oh, and after the fact, a bit of concern - assuming they left the car running and the A/C on (the only possible choice in this heat) - what if she hit the gear shift in her gyrations and they went rocketing out onto the highway?

Wow, really that story ran the whole gamut... Spiritual...new church members and whatnot, Personal... Dr. Pepper and family time, and the Carnal...yahoos knockin' boots (it was Texas) in the pickup.   All you didn't do was lay on the horn and add Farcial to the mix (for which they would thank you had they but known).  Really you had a full day and just drove home from church.  Thanks for sharing.
-Ed

I think people are in heat Thank you, thank you, I- hey, stop throwing tomatoes at me- ow!!!!

It's amazing how often this sort of thing occurs.  At the theater where I work we've made a hobby of patroling our parking lot and busting people who're fooling around.  Usually people are just making out which isn't a big deal-t's still kind of funny to give them a startle-but it's surprising how many people get it on.  I haven't been privy to any of these events, but plenty of coworkers and securty personal catch 'em.  I guess there's the element of thrill or whatever, but c'mon people, yuck!

Indy, at least you didn't hear things like "Oh, I love you, dear but [OW!] that isn't the handbrake!"  :buggedout: :wink:

For some people a good part of the thrill is doing it in a place where one can be caught.
Saw a video on some site, forget which one, in which people were having sex while driving a car.
Which is definitely going too far; you should be jailed for risking the lives of others that way.

But sex in a car in Texas, in August?  Bleh.   Sticky, sticky...   :bouncegiggle:

I personally always marvel where I find used condoms.  That includes tide pools, parking lots, forests, etc.

Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   :teddyr:

hah crazy story for sure, wow...I mean FOUR?  :teddyr:

And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him :tongueout:

GUILTY.  My first steady girlfriend and I had sex in my car several times per week.  We did it in the car mostly because we both still lived with our parents and it was too expensive to rent motel rooms all the time (which we did a few times per month).  We usually did it at night in the parking area at a local beach.  It was dark, there usually weren't many people walking by, and there were other cars parked there with people in them who I assume were also having sex.  So, not the most discrete circumstances, but at least it wasn't in the middle of the day in full view of other people.   

Ah getting hot and heavy.  Must have been a particularly boring sunday.

One wonders why they didn't go for a roll in the hay instead?

How funny would it have been if they had been two of the new church members?




Sorry, that was inappropriate.

yikes!

can't say as I've ever come across that

poor indy

'Cause the little bits get all...oh, nevermind!   :tongueout: :bouncegiggle:

Experience speaks louder than words...
 :thumbup:

I had a similar experience years ago, my friend and I were taking a late night walk to the local beer store and we passed a car parked on the street whose occupant was, shall we say, pleasuring himself. I don't know who looked more horrified, the guy in the car or us.

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

Quit snickering everybody   :hatred:

sorry, but that there, that line is Hilarious.

Standing next to one in line at the supermarket doesn't count Jack.

^ Oh jeez, it's gonna be a looooong week at Badmovies.org I see   :bouncegiggle:

Don't worry, I don't think Darksider has been with a woman then. :tongueout: :wink:

You didn't hang around to find out, didja?  :question:

Oh, and that is NOT a "similar experience".   :wink:

Well, SIMILAR maybe.  But not the same!!!

I remember years ago, I was going to play racquetball and every court already had a match in session, except one where a guy was swatting the ball around by himself.  I said "Want to play a set?"
He said "Sure, racquetball is just like sex.  It's more fun if you do it with someone else."




I left immediately. :buggedout:

^ Well the guy did have a point though.

Did you remember to get the Dr. Pepper?

Oh, sure Indy. He must have been propositioning you. You can be such an egomaniac sometimes.

 :wink:

So Indy is driving along and sees these two getting it on in the front seat of their vehicle?  Hmm...

Maybe it was a college professor thanking one of his students for the oppurtunity to serve on his staff..

(http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/81526100.gif)

Interesting photo....

 :bouncegiggle:   :bouncegiggle:        :bouncegiggle:          :bouncegiggle:                    :bouncegiggle:  

ZAP, you the man!  My li'l bit'o brilliant today.   :smile:  

So then, please explain picture...

Tell you what, when you answer the private question I put to you twice, then I'll explain that GIF..., or, try to.  The question was: who wrote to you that we should "grow the f*cK up" and that if "they" were a mod, the both of us would be out on our asses..."???   You did not answer my question.  PM me with an answer if you want my explanation but only if you answer the question.  Deal?   :thumbup: :smile:

With all due respect, and to be honest, I really can't answer that one, as that individual asked me not to "drag them into this".  It's not that they don't exist, it's that they want their privacy respected.  I hope you understand.  Thanks  :smile:

Whatever the photo means, no biggie.  But just to let you know that if it's one of those jokes,  I hate to disappoint you, because Umaril is for the ladies only.  :smile:

No need to be touchy.     I posted that GIF because I thought the combination of perplexity and focus was really funny, and was a better reaction to your horrid pun than anything I could write.

As with any joke, it dies upon explanation.   If someone felt the need to PM about this exchange -- well, I'd respectfully suggest a potion of gain maturity for that individual.   :teddyr:

Any PM was only between you and I, Zap.  The "other" matter has nothing to do with the GIF you posted, but was something asserted but not explained to me...  privately.   So, if someone wants an explanation I'm not inclined to give (like you wrote about jokes dying) I'd at least expect an explanation back if I offered any such explanation.   Capiche?

Please, gentlemen, could you avoid these controversial topics and stick to the matter at hand: sex in public places?

Indeed.

Or better yet, NOT having sex in public places! :teddyr:

"Splain, Lucy! 

A long time ago my mother rented an apartment in a nice garden apartment in Morristown, NJ.  This younger couple moved in upstairs after a few years.  Their bedroom was right over my mother's, and even I heard them those nights I'd sleep on Mom's couch in the living room... First, the creaking of their bed would start, ernt ernt ernt ernt ernt, then, faster... ernternternternternternternternternternt... and the woman up there would start: oh!oh!oh! ...and my mother got tired of it, night after night, embarrassed and annoyed, and Mom started to keep her BROOM by her bedside and would grab the broom and knock on the ceiling... knock knock knock... !!!  Met by stunning silence... then the saddest... most pathetic... suh-LOW creak: ...uhuhuh e-r-n-t ...uh-e-r-n-t ...uh-e-r-n-t ...uh-e-r-n-t...  :bouncegiggle:  Mean old witch!!!  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: