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Title: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: Psycho Circus on September 14, 2011, 01:50:31 PM http://www.anorak.co.uk/291478/strange-but-true/gordon-ramsay-porn-dwarf-dead-in-badger-lair.html/ (http://www.anorak.co.uk/291478/strange-but-true/gordon-ramsay-porn-dwarf-dead-in-badger-lair.html/)
Truly bizarre.... :question: Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 14, 2011, 02:59:42 PM Sorry man... Not touching this one with a 10 foot spatula
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: Criswell on September 14, 2011, 03:43:31 PM If I was to die, being eaten by badgers would be my choices.
Seriously can't think of a pun for this. Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: akiratubo on September 14, 2011, 04:07:42 PM ... what?
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: RCMerchant on September 14, 2011, 04:25:49 PM So...did the badgers sautee him in a light butter and garlic sauce? Or was he quick poached in a red wine vinegar?
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: Mr. DS on September 14, 2011, 06:40:15 PM It was the honey badger because it doesn't give a sh!t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on September 14, 2011, 06:54:36 PM The badger should have eaten the narrator of the video...
Since there's no puns for the thread, one thing is for sure: since the badger is a larger member of a certain mammalian family, it looks like the badgers who ate this guy won't weasel their way out of this one.. Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: LilCerberus on September 14, 2011, 07:20:41 PM The story seams a little vague, but it sounds to me like he got gassed, then the badgers nibbled on his corpse.
Still... Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger Post by: BoyScoutKevin on September 22, 2011, 06:28:33 PM One question. Did he order the new BMW and the diamondencrusted Soda Stream, before or after he was gnawed on by the badgers? Who may not look like much, but if you have ever seen any film version of Kenneth Grahame's "The Wind in the Willows," you know badgers are some of the meanest and toughest fighters out there in the animal kingdom.
And I bet the new BMW was red in colour. |