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Title: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 26, 2011, 10:11:48 AM
The rules of the game, take a famous movie and give it an unlikely ending other than the one that happened.  For example, The Thing:

A group of people find a frozen alien creature that replicates the cells of living beings….thus leading to huge advancements in disease cures and preventions.  Everything from Cancer to Diabetes is found to be reversed with the help of this amazing creature.

The person who responds with the unlikely ending has to provide the first part of the next film plot.  I’ll start with Dead Alive:

An older woman gets bitten by a rare species of monkey on the arm……..


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 26, 2011, 10:23:47 AM
...and when she goes to the emergency room, she meets an older man whose been bitten by a rare species of cobra.  They have a good laugh, go out for coffee and start a relationship---after both of them thought love had passed them by!

THE SADIST:

Three schoolteachers have car trouble in the desert and go to an eerily abandoned junkyard to look for parts....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on September 26, 2011, 10:38:17 AM
... but all they find are doll parts. So in the end they open their own toy store and call it Mattel  :teddyr: (sorry, never seen The Sadists).

THE SHINING

A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 26, 2011, 10:55:45 AM
...so the famly ends up calling a medium who contacts the spirit and sends it into the light thus leaving the family to some much needed rest and alone time.

Titanic

A young woman engaged to a wealthy snobish man takes voyage on an illfated ship.  There she meets a young man full of life yet somewhat poor...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 26, 2011, 11:33:15 AM
Off topic:

(sorry, never seen The Sadists).



See, and here I thought you had seen everything?

THE SADIST (with Arch Hall, Jr., based in the Starkweather murders) is a must see in my book!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82MVFDEV_Vs



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: retrorussell on September 26, 2011, 05:38:32 PM
And the ship collides with an iceberg.  This disturbs a colony of polar bears, who come down off the iceberg and eat everybody.  The movie ends with the polar bears celebrating over some Coca-Cola.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981)

Miners are blasted by a methane explosion and buried under rubble.  One of the miners, Harry Warden, is rescued and heads off to a town dance to get revenge on the supervisors who left their posts before checking the methane levels..


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on September 26, 2011, 06:57:32 PM
Miners are blasted by a methane explosion and buried under rubble.  One of the miners, Harry Warden, is rescued and heads off to a town dance to get revenge on the supervisors who left their posts before checking the methane levels...

... which he does by suing them.  The resulting court case results in a complete overhaul of mining safety and improvements in working conditions.

THE CAR (1977)

A car terrorizes a Utah community.  The sheriff reluctantly comes to believe that the car may be driven by the Devil himself ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 26, 2011, 07:14:08 PM

THE CAR (1977)

A car terrorizes a Utah community.  The sheriff reluctantly comes to believe that the car may be driven by the Devil himself ...

...so he enters it in the county demolition derby, kicks ass, and uses the winnings to pay for an operation to restore his granddaughter's sight.

THE SEVENTH SEAL (1957)

A knight returns from the Crusades to find his homeland engulfed in the Black Death.  Death comes for him, but he challenges the Grim Reaper to a game of chess...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Criswell on September 26, 2011, 08:09:20 PM
.....In which the knight wins, and then moves to a plague free place.

Seven Samurai

Seven wandering samurai are hired by a village of peasants to defend them against a group of bandits. The bandits attack.....



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: AndyC on September 26, 2011, 09:25:17 PM
Seven Samurai

Seven wandering samurai are hired by a village of peasants to defend them against a group of bandits. The bandits attack.....

And after defeating the seven samurai, they begin their reign of terror. However, the bandits are soon won over by the wonderful townsfolk, and mend their evil ways.

Demon Seed

A supercomputer kidnaps its creator's wife as part of its plan to become human....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 26, 2011, 10:31:13 PM
thus cuing up the hilarity of the computer trying to understand women's problems.  The computer eventually shrugs it's shoulders thus deciding being human is way too challenging. 

Planet Of The Apes

A group of astronauts after a long space voyage land on a planet where Apes are in control and humans are like wild animals....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: retrorussell on September 26, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
And at the end, the humans are all caged and throwing poop at each other.

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
A lost family of three meet a satyr with Tourette's Syndrome and are allowed to stay at his "Master"'s abode for the night..


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on September 27, 2011, 01:18:58 AM

MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
A lost family of three meet a satyr with Tourette's Syndrome and are allowed to stay at his "Master"'s abode for the night..

after a delicious breakfast prepared by Manos the lost family of three adopt the satyr with Tourette's Syndrome and move to Disney World.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

An aspiring writer is repeatedly gang-raped, humiliated, and left for dead by four men ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: retrorussell on September 27, 2011, 02:53:33 AM
Who then tell her, "April Fools!".  She is not amused and murders them all by castration and sells their privates to the Oscar Mayer company.

CHINATOWN: A private eye in the 40s falls for a woman who wants to reclaim her daughter from her father.  There is more than meets the eye to this case..


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on September 27, 2011, 03:23:05 AM
Who then tell her, "April Fools!".  She is not amused and murders them all by castration and sells their privates to the Oscar Mayer company.

That's pretty much the original ending  :bouncegiggle:  :wink:


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 27, 2011, 09:12:38 AM

CHINATOWN: A private eye in the 40s falls for a woman who wants to reclaim her daughter from her father.  There is more than meets the eye to this case..

...when he finds out who is going to be his "partner" on the case: a 100 pound chimp named Bobo with a severe flatulence problem!

THE MANSTER (1959): An American reporter in Japan is sent to interview an eccentric Japanese scientist working on bizarre experiments in his mountain laboratory...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: AndyC on September 27, 2011, 10:24:09 AM
The scientist's attempts to create a monster prove futile, but when the reporter accidentally mixes two chemicals, he creates a potent aphrodisiac. The wacky mismatched duo foil the plans of an unscrupulous businessman to steal the formula and go into business together.

Smokey and the Bandit

A legendary trucker takes a bet that he can transport a truckload of bootleg beer in record time. However, picking up a hitchhiker makes him the target of a relentless Texas sheriff with a personal score to settle.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on September 27, 2011, 11:01:15 AM
A legendary trucker takes a bet that he can transport a truckload of bootleg beer in record time. However, picking up a hitchhiker makes him the target of a relentless Texas sheriff with a personal score to settle.

During the ensuing car chase, the sheriff learns that he has an illegitimate, mixed-race son he never knew about, thus causing him to reevaluate his lifelong racial prejudice.  The sheriff calls off the chase so that he can attend his son's dance-off, instead.

Shane

A mysterious drifter shows up in a western town, quickly making friends with a young boy's family.  Unfortunately, the local evil land baron calls in a hit-man to take out the new arrival ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: retrorussell on September 27, 2011, 02:32:05 PM
The hit man is none other than Howie Long of Raiders fame, while the stranger is none other than Shane Conlan of Buffalo Bills fame!  The evil land baron is none other than Jay Schroeder, quarterback of the Raiders.  Conlan sacks him repeatedly and proceeds to Super Bowl XXV, where he and the town (who have become Bills fans) ALMOST live happily ever after.

NEXT:
BLOODY BIRTHDAY
Children born during a lunar eclipse are not as innocent as they seem..


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 27, 2011, 09:49:33 PM
which leads to a crazy rumpus in the local toy store amongst other hilarious moments making it the feel good hit of the summer!  Critics rave that this is a "laugh a minute" family comedy.  Don't be left in the dark, see it today!

Lethal Weapon

Two police officers with completely different styles are teamed up to help solve a crime.....



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on September 27, 2011, 09:59:20 PM
Lethal Weapon

Two police officers with completely different styles are teamed up to help solve a crime.....

... but they both die when a seemingly indestructible man in a leather jacket assaults the police station with a variety of weapons, searching for someone named "Sarah Connor".

Poltergeist

A young family moves into a new home, only to find out that it is haunted by angry spirits who kidnap the youngest daughter ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 27, 2011, 10:07:00 PM
and in a twist ending that only M. Knight Shamalongadingdong can deliver, it turns out the spirits were never actually there.  Rather they were the manifest of the youngest daughter's imagination inside an insane asylum which in her mind was her family's home.  In another odd twist, it turns out she was an orphan all along. 

Cool Runnings

Four Jamaican guys with the help of a portly coach train to be bobsled racers for the Olympics.........



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: JaseSF on September 27, 2011, 11:35:41 PM
but then change their mind instead becoming a successful pro wrestling stable and the coach their manager.

The Village:

A villager from a tight-knit isolated community with a secret dares to venture into the woods, hoping to obtain needed medical supplies, despite rumors of evil creatures lurking there...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on September 28, 2011, 02:16:43 AM
A villager from a tight-knit isolated community with a secret dares to venture into the woods, hoping to obtain needed medical supplies, despite rumors of evil creatures lurking there...

... and she meets one of these monsters, which turns out to be a sentient monster truck.  It needs a human to pretend to drive it so that it can enter monster truck events and earn money.  The villager agrees to this and she and the truck become rich and famous.  The villager returns to the village with the medicine and the truck becomes friends with everyone in the village, who no longer fear it.

Commando

A ex-super-soldier's daughter is kidnapped by a tin-pot dictator, who forces the soldier to eliminate one of his political rivals ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 28, 2011, 06:29:20 AM
after gathering weapons on the way to the enemy's secret base he gets gunned down by the first group of soldiers he encounters.  One man against a small army...yeah right.

Twilight

A young teenager girl meets and falls for a young man who happens to be from a family of vampires....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: AndyC on September 28, 2011, 07:54:15 AM
Her naive romantic notions are quickly crushed when the family attempts to devour her. After a narrow escape, she teams up with a grizzled old vampire hunter and returns to kick some serious ass.

Megaforce

A besieged country enlists the aid of a high-tech secret army to battle a band of mercenaries...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on October 02, 2011, 10:45:17 PM
... but the mercenaries turn out to be gorilla aliens from a dying solar system who have come to conquer Earth with a giant, robot lizard of vast power.  Why they pretended to be mercenaries at all is unclear but does that really matter when the movie ends with a giant, robot lizard blowing up all the major cities of the world?

Terminator 2

Two naked men from the future appear in 1991 Los Angeles and begin searching for a young boy ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: dean on October 03, 2011, 02:24:18 AM


Terminator 2

Two naked men from the future appear in 1991 Los Angeles and begin searching for a young boy ...

Oh come on man, that's just mean phrasing...


Ok I'll give it a shot sans the obvious:

When they find him they take him to a TV studio and make a show called 2 and a Half men.  Everyone cries into their piles of money as to the shams they have become.


Gigli:

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez star in a movie noone watches...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: JaseSF on October 03, 2011, 11:05:36 PM
until a new director's cut is revealed with Lopez completely nekkid.

20 Million Miles to Earth:

An alien egg brought back to Earth grows into a Venusian giant monster that terrorizes Rome after being poked quite too often with a stick...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: AndyC on October 04, 2011, 09:15:19 AM
The people of Rome take pity on the poor creature and bring it pasta, which it seems to like. Once fed and given some space, it proves quite gentle. The townsfolk adopt the lovable beast and convince the authorities it has gone elsewhere.

The Great Escape

Allied POWs in a supposedly escape-proof camp plan a mass escape by tunneling.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Flick James on October 04, 2011, 11:39:03 AM
Despite great risk and the likelihood of some or all of them dying in the process, they all make it out alive, join the Inglorious Basterds, bring help bring about an alternate ending to WWII.

Point Break:

A rooking FBI agent from Ohio, who mysteriously already sounds like a surfer from California, is thus successfully able to impersonate one to infiltrate a group of renegade surfers who rob banks to finance an endless summer. He and his crusty veteran partner...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on October 04, 2011, 05:41:39 PM
have a gay experience and end up herding sheep in Montana.

Caddyshack

A bunch of jokers and underachievers take on a bunch of rich snobs in a golf tournament...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Flick James on October 04, 2011, 05:56:30 PM
...and get utterly defeated as the snobs use their considerable resources and political influence to destroy what small dreams they had. They each go their own separate ways, crushed and demoralized, most of them taking up lives of menial labor, crime, drug abuse, or prostitution. The final sequence shows one of the central characters selling his golf clubs at a pawn shop for the price of his next fix.

(Wow, that got really dark, didn't it?)

Groundhog Day:

An egotistical t.v. weatherman is forced to face the same day over and over in a small Pennsylvania town that he despises, on a holiday he despises even more, until he is able to earn the love and respect of the town and the woman he has his eyes on.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: AndyC on October 04, 2011, 09:37:11 PM
...at least that is the fantasy he has concocted for himself. The endless repetition destroys his sanity and forces him to turn inward, taking refuge in a fantasy world where he is happy. In reality, he sits catatonic and drooling as the same day passes again and again and again, perhaps for all eternity.

Jaws

A killer shark terrorizes a small coastal tourist town. The chief of police, a marine biologist and an eccentric shark hunter head out in a boat to catch it.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on October 05, 2011, 06:45:19 AM
Which they do and then they cruelly train the shark to do tricks for the vacationing crowd.  One boy makes a connection with the shark and realizes all it wants is to be set free so through determination and sheer will, the boy helps the shark escape.

Beverly Hills Cop

A wise cracking Detroit police officer heads to Beverly Hills to find the people responsible for murdering his friend...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: AndyC on October 05, 2011, 08:00:12 AM
His body later washes up on a beach in San Diego.

Fantastic Voyage

A surgical team in a submarine are reduced to microscopic size to perform life-saving brain surgery on a comatose scientist carrying secrets of military importance.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on October 07, 2011, 04:54:09 PM
Fantastic Voyage

A surgical team in a submarine are reduced to microscopic size to perform life-saving brain surgery on a comatose scientist carrying secrets of military importance.

But as soon as they are shrunk, they die horribly because their mass cannot be forced into a space that small.  Ironically, the comatose scientist wakes up a few days later, perfectly all right.

The Omega Man

Most of the world's population has died from a horrible disease.  All but a few of those who remain have become vampires.  Only one man has the courage, the firepower, the will, the sheer ego to fight back ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: JaseSF on October 09, 2011, 02:00:34 PM
(Actually they were more like mutants in the Omega Man)

until he eventually came to the realization that he was a bigger monster than Matthias and his Flock, a freakish loner who could never join the crowd. He set off a nuclear bomb and destroyed them all.

12 Monkeys:

A man is sent back in time to try and prevent the spread of a contagion that wipes out most of mankind....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on December 13, 2011, 08:14:39 AM
(Actually they were more like mutants in the Omega Man)

until he eventually came to the realization that he was a bigger monster than Matthias and his Flock, a freakish loner who could never join the crowd. He set off a nuclear bomb and destroyed them all.

12 Monkeys:

A man is sent back in time to try and prevent the spread of a contagion that wipes out most of mankind....

however he gets distracted by a disco dancing duck who he asks to marry him.He agrees and they live happily ever after.

The Deer Hunter:

Three friends hunt deer after a wedding then head to Vietnam to fight in the war when....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on December 14, 2011, 07:07:07 PM
they find out Bambi was the head of VC and boy was he p**sed.

Cast Away

A Fedex worked survives after a plane crash to find himself washed up on a deserted island...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: ulthar on December 14, 2011, 11:05:43 PM
Only the island is not really deserted, and he finds a couples getaway resort operating a lucrative business.  He gets a job as a bartender and, uh, ends up making more in 'tips' from horny couples after hours than he EVER made at Fed Ex.

THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

During the Cold War, experienced Russian sub captain steals nuclear sub with stealth capability and plans to defect to the US ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Trevor on December 15, 2011, 06:41:22 AM
... in order to escape the tyranny of the USSR and the itchiness of the undies there.  :wink:

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST

Four bozo filmmakers travel to the Amazon, cause mucho problems and...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on December 15, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
find out human flesh makes great taco meat and is surprisingly healthy.  The team ushers in a new "white meat" destroying obesity in it's tracks.

Easy Money

A slob gets a chance to inherit millions from his uptight deceased mother in law if he cleans up his act...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on January 07, 2012, 10:36:47 PM
find out human flesh makes great taco meat and is surprisingly healthy.  The team ushers in a new "white meat" destroying obesity in it's tracks.

Easy Money

A slob gets a chance to inherit millions from his uptight deceased mother in law if he cleans up his act...


and he does so after joining a dance school and falling in love with the instructor.


2001: A Space Odyssey

After shutting down HAL Dave Bowman leaves Discovery One in an EVA pod ......


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: JaseSF on January 08, 2012, 08:27:37 PM
and travels through a portal into another dimension finding himself the only man on a planet full of beautfiul young women. He lived there happily ever after.

Raising Arizona

Finding they cannot concieve children of their own, a desperate couple [an ex-con and an ex-cop] decide to kidnap one of furniture tycoon Nathan Arizona's quintuplets but complications ensue when everyone else also seems to be hunting for the kid including his parents, a relentless bounty hunter and even escaped convicts....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on January 09, 2012, 06:46:39 AM
Finding they cannot concieve children of their own, a desperate couple [an ex-con and an ex-cop] decide to kidnap one of furniture tycoon Nathan Arizona's quintuplets but complications ensue when everyone else also seems to be hunting for the kid including his parents, a relentless bounty hunter and even escaped convicts....

... the baby turns out to have superhuman powers and, in a moment of stress, destroys the entire earth with his powerful telekinesis.

King Kong

A film crew travels to a remote island where they find dinosaurs and a giant ape ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on January 09, 2012, 07:44:51 AM


King Kong

A film crew travels to a remote island where they find dinosaurs and a giant ape ...

... and the director names his footage "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" but cuts out all scenes involving the giant ape. The ape sues the director but they settle out of court. Eight years later Peter Jackson hires the ape to star in his own movie, and the rest is history.

Imitation of Life (1959)

A struggling young actress with a six-year-old daughter sets up housekeeping with a homeless black widow and her light-skinned eight-year-old daughter who rejects her mother by trying to pass for white ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on January 25, 2012, 09:49:01 PM


King Kong

A film crew travels to a remote island where they find dinosaurs and a giant ape ...

... and the director names his footage "The Lost World: Jurassic Park" but cuts out all scenes involving the giant ape. The ape sues the director but they settle out of court. Eight years later Peter Jackson hires the ape to star in his own movie, and the rest is history.

Imitation of Life (1959)

A struggling young actress with a six-year-old daughter sets up housekeeping with a homeless black widow and her light-skinned eight-year-old daughter who rejects her mother by trying to pass for white ...

bread. Remarkibly no one notices that she is in fact not bread.

Dr. Strangelove

United States Air Force Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper is the commander of Burpelson Air Force Base, which hosts the 843rd Bomb Wing of nuclear-armed B-52s. The base's aircraft are currently part of a SAC airborne alert force, holding at their fail-safe locations only hours from Soviet airspace. Ripper calls Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, a Royal Air Force exchange officer serving as General Ripper's executive officer, and has him place the base on alert and issue attack orders to the aircraft because Ripper can not longer sit back and allow the communist conspiracy to sap and impurify.....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Nakuyabi on March 02, 2012, 02:51:33 PM
Dr. Strangelove

United States Air Force Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper is the commander of Burpelson Air Force Base, which hosts the 843rd Bomb Wing of nuclear-armed B-52s. The base's aircraft are currently part of a SAC airborne alert force, holding at their fail-safe locations only hours from Soviet airspace. Ripper calls Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, a Royal Air Force exchange officer serving as General Ripper's executive officer, and has him place the base on alert and issue attack orders to the aircraft because Ripper can not longer sit back and allow the communist conspiracy to sap and impurify.....

...his television programming. Since it's the middle of the night, the President is off golfing in Great Britain, and no one else has the authority to counter his orders, the bombers are all deep into the Soviet Union and beginning their bombing runs by the time anyone notices the General was frankly just having a bad day and over-reacted to the cancellation of his favorite show. The attack catches the Soviet Union completely by surprise, and it manages to shoot down only two of the B-52s before it gets nuked into oblivion. While Eastern Europe collapses into anarchy, General Jack D. Ripper is put on trial before a military tribunal, ruled not guilty by reason of insanity, and committed to a padded cell for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, everyone north of the Canadian border is forced to emigrate south or freeze to death, and the President takes up golfing in the now temperate climate of the USA's new 51st state, Cuba.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Returning home from his effort to procure a golden idol from some ancient temple ruins in South America, Indiana Jones is informed that the U.S. Government is now hiring him to go get the lost and only recently rediscovered Ark of the Covenant. However, Nazi Germany and his old enemy René Belloq are out to get it too, so the race is on. After he stops by Nepal to pick up his old flame Marion Ravenwood...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Pacman000 on April 02, 2012, 04:59:52 PM
...and they try to find the Ark.  They don't, but it doesn't matter.  The Nazis forgot to read 1st Samuel Ch. 4-6.  The German populace, sick of the plague of rats, rise up and overthrow their leader.

Battlestar Galactica

Humans, who live in space, are at some sort of diplomatic mission, in some sort of war.  They want to make peace with something called the "Cylons."  The audience wonders why the opening narration didn't fill them in on whats going on.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on April 03, 2012, 02:20:29 AM

Battlestar Galactica

Humans, who live in space, are at some sort of diplomatic mission, in some sort of war.  They want to make peace with something called the "Cylons."  The audience wonders why the opening narration didn't fill them in on whats going on.

because the Cylons are holding the narrator at ransom. Either way, the mission is called off and "The Company" sends them on the planet LV-426 for colonization.

The Shawshank Redemption

Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 12, 2012, 01:07:20 AM

Battlestar Galactica

Humans, who live in space, are at some sort of diplomatic mission, in some sort of war.  They want to make peace with something called the "Cylons."  The audience wonders why the opening narration didn't fill them in on whats going on.

because the Cylons are holding the narrator at ransom. Either way, the mission is called off and "The Company" sends them on the planet LV-426 for colonization.

The Shawshank Redemption

Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through acts of common decency.
They convince the Warden to allow the prisioners to form a choir. The two men are released early as a result where they form sing in church choirs around the country.



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 12, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
A Clockwork Orange

Alex DeLarge is the leader of a gang of thugs who raise hell one evening using the old ultra-violence. The following day.....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 12, 2012, 09:04:13 AM
A Clockwork Orange

Alex DeLarge is the leader of a gang of thugs who raise hell one evening using the old ultra-violence. The following day.....

he learns that a long-lost uncle left him a fortune in his will, but there's a catch. He has to adopt his 7-year old hell-raiser nephew, Spanky. Can an adorable moppet teach an ultra-violent droog a few lessons about life, and love?

THE GODFATHER

Vito Corleone has made his New York crime family one of the top syndicates in New York. His son Michael wants no part of the family business. One day, Vito has a heart attack in the garden...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: ulthar on April 12, 2012, 10:03:09 AM

THE GODFATHER

Vito Corleone has made his New York crime family one of the top syndicates in New York. His son Michael wants no part of the family business. One day, Vito has a heart attack in the garden...


After which Michael goes to visit him the hospital and meets a sparky young nurse (played by Jennifer Aniston); the only problem is that she's NOT Italian, and hilarity ensues as they try to keep Vito from finding out about their romance.  The nurse turns out to be an undercover FBI agent whose heart has been softened toward the Corleone Family; she retires from the FBI and she and Michael open a flower shop together.

TOP GUN

Young hot-shot combat pilot punks his way through elite training school where it's learned he's not REALLY the best.  As he learns to control his impulses, his friend is killed in a training accident.  Following some personal growth moments ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on April 12, 2012, 10:23:46 AM
Young hot-shot combat pilot punks his way through elite training school where it's learned he's not REALLY the best.  As he learns to control his impulses, his friend is killed in a training accident.  Following some personal growth moments ...

... the hotshot is now freakishly tall and can't fit into the cockpit of a fighter jet.  Saddened, he resigns from the military and becomes a drunk.  A washed-up movie director discovers him passed out in an alley and casts him in a series of movies built around characters who are absurdly tall.  Both of them become rich and famous.  The End.

Star Trek IV

Captain Kirk and crew must travel back in time to find a couple of extinct whales, the only creatures capable of communicating with a mysterious space ship that is causing great havoc on Earth ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 13, 2012, 12:19:49 AM
Young hot-shot combat pilot punks his way through elite training school where it's learned he's not REALLY the best.  As he learns to control his impulses, his friend is killed in a training accident.  Following some personal growth moments ...

... the hotshot is now freakishly tall and can't fit into the cockpit of a fighter jet.  Saddened, he resigns from the military and becomes a drunk.  A washed-up movie director discovers him passed out in an alley and casts him in a series of movies built around characters who are absurdly tall.  Both of them become rich and famous.  The End.

Star Trek IV

Captain Kirk and crew must travel back in time to find a couple of extinct whales, the only creatures capable of communicating with a mysterious space ship that is causing great havoc on Earth ...

however upon finding the whales they crew along with their spaceship become whale food.



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 13, 2012, 12:30:08 AM
Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde are a pair of bank bandits who do so as a means to make money during the Depression. During their crime spree they add members to their crew......


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Pacman000 on April 15, 2012, 06:44:15 PM
These members begin to dispute their wages and hours.  They form a union.  Can these underpaid and overworked workers successfully take on two of the biggest bosses in U.S. history?

TRON

Flynn, a young computer programer, tries to find out how someone stole his games.  In the process, he's teleported to an amazing CGI and rotoscope based world where...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: dolemite on April 17, 2012, 01:09:40 PM
Where he is picked up as potential malware and is summarily deleted.

The Terminator

A human-looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg with an Austrian accent is sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor...



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: JaseSF on April 17, 2012, 07:26:51 PM
but upon attempting to do so finds he must but he cannot leading him to malfunction and start sleeping with maids.

Gojira (1954): An atomic explosion awakes and possibly mutates a sleeping giant dinosaur with him eventually deciding to head to Japan...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 18, 2012, 09:41:57 AM
as he has a craving for sushi. Upon arriving in Japan he finds what he seeks and the taste of it inspires him to set up his own sushi bar.

The Usual Suspects

On a ship in San Pedro Bay, a faceless figure identified as "Keyser" speaks with an injured man called Keaton. The two talk briefly, then Keyser appears to shoot Keaton before setting the ship ablaze. The next day, FBI Agent Jack Baer U.S. Customs special agent Dave Kujan  arrive in San Pedro separately to investigate what happened on the boat. There appear to be only two survivors....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on April 18, 2012, 10:10:03 AM


The Usual Suspects

On a ship in San Pedro Bay, a faceless figure identified as "Keyser" speaks with an injured man called Keaton. The two talk briefly, then Keyser appears to shoot Keaton before setting the ship ablaze. The next day, FBI Agent Jack Baer U.S. Customs special agent Dave Kujan  arrive in San Pedro separately to investigate what happened on the boat. There appear to be only two survivors....

... but no other bodies. Frustrated, the FBI Agent and the special agent decide to go sheepherding in Wyoming. During the long months of isolation, an unusual bond starts to develop between them, one which they are only vaguely aware of, until one night when it rises to the surface in a passionate encounter.

The Bone Collector

A quadriplegic homicide detective and his female partner track down a serial killer.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Doggett on April 20, 2012, 05:41:03 AM
The Killer turns out to be the quadriplegic homicide detective's brother.

A decent man who was driven to violence by the love of his brother, killing people as a way to find the medical science to cure his bro and hope the discarded bodies will also provoke his brothers mind to find the killer and give him a new sense of worth and proving that despite it all, brotherly love wins out.

Also his brother, the killer, ends up falling in love with the female partner.


Jurassic Park:

On a remote island, scientists have genetically recreated dinosaurs...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Pacman000 on April 20, 2012, 10:26:16 AM
Unfortunately, they are shut down because their boss is a bit too similar to some animator, Walt whats-his-name....

Star Wars

"It is a time of civil war.  Rebels have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.  During the battle ..."


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on April 20, 2012, 10:47:30 AM


"It is a time of civil war.  Rebels have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.  During the battle ..."

... the government captures the Rebels and forces them to kill each other under the revolutionary "Battle Royale" act.

Saturday Night Fever

Nineteen-year-old Brooklyn native Tony Manero lives for Saturday nights at the local disco, where he's king of the club, thanks to his stylish moves on the dance floor. But outside of the club, things don't look so rosy.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 20, 2012, 10:48:52 AM
Unfortunately, they are shut down because their boss is a bit too similar to some animator, Walt whats-his-name....

Star Wars

"It is a time of civil war.  Rebels have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.  During the battle ..."

a gigantic Twinkie fell from the sky and crushed the ultimate weapon which the Galactic Empire was in possession of. However, the victory for the rebels was short lived as Twinkies of mammoth proportions began destroying their weapons as well. This forced the Galactic Empire and the rebels to make a temporary truce to fight their common enemy.


All About Eve

At an awards dinner, Eve Harrington — the newest and brightest star on Broadway — is being presented the Sarah Siddons Award for her breakout performance as Cora in Footsteps on the Ceiling. Theatre critic Addison DeWittobserves the proceedings and, in a sardonic voiceover, recalls how Eve's star rose as quickly as it did.....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on April 20, 2012, 10:51:15 AM
 :bluesad:


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 20, 2012, 10:53:40 AM

Saturday Night Fever

Nineteen-year-old Brooklyn native Tony Manero lives for Saturday nights at the local disco, where he's king of the club, thanks to his stylish moves on the dance floor. But outside of the club, things don't look so rosy.


Because aliens have invaded the city while Tony was dancing the night away, and now he must figure out how to defeat them using only and his platform shoes, sequins, and pelvis-swiveling dance moves.

(Sorry bob, claws just barely beat you to answering STAR WARS. But I'll repeat your ALL ABOUT EVE suggestion).

All About Eve

At an awards dinner, Eve Harrington — the newest and brightest star on Broadway — is being presented the Sarah Siddons Award for her breakout performance as Cora in Footsteps on the Ceiling. Theatre critic Addison DeWittobserves the proceedings and, in a sardonic voiceover, recalls how Eve's star rose as quickly as it did.....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: bob on April 26, 2012, 01:16:07 AM
in large part because she slept her way to the top. The movie recalls her adventures to the height of stardom along with some of the less then proud things she did to get there.



Paths of Glory

The film begins with a voiceover describing the trench warfare situation of World War I up to 1916; immediately following this is a scene in which General George Broulard of the French General Staff asks his subordinate, General Mireau, to send his division on a suicidal mission to take a well-defended German position called the "Anthill". Mireau initially refuses the commission, citing the impossibility of success and the danger to his beloved soldiers, but when Broulard mentions a potential promotion, Mireau .........


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Chainsaw midget on May 06, 2012, 09:26:32 AM
Quote

Paths of Glory

The film begins with a voiceover describing the trench warfare situation of World War I up to 1916; immediately following this is a scene in which General George Broulard of the French General Staff asks his subordinate, General Mireau, to send his division on a suicidal mission to take a well-defended German position called the "Anthill". Mireau initially refuses the commission, citing the impossibility of success and the danger to his beloved soldiers, but when Broulard mentions a potential promotion, Mireau .........
Transforms into a giant robot and goes on to single handily win the war.  Sadly, as he's revealed himself, he can no longer stay on earth and leaves for parts unknown. 

The A-team

A crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on May 06, 2012, 08:35:56 PM
The A-team

A crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground....

... where they formed a punk-rock band.  After shooting to stardom, they signed with a record company that exploited them and screwed them over completely, leaving them broke, addicted to cocaine, and with no prospects of continuing their musical careers.  Dejected, the A-Team decided to return to prison, which ironically was more pleasant than the music business.

Vanishing Point

A man steals a suped-up car and decides to see how long he can remain on the run without being caught.  Along the way, he meets some interesting people ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: El Misfit on May 12, 2012, 10:43:45 PM
that will show up later in gorilla suits and shoot him.

Battle Royale

School kids shoot at each other, only leaving two left, in which.....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on May 12, 2012, 11:31:44 PM

Battle Royale

School kids shoot at each other, only leaving two left, in which.....

... a bumbling pair of employees at a hidden medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead school kids to re-animate as they go on a rampage seeking their favorite food, blood sausages.

Annie Hall (1977)

After breaking up with his girlfriend Annie Hall, neurotic comedian Alvy Singer goes on a stream of consciousness journey through his memories of their relationship, trying to find out what caused them to part ways...



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: grickobl on July 09, 2012, 08:22:34 AM
...after hiring a private investigator he found out Annie's work collague is a warlock, and cast a love spell on her, causing her to dump Alvy for him.

Mysterious skin

Brian Lackey is determined to discover what happened during an amnesia blackout when he was eight years old, and then later woke with a bloody nose. He believes he was abducted by aliens, and N. McCormick, a fellow player on Brian's childhood baseball team, may be the key as to exactly what happened that night...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Pacman000 on December 03, 2012, 07:25:48 PM
Mysterious skin

Brian Lackey is determined to discover what happened during an amnesia blackout when he was eight years old, and then later woke with a bloody nose. He believes he was abducted by aliens, and N. McCormick, a fellow player on Brian's childhood baseball team, may be the key as to exactly what happened that night...


He finds McCormick, and discovers that aliens weren't involved at all.  Lackey tripped, hit his head, and woke up with the bloody nose.  That's all.

Pokemon: The First Movie http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/P/pokemon.html (http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/P/pokemon.html)

Mewtwo, a frankenstine-esc creation of mad scientists, determines that humanity is worthless, so he decides to destroy the world.  Meanwhile, the TV show's main characters, who need no introduction, are having a fun day at the beach...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on December 03, 2012, 10:01:12 PM
... when Godzilla attacks.  Mewtwo is no match for the power of Godzilla and is quickly defeated.  Ash tries a Master Ball but it has no effect.  The heroes are forced to watch helplessly as Godzilla destroys all of Cerulean City.  Ash makes it his new mission in life to catch this "ultimate Pokemon".

Taken

A teenager girl is kidnapped during a vacation in Europe.  Her father, who has a very particular set of skills, sets out to rescue her ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: A.J. Bauer on June 15, 2013, 01:18:11 PM
The Dark Knight

When Two-Face (Harvey Dent) and Batman fell off the roof, Batman did not survive the fall.
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Carrie

The bucket falls the wrong direction and nails John Travolta.
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Aliens

Ripley is killed and the person who ultimately slays the Alien Queen is Hudson.
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Highlander

Connor MacLeod decides the best way to end the immortal fight is to live out eternity on
holy ground. (i.e. He becomes a priest)
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The Avengers

Loki conquers the world and the Avengers are forced to work for him.
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Titanic

The ship didn't sink.
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The Lion King

Nala never found Simba and Scar's reign continued.
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The Wizard of Oz

Upon learning of the ruby slipper's powers Dorothy kills the witch, steals her broom and
conquers Oz becoming a queen of darkness.
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The Hunger Games

They ate the berries.
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Duke goes to rehab.
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Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on June 15, 2013, 02:09:02 PM


Taken

A teenager girl is kidnapped during a vacation in Europe.  Her father, who has a very particular set of skills, sets out to rescue her ...

but his knitting skills are not helping anyone. So he hires the A-Team. When the kidnappers decide to cast the kidnapped teenage girl for the opening production of their version of Swan Lake in Moldova, B.A. goes undercover as a female ballet dancer who impresses the kidnappers with his sensual dancing. Soon enough the kidnapped teenage girl starts a rivalry with B.A., leading into a twisted friendship as both are eager to play the part of the Black Swan. B.A. begins to get more in touch with his dark side - and in a fit of rage he stomps the kidnapped teenage girl to death with his brutal Pointe technique.

The Breakfast Club

Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 15, 2013, 02:17:26 PM
The Breakfast Club

Five high school students, all different stereotypes, meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought ...

...because they have each been bitten by the same werewolf. At midnight form a wolfpack and hunt down the teachers who put them in detention.

VIDEODROME

A sleazy cable programmer discovers a pirate TV signal that appears to be broadcasting snuff movies...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on June 15, 2013, 02:28:59 PM

VIDEODROME

A sleazy cable programmer discovers a pirate TV signal that appears to be broadcasting snuff movies...

but after further inspection it turns out to be HBO airing The Joe Piscopo Special. Disappointed, the sleazy cable programmer writes a semi-autobiographical script titled "I Was a Teenage TV Terrorist" and finds success after it was picked up by Troma and made into a film.

Shakespeare in Love

A young Shakespeare, out of ideas and short of cash, meets his ideal woman and is inspired to write one of his most famous plays..


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Pacman000 on June 16, 2013, 03:59:02 PM
Macbeth.  She doesn't find this funny, so she dumps him. 

The Lord of the Rings

Gandolf the wizard (also known as Mithriender) tells Frodo the Hobbit that the ring he inherited from his uncle is really the ONE RING forged by the dark lord Saron ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on June 16, 2013, 05:58:07 PM
Macbeth.  She doesn't find this funny, so she dumps him. 

The Lord of the Rings

Gandolf the wizard (also known as Mithriender) tells Frodo the Hobbit that the ring he inherited from his uncle is really the ONE RING forged by the dark lord Saron ...

... and Frodo has Gandalf committed to an old folks' home because he is obviously suffering from dementia.  Magic rings?  Dark lord?  Puh-leeze!  Frodo then makes a lot of money smuggling "magic herbs" into the old folks' home for Gandalf and the other old timers.

Man of Steel

Clark Kent spends most of his life as a drifter, trying to come to terms with his alien nature and super powers.  Then, one day, more of his race unexpectedly show up, but they aren't friendly ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Mr. DS on September 02, 2013, 04:30:57 PM
Superman then decides the only effective method of fighting his foes is through a brutal rap battle which he wins by rhyming "Zod" with "Odd".

Aladdin

A street begger finds a lamp which houses a genie that could make all his dreams come true with three wishes...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: El Misfit on September 02, 2013, 06:07:54 PM
Titanic- Jack is really alive, living under new name.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2013, 07:01:15 PM
Superman then decides the only effective method of fighting his foes is through a brutal rap battle which he wins by rhyming "Zod" with "Odd".

Aladdin

A street begger finds a lamp which houses a genie that could make all his dreams come true with three wishes...

...and immediately regrets that his first wish was for a "really awesome Sharknado" when it sweeps the lamp away out of his hands; he and the genie spend the rest of the movie trying to reverse the wish.

BIRDEMIC

For unknown reasons, a platoon of eagles and vultures attacks the residents of a small town...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: dean on September 03, 2013, 08:58:08 AM
The town's lone resident is put off at first, but then finds that some company is better than none.  Romantic comedy with lady vulture then follows.

Prometheus:

A team of scientists [and an old guy playing hide and seek] travel to a far away planet looking for the answers to where we come from.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on September 03, 2013, 09:56:27 AM
The town's lone resident is put off at first, but then finds that some company is better than none.  Romantic comedy with lady vulture then follows.

Prometheus:

A team of scientists [and an old guy playing hide and seek] travel to a far away planet looking for the answers to where we come from.

... but they never find out jack because the old man's idea of hide and seek is to put on a hockey mask and knife someone in the back when they aren't looking.  All of the scientists are killed in this manner before they even reach the planet.  The old man turns into a giant space fetus for some reason and drifts off into the unknown.

Weekend at Bernie's

Two dolts find themselves in possession of a corpse that they must pretend is still alive ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: JaseSF on September 03, 2013, 06:13:57 PM
...only to have the corpse reanimated following which it goes on a zombie rampage.

Signs

A family discovers a huge crop circle in their backyard which might just be part of a message from aliens from outer space....


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Pacman000 on September 03, 2013, 06:57:16 PM
When the Aliens appears the father sues them for destroying his crop.  Prepare for the greatest drama since Mr. Smith Goers to Washington or To Kill a Mocking Bird.

The Sound of Music

A lively Nun is sent to help a family and find herself in 1940's Austria.


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on September 04, 2013, 11:03:24 AM

The Sound of Music

A lively Nun is sent to help a family and find herself in 1940's Austria.

After a long period working for the Family in a mental institution, the lively Nun is finally assigned to go to Congo, where she works with a researcher with a talking gorilla.

Sophie's Choice (1982)

Sophie is the survivor of Nazi concentration camps, who has found a reason to live in Nathan, a sparkling if unsteady American Jew obsessed with the Holocaust. But the happiness of Sophie and Nathan is endangered by her ghosts and his obsessions...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on December 05, 2013, 08:02:26 PM
Sophie is the survivor of Nazi concentration camps, who has found a reason to live in Nathan, a sparkling if unsteady American Jew obsessed with the Holocaust. But the happiness of Sophie and Nathan is endangered by her ghosts and his obsessions...

Turns out the ghosts just want Sophie and Nathan to get the hell out of their house, to which end they hire a "bio-exorcist".  Unfortunately, the "exorcist" is just a shyster who takes the ghosts' money and runs to Mexico with his jailbait goth girlfriend.  The film ends with the ghosts deciding to move to a new house while Sophie leaves Nathan alone to indulge his My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic obsession.

Up

An old man ties balloons to his house in an effort to fly to South America and fulfill his deceased wife's dream ...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 05, 2013, 08:27:53 PM


Up

An old man ties balloons to his house in an effort to fly to South America and fulfill his deceased wife's dream ...

...of dropping a house on Dorothy, the woman who killed her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East.

MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (1947)

When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalized as insane...


Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: claws on December 06, 2013, 03:57:54 AM


MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET (1947)

When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalized as insane...

he tries to liven the place up a bit by playing card games and basketball with his fellow inmates, but the head nurse Ratched is after him at every turn.

NO HOLDS BARRED (1989)

Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for. Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network. Rip refuses and goes back to his normal life.



Title: Re: Unlikely Endings To Popular Movies
Post by: akiratubo on December 09, 2013, 10:21:52 PM
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NO HOLDS BARRED (1989)

Rip is the World Wrestling Federation champion who is faithful to his fans and the network he wrestles for. Brell, the new head of the World Television Network, wants Rip to wrestle for his network. Rip refuses and goes back to his normal life.

... but is suddenly attacked by space aliens who claim they are the last of a dead race - and so is he!  Rip embarks on an adventure which ends up with him becoming the legendary Super Wrestler and taking on space tyrant Freezer (played by Randy Savage).

To Live and Die in LA

A Secret Service agent pushes the law to the breaking point to apprehend an infamous counterfeiter ...