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Title: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Olivia Bauer on October 07, 2011, 08:58:56 AM I want a list of film quotes where someone states something so incredibly obvious you smack your head and say "DOY!"
Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: The Burgomaster on October 07, 2011, 10:57:55 AM PLAN 9 has a ton of them. Here's the most "obvious":
"Inspector Clay is dead — murdered — and somebody's responsible!" Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Raffine on October 07, 2011, 11:19:28 AM Probably the most famous example:
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto!" Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: 66Crush on October 08, 2011, 12:03:31 AM "Bride of The Monster" has one. This is not verbatim, but it goes something like this.
Captain Robbins: Did you find anything? L.t. Craig: Nothing. Captain Robbins: And nothing this time too. There is kind of a jump edit before the captain replies, it's almost as if the scene was shot twice with alternate dialogue, and then badly edited. The result is a very redundant reply from Captain Robbins. Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Raffine on October 08, 2011, 06:21:37 AM PLAN 9 has a ton of them. Here's the most "obvious": "Inspector Clay is dead — murdered — and somebody's responsible!" I like "Future events like this will effect you in the future!" Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Flangepart on October 14, 2011, 12:11:26 PM PLAN 9 has a ton of them. Here's the most "obvious": "Inspector Clay is dead — murdered — and somebody's responsible!" I like "Future events like this will effect you in the future!" Drat, got to it before I did, Burgo. Oh, the unintended joy that is PLAN 9. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Flick James on October 14, 2011, 06:45:37 PM From Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
"It's a door." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wHVqVX3oA Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: InformationGeek on October 14, 2011, 09:14:09 PM Two classics we all know and love:
"It's a trap!" "He choose... poorly." Also from The Last Airbender: Haru: Dad! (to the Aang) This is my father. Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: 66Crush on October 15, 2011, 01:41:26 AM In every "Super Friends" the characters explain down to the last detail everything they are about do.
Typical episode: Wonder Woman: I'll use my magic lasso (While using magic lasso). Superman: My heat vision should do the trick (Superman uses heat vision). Batman: Robin and I will use the Batcopter (and surprise, surprise they use the Batcopter). Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Flangepart on October 17, 2011, 11:30:07 AM In every "Super Friends" the characters explain down to the last detail everything they are about do. Ah, so that's where they got the idea for Audio Discription for the Blind...Typical episode: Wonder Woman: I'll use my magic lasso (While using magic lasso). Superman: My heat vision should do the trick (Superman uses heat vision). Batman: Robin and I will use the Batcopter (and surprise, surprise they use the Batcopter). Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: The Burgomaster on October 17, 2011, 03:30:02 PM How about the hundreds or thousands of movies where there's a villain or natural disaster looming in the distance and someone says, "Run!" or "We gotta get out of here!"
Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: zombie no.one on October 18, 2011, 03:01:38 AM there's this really bad horror film called Steel Trap
at one point some guy goes "The phones are down...what does this mean?" and the girl replies "It means we can't use the phones", but not in a sarcastic way. Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: Trevor on October 20, 2011, 07:29:52 AM In the movie Tiger Joe, an aeroplane crashes and David Warbeck says: "He crashed! Come on!" :tongueout:
Title: Re: Thank you, Captain Obvious! Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2011, 09:46:37 AM In every "Super Friends" the characters explain down to the last detail everything they are about do. Typical episode: Wonder Woman: I'll use my magic lasso (While using magic lasso). Superman: My heat vision should do the trick (Superman uses heat vision). Batman: Robin and I will use the Batcopter (and surprise, surprise they use the Batcopter). Not unlike every anime in which a pilot must shout out the name of every weapon he uses. |