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Title: Angry man
Post by: akiratubo on October 13, 2011, 07:05:03 PM
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WHAT???  I SPECIFICALLY ASKED THAT MY PIZZA BE CUT IN 6 LARGER SLICES, NOT 12 NORMAL SLICES!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: Silverlady on October 13, 2011, 08:50:21 PM
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WADDA YA MEAN? THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: sprite75 on October 13, 2011, 09:15:45 PM
I just bleeping slammed my privates in the door!  Oww, son of a b---h, I just bleeping slammed my privates in the bleeping door!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: indianasmith on October 13, 2011, 09:20:53 PM
Audience reactions were mixed when Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell finally released their first ever onscreen love scene.


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: AndyC on October 15, 2011, 10:33:46 AM
Practical joke #3234 - Replacing your friend's Preparation H with a tube of wasabe.


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: Jack on October 15, 2011, 11:19:06 AM
An entire year and still no matches on eHarmony.


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: tracy on October 15, 2011, 12:06:04 PM
"This toilet seat is @#%&! cold this morning!"


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: sprite75 on October 15, 2011, 10:50:25 PM
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OD'ing on Cialias is rarely a pretty sight.


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: indianasmith on October 15, 2011, 11:42:18 PM
AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! I just snatched the Grand Sigil Stone at Bruma and the PC booted me out of the game AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! :hot:


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: Flangepart on October 17, 2011, 11:20:57 AM
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"Laugh, audience, or I'll stuff a rabid weasel down ya'lls pants!"


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: El Misfit on October 18, 2011, 12:08:19 AM
What?! Samuel L. Jackson got the role for Snakes on a Plane?!?!?!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: sprite75 on October 18, 2011, 06:10:32 AM
KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!



Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 18, 2011, 09:10:27 AM
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On the red carpet


  Damn that Miley Cyrus! She's wearing the same dress I AM!!!!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: sprite75 on October 19, 2011, 05:36:15 PM
Oh Richard you're a riot!  Stop the car!  Son of a...What the hell's gotten into you?!  My thing got stuck in my zipper and I got p**s all over my pants!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: retrorussell on October 19, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
This guy's apparently naive with the whole "pick up the soap in prison" thing.


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: sprite75 on October 20, 2011, 08:29:33 PM
WARNING: Bear traps are not sex toys!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: trekgeezer on October 21, 2011, 11:21:21 AM
That's Billy blanks, maybe he sat on a dumbbell


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2011, 09:12:06 PM
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No words, just a very long, loud fart noise.


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: sprite75 on October 21, 2011, 09:37:52 PM
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My chili not only burns going down, it also burns on the way out too!


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: WildHoosier09 on November 05, 2011, 08:58:23 PM
That's not a toilet, it's a mopbucket  :cheers:

For those unfamiliar with the classic joke: man goes in a bar and drinks until he's completely sh*tfaced drunk and has to p**s. The bartender tells him to go down the hall and turn right to go in the bathroom. The drunk runs (staggers) down the hall and shortly afterwards screams of agony fill the bar. The drunk comes back to the bar and tries to order another drink and the bartender demands to know what happened before he serves another drink. The drunk says "wll I went down your hallway turned left sat on your yellow toilet and pulled the flush handle and the d*mn thing squeezed my balls", The bartender thinks a moment and says "that's not the bathroom, that's the janitors closset you just sat on the mopbucket".


Title: Re: Angry man
Post by: horrorwriter on November 26, 2011, 01:20:38 PM
"Which one of yew ate my last Klondike Bar?!!!"