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Title: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Psycho Circus on October 20, 2011, 02:03:51 PM http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html)
No matter how much you shine it, a turd is simply a turd. Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Jack on October 20, 2011, 02:06:38 PM I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with.
Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 20, 2011, 04:45:38 PM I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with. You are correct, sir. Everyone who knows their fairy tales knows you need straw to spin into gold. But, I can see a modern retelling of "Rumplestiltskin," where you spin not straw, but poo into gold. Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Rev. Powell on October 20, 2011, 06:19:02 PM He must have just seen THE HOLY MOUNTAIN.
Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Trevor on October 21, 2011, 01:34:50 AM I think I could make a fortune with my undies residue... :buggedout: :twirl: :tongueout: :wink: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Mofo Rising on October 21, 2011, 04:42:00 AM I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with. That's right. Everybody knows poo is for creating little homunculi in jars, not for gold-makin'. Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Mr. DS on October 21, 2011, 02:05:14 PM Whenever I dig for gold I start with my nose.
Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: El Misfit on October 22, 2011, 06:25:34 PM So I'm guessing he coulda made a s**t loads of money, but failed! :tongueout:
Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: AndyC on October 31, 2011, 08:54:15 AM I'm no alchemist, but I'm pretty sure that's not the correct material to start with. You are correct, sir. Everyone who knows their fairy tales knows you need straw to spin into gold. But, I can see a modern retelling of "Rumplestiltskin," where you spin not straw, but poo into gold. That's where the rump comes in. Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: AndyC on November 01, 2011, 09:50:14 PM It just occurred to me that this is not unprecedented. Television networks turn poo into gold every day.
Title: Re: Man Tries To Turn Poo Into Gold Post by: Olivia Bauer on November 01, 2011, 10:36:32 PM I thought this was a thread about Uwe Boll, my mistake.
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