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Title: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Fausto on October 27, 2011, 11:52:44 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45058672?GT1=43001

Okay, so Im thinking we should get a stake, some holy water, a crucifix, and book a group flight to Britain. Who's with me?


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Chainsawmidget on October 27, 2011, 12:54:35 PM
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Charles says genealogy shows that he is related to Vlad, giving him a stake in the future of Romania.
Da Dum Dum*


(*cheesy droll roll sound effect)


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 27, 2011, 05:01:18 PM
I'm not surprised. What with all the inter-marriages between the royal houses of Europe that have gone on, over the years.

If "Lair of the White Worm," reviewed at this website, had grossed more at the box office, there was suppose to be a sequel called "Return of the White Worm." The sequel getting as far as the script stage. According to the script, the film featured two American reporters in London, the British Museum, the body of a woman painted all in blue in the Museum's basement, an abandoned tube station connected to the Museum, and Prince Charles.

Now that I have read the article that Prince Charles is related to Dracula, I wonder if his character in the film was meant to be a vampire.


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Trevor on October 28, 2011, 12:42:21 AM
I'm not surprised. What with all the inter-marriages between the royal houses of Europe that have gone on, over the years.

If "Lair of the White Worm," reviewed at this website, had grossed more at the box office, there was suppose to be a sequel called "Return of the White Worm." The sequel getting as far as the script stage. According to the script, the film featured two American reporters in London, the British Museum, the body of a woman painted all in blue in the Museum's basement, an abandoned tube station connected to the Museum, and Prince Charles.

Now that I have read the article that Prince Charles is related to Dracula, I wonder if his character in the film was meant to be a vampire.

It wouldn't surprise me at all. This is after all the guy who lusted after a horse-like creature (who could supply him with a bit of the old cockroach infested, spiderweb-strewn boinga-boinga but could not provide him with an heir and a spare) so he charmed, courted and married a gorgeous lady who was loved by all ~ even her detractors liked her ~ and soon put him in the shadows, with her connection to the common people and her determination to assist those who had no voice, while putting her problems on one side in order to highlight the plight of those with AIDS, landmine victims, etc.

Charles, you are a major league f***up both as a prince and as a human being: to me, you have blood on your hands as a result of your ex-wife's death. You deserve to have a stake driven through you: not through your heart but through your genitals.  :hatred:

Fausto: I am with you all the way.


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Pilgermann on October 28, 2011, 12:53:42 PM
I'm not surprised. What with all the inter-marriages between the royal houses of Europe that have gone on, over the years.

If "Lair of the White Worm," reviewed at this website, had grossed more at the box office, there was suppose to be a sequel called "Return of the White Worm." The sequel getting as far as the script stage. According to the script, the film featured two American reporters in London, the British Museum, the body of a woman painted all in blue in the Museum's basement, an abandoned tube station connected to the Museum, and Prince Charles.

Now that I have read the article that Prince Charles is related to Dracula, I wonder if his character in the film was meant to be a vampire.

It wouldn't surprise me at all. This is after all the guy who lusted after a horse-like creature (who could supply him with a bit of the old cockroach infested, spiderweb-strewn boinga-boinga but could not provide him with an heir and a spare) so he charmed, courted and married a gorgeous lady who was loved by all ~ even her detractors liked her ~ and soon put him in the shadows, with her connection to the common people and her determination to assist those who had no voice, while putting her problems on one side in order to highlight the plight of those with AIDS, landmine victims, etc.

Charles, you are a major league f***up both as a prince and as a human being: to me, you have blood on your hands as a result of your ex-wife's death. You deserve to have a stake driven through you: not through your heart but through your genitals.  :hatred:

Fausto: I am with you all the way.

 :buggedout:
Trevor, I like you when you're angry.


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: rebel_1812 on October 29, 2011, 01:33:10 PM
I live in Canada and we still have the monarchy here.  The ugly face of the queen is stamped over our money.  Everynow and then one of the inbreed bluebloods come here to visit and people with nothing important in their lives fawn over them.  I really wish Canada would get rid of these leechs who suck our money and give nothing back.  The fact they are related to dracula just strengthens their vampryic role in the world.


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Raffine on October 29, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
So that's why they suck!

<ba-doom-doom-crash!>


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Trevor on October 31, 2011, 01:17:58 AM
I'm not surprised. What with all the inter-marriages between the royal houses of Europe that have gone on, over the years.

If "Lair of the White Worm," reviewed at this website, had grossed more at the box office, there was suppose to be a sequel called "Return of the White Worm." The sequel getting as far as the script stage. According to the script, the film featured two American reporters in London, the British Museum, the body of a woman painted all in blue in the Museum's basement, an abandoned tube station connected to the Museum, and Prince Charles.

Now that I have read the article that Prince Charles is related to Dracula, I wonder if his character in the film was meant to be a vampire.

It wouldn't surprise me at all. This is after all the guy who lusted after a horse-like creature (who could supply him with a bit of the old cockroach infested, spiderweb-strewn boinga-boinga but could not provide him with an heir and a spare) so he charmed, courted and married a gorgeous lady who was loved by all ~ even her detractors liked her ~ and soon put him in the shadows, with her connection to the common people and her determination to assist those who had no voice, while putting her problems on one side in order to highlight the plight of those with AIDS, landmine victims, etc.

Charles, you are a major league f***up both as a prince and as a human being: to me, you have blood on your hands as a result of your ex-wife's death. You deserve to have a stake driven through you: not through your heart but through your genitals.  :hatred:

Fausto: I am with you all the way.

 :buggedout:
Trevor, I like you when you're angry.

Apologies, Pilgermann  :wink:.

I learned over the weekend that Charles and his companion are coming to South Africa. On Wednesday!  :buggedout: :buggedout: Can someone deport me please and quickly?  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 31, 2011, 09:19:38 AM
So that's why they suck!

<ba-doom-doom-crash!>

Fangs a lot, be sure to tip your waitress!


Title: Re: Prince Charles related to Dracula
Post by: AndyC on October 31, 2011, 11:08:36 AM
I'm not surprised. What with all the inter-marriages between the royal houses of Europe that have gone on, over the years.

If "Lair of the White Worm," reviewed at this website, had grossed more at the box office, there was suppose to be a sequel called "Return of the White Worm." The sequel getting as far as the script stage. According to the script, the film featured two American reporters in London, the British Museum, the body of a woman painted all in blue in the Museum's basement, an abandoned tube station connected to the Museum, and Prince Charles.

Now that I have read the article that Prince Charles is related to Dracula, I wonder if his character in the film was meant to be a vampire.

That's what I was thinking. I heard a teaser on the radio in the car, but I missed the actual story. My first thought was that you can probably trace lines between just about any European aristocrats.