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Title: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 29, 2011, 01:58:48 PM
If you had to die violently, then how would you choose to die?

Here are a dozen choices from me + 1 more for a baker's dozen.

01. Falling to me knees.
b. My eyes rolling up in the sockets till only the whites showed.
c. And then pitching forward on to my face

02. Falling.
b. Being smashed on the rocks.
c. Kicking and screaming all the way down.

03. Dieing with 36 inches of steel thru a lung.
b. Thinking: "It was fun while it lasted!"

04. Coming in second in a quick draw.
b. Realizing it.
c. And then being filled with lead.

05. Killing my worst enemy.
b. Spitting in society's face.
c. By turning the same gun on myself.
d. And blowing my brains out.

06. Being shot at least twice in the belly and gut.
b. But before dieing.
c. Leaving all to my worst enemy.

07. Grappling with my Vulcan opponent.
b. Being accidentally shot in the back of the head by my erstwhile partner in crime.
c. But still saying to my opponent: "Boy, you are good!"
d. And then my head exploding.

08. Being shot.
b. But literally dieing laughing.
c. Saying: "Yep! Life is a s.o.b."

09. Getting into a fight at the bottom of the stairs.
b. Winning the fight, but losing my life.
c. Dropping my sword.
d. Climbing the stairs.
e. Dieing in my lover's arms at the top of the stairs.
f. But, before doing so.
g. Learning that one time was enough, and she is pregnant with our son.
h. And thinking to myself: "Yep. Life will go on."

10. Jumping into a cauldron to my death.
b. But by so doing.
c. Beating an opponent I never could beat before.
d. And living long enough to say to him: "Beat you at least, pigboy!"

11. Making a "honest" woman out of a woman I have slept with for years.
b. By finally marrying her.
c. Going out to fight the unbeatable together.
d. And then dieing together.

12. Being beheaded.
b. But first, taking off my shirt, as it is my best shirt, and I do not want to get blood on it.
c. Being beheaded.
d. But, still being able to stand up afterwards.
e. Taking a step forward.
f. And tripping over the headsman's block.

13. Looking for a ride in the rain.
b. Being picked up.
c. Taken to her home.
d. Where she gets me drunk.
e. Kissing me and playing games with me.
f. Gets me into the tub.
g. Bathes me.
h. Has me stand up in the tub.
i. Services me.
j. Bites me.
k. Paralyzes me.
l. Insults me.
m. And drowns me in the tub, when the doorbell rings.

And yours?


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: akiratubo on October 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM
I want to die like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJMxGFco57Y


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: indianasmith on October 29, 2011, 07:20:11 PM
Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! :teddyr:


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Menard on October 29, 2011, 07:24:37 PM
Quote
01. Falling to me knees.
b. My eyes rolling up in the sockets till only the whites showed.
c. And then pitching forward on to my face

If this is during sex...yes. :teddyr:


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: zombie no.one on October 30, 2011, 03:47:19 AM
mauled to death by a disgruntled fax machine


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Sleepyskull on October 30, 2011, 06:15:24 AM
Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! :teddyr:

Heehee, I was just watching that.  :teddyr: I love bizarre humor.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: indianasmith on October 30, 2011, 08:18:16 AM
Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! :teddyr:

Heehee, I was just watching that.  :teddyr: I love bizarre humor.

I was beginning to wonder if there were ANY other Filmcow fans on this board!  LOL  Last night I went to a Halloween Carnival dressed as The Cloak - complete with the "Axe of Capitalism!"  That is one of the funniest videos they ever did!


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: El Misfit on October 30, 2011, 11:25:14 AM
from 1000 Ways to die, way to die number 1- Ichibonded (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN9Tqhc2OFY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN9Tqhc2OFY)


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Kaseykockroach on October 31, 2011, 12:40:41 AM
Die of too much happiness.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Vik on October 31, 2011, 02:51:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kf0D_X7uFE


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Mofo Rising on October 31, 2011, 05:01:53 AM
How would I like to die? Not in anyway whatsoever.

Here's a quote from Woody Allen:

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

I've grown attached to being alive through my slim time on this world. I'd like to not die. I'd like to keep that up as long as possible.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 31, 2011, 03:48:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njSrP-B4VN0



Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: El Misfit on November 01, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
A few more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA&feature=player_embedded
Suspiria (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRG2qpEwl4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRG2qpEwl4&feature=related)


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Trevor on November 02, 2011, 02:02:27 AM
Peacefully.  :smile:

Three songs must be played at my funeral ~ when the people come into the church, they must hear Going Home from the movie Local Hero. They will know that I have beliefs that I will go to a better place so Mark Knopfler's song will be appropriate.

In the middle of the hopefully short ceremony, the original Star Trek theme must be played.  :smile:

When they leave, they will leave to the sounds of The Raiders March by John Williams ~ they will know that the person they are there for was a film fan his entire life and that this rousing theme was his favourite piece of movie music.

No mourning, no crying, no speeches and no black clothes please ~  dress casual and celebrate my life.

After the funeral, a party and my final wish is that if anyone wishes to remember me, they should go see a movie ~ any movie at all ~ and remember me that way.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: The Burgomaster on November 02, 2011, 08:23:50 AM
I want this played at my funeral, with full bagpipes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYhTye_A9H0



Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: HappyGilmore on November 02, 2011, 08:30:58 PM
If you're asking HOW I wanna go...this is it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zcDH5PZ9gQ&feature=related

But, in all honesty, the likeliest way is a heart attack or OD.  Given my family history of heart problems and my history with substances, it's gonna be one or the other.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: El Misfit on December 08, 2011, 08:00:20 PM
knocked out unconscious and runned down by a steam roller


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: RCMerchant on December 09, 2011, 06:34:25 AM
Like Jimmy Cagney in WHITE HEAT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bytoID_SNnE


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Flick James on December 09, 2011, 05:59:25 PM
None for me, thanks. I plan to live forever.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: RCMerchant on December 11, 2011, 10:45:43 AM
None for me, thanks. I plan to live forever.
Good luck,man. Hope it works out.
Me-If I died tommorow-I'm good with it.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 11, 2011, 05:16:53 PM
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this and decided the best way to die would be to have this woman take me over her knee and spank me to death.

(http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/l83021dominatrix.jpg)





Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: A_Dubya on December 15, 2011, 09:05:16 PM
Heart attack when I'm 94 years old while getting oral sex from a 25 year old chubby girl with huge tits.

Sure it'll probably scar her for life, but eh oh well.

Either that or die from an overdose on opium.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: JaseSF on December 15, 2011, 10:11:36 PM
Given the choice, I'd choose not to...but if I had to pick, I'd go with old age.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on December 16, 2011, 02:07:50 PM
Quietly, comfortably, and far in the future.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: alandhopewell on December 17, 2011, 01:41:15 PM
     Defending someone against great evil; and, I'd like to know that it's time.

(http://d200fahol9mbkt.cloudfront.net/item/15362577/You_Shall_Not_Pass.jpg)


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Trevor on November 09, 2012, 05:48:52 AM
The Seekers' The Carnival Is Over is another song I'd like played and for my very few enemies who wish me to GTFO of this life quickly, The Moody Blues' Go Now.  :wink:


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: tracy on November 10, 2012, 01:50:25 PM
knocked out unconscious and runned down by a steam roller


Doesn't look like too much fun.... :wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFpyqgJ4JEo&playnext=1&list=PLF82230F3E0B5AD0B&feature=results_video


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: Living_Dead_Girl on November 11, 2012, 07:34:42 AM
Not sure, but if the time comes before I have thought up an original idea off my own, Here are some creative ways off dying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul-Wwq7GNIQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhBYvlz2ufg

Or lets see some more wholsome family friendly cartoons...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_MW8i4deRU&feature=related

Now lets play a game...

And that game is called "Which cartoon is more messed up"

cause I am not doing well at this one.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: spongekryst on November 14, 2012, 09:04:54 PM
Bees or ants forming a colony inside my body.


Title: Re: How Do You Want to Die?
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 14, 2012, 09:28:45 PM
soon