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Title: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Olivia Bauer on November 08, 2011, 08:54:32 PM I got the idea after watching Celebrity Roasts. Maybe it can apply here. I want you guys to insult me. I will not take offense or give out boos*. It's all in good fun!
:wink: *I will give out applause if you make me literally laugh out loud Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: indianasmith on November 09, 2011, 12:08:21 AM Great idea!!! I'm starving, and I've got lots of barbecue sauce!!!! :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Oh - wait. You weren't being literal. Drat!!!! :bluesad: I ws really hungry too! Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Flick James on November 09, 2011, 09:16:31 AM It's good to be here at the A.J. Bauer Roast. I came because I heard it was great place to meet women. Oh, wait...
But seriously. How about that A.J., a man who's changed his name more than Elizabeth Taylor's been married. Wait, maybe he IS Elizabeth Taylor. But anyway... Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Flick James on November 09, 2011, 12:28:31 PM But anyway...
I'm sure the A.J. Bauer Roast will be a big hit. I mean, who doesn't like the smell of cooked Angora? Is this thing on? But seriously, folks, I'm glad to see A.J. will be bringing back his famous reviews. Geez, I don't know what's more unsavory, the movies A.J. reviews or Trevor's underpants. Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Menard on November 09, 2011, 12:44:22 PM Who?
Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Skull on November 09, 2011, 02:15:01 PM First I need to :drink: and :drink: and :drink: and :cheers: before I start to :hot: somebody... :)
Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Flick James on November 09, 2011, 02:26:27 PM First I need to :drink: and :drink: and :drink: and :cheers: before I start to :hot: somebody... :) Really? You must drink all the time then. :teddyr: Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Skull on November 09, 2011, 04:08:53 PM First I need to :drink: and :drink: and :drink: and :cheers: before I start to :hot: somebody... :) Really? You must drink all the time then. :teddyr: there are a few exceptions... :) Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: JaseSF on November 09, 2011, 07:42:28 PM Who? That's what I was thinking. Seems he had another name or two once upon a time. Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: bob on November 10, 2011, 01:01:54 AM Great idea!!! I'm starving, and I've got lots of barbecue sauce!!!! :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: Oh - wait. You weren't being literal. Drat!!!! :bluesad: I ws really hungry too! I think you were on the right track :wink: Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: zombie no.one on November 10, 2011, 04:15:10 AM you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks
Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Psycho Circus on November 10, 2011, 09:21:46 AM you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks If he sees a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, he fills in the pond with concrete, he ploughs the family into the field, blows up the tree, and uses the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother. Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Olivia Bauer on November 10, 2011, 10:27:48 PM I think more users should try this. Of course users should make roast threads themselves. It can come across as offensive any other way.
Title: Re: Let's roast A.J. Bauer Post by: Menard on November 10, 2011, 11:14:37 PM I think more users should try this. Of course users should make roast threads themselves. It can come across as offensive any other way. Well I certainly for one would want to avoid coming across as offensive. (yeah, I made myself laugh too) This is one such similar thread I started for myself (though anybody is welcome to start a thread about me...just to stroke my ego more :teddyr: ) Menard has not left the building (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,113989.0.html) I thought I had started another thread where it was more specific about taking free shots at me without fear of retribution, but I can't find it at present. Of course, anybody is always welcome to start a thread about me for any reason (as I just love the attention :teddyr: ). |