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HI
A major part of my job is having to endure regular monthly meetings with various social services and other teachers.
One of the teachers is a brassy loudmouthed woman whom i detest.Today during one such meeting i was sat at the table awaiting this womans entrance.The lady in question then strode confidently towards her chair keeping her steely gaze locked onto me,then WHAM!!! she slipped on the floor and fell on her fat ass all in glorious matrix style slow motion.
At this all the other members rushed to her aid whilst i sat on my chair laughing hysterically.It took me nearly quarter of a hour to stop laughing whilst this woman glared at me with tear filled eyes.I know it was wrong but i do love it when people make an ass of themselves.Needless to say the meeting has been postponed untill next week but i just know when i see her i will fall into fits of laughter.So guys have you ever laughed at someone making an ass of themselves?

I fail to see how falling on your ass is the same as being an ass...

Anyway, if she was a total ass then she deserves the fall... :)

I was walking about 20 feet behind a woman once who was texting and walking. I could see she was virtually oblivious to everthing going on around her. She was giggling periodically because whatever she was texting about must have been frightfully funny.

Anyway, she rounded a corner to head into a parking structure, stepped too early, and walked face-first into the wall. She dropped her phone, grabbed her nose, and was grimacing in pain. It happened right in front of me so I stopped and asked her if she was okay, but I found myself fighting back laughing hysterically and I'm sure a couple of chuckles creeped out.

Well,this isn't about any physical pain but a nice bit of justice. I was a professional framer at MJDesigns and this very pompous woman came up to the counter to arrange a framing job. She was extremely rude,overly demanding and put down everything I showed her. She even tried to get me to find someone to wait on her that "actually knew what they were doing". Her boney hands were covered in diamonds and her dress looked very expensive so I guessed she was used to simply snapping her fingers for whatever she wanted. She finally condescended to agree to something,informing me that if it didn't turn out exactly as she wished she would get me fired. She handed me a shiney credit card....which was immediatly denied. She grew mad and ordered me to retry it,that I'd obviously done it wrong. Denied a second time she called for the manager who ran it himself....denied #3. She ponced away all upset and embarassed. We all had a big laugh.

the local council spent at least a year repeatedly denying my parents planning permission to convert one of our family's barns into an office for a local business to set up in. they would use excuses like it would ruin the local scenery (how is a disused barn more aesthetically pleasing than an office which looks like a barn I wonder?!) and even started threatening my parents when they kept applying for permission (as in threatening to send them to prison/fines etc if they didn't drop the application - yes, prison). eventually my parents went to the top regional authority and a vote was cast resulting in a unanimous decision that they should be allowed to convert the barn.

fast forward a couple of years and the barn is now converted into offices ( I worked on it), and the best thing is the local council who spent so much effort trying to stop it getting converted for stupid reasons was forced to put a photo of it on the front of their monthly magazine, as a prime example of thriving businesses in the area  :thumbup:  :teddyr:

here's a pic of the offices as they were nearing completion:

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2wn02ud.jpg)

what's that? oh yea they put up a freaking skull & crossbones flag outside at one stage to try and deter us.