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Title: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: ghouck on November 23, 2011, 03:18:45 PM
http://my.gci.com/gci/portal/Newschannel.aspx?ArticleID=D9R6KFGG2&CatID=TopHeadlines (http://my.gci.com/gci/portal/Newschannel.aspx?ArticleID=D9R6KFGG2&CatID=TopHeadlines)

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Several members of the group carried out the attacks in September and October by forcefully cutting the beards and hair of Amish men and women, authorities said. Cutting the hair is a highly offensive act to the Amish, who believe the Bible instructs women to let their hair grow long and men to grow beards and stop shaving once they marry.


Funny that the suspect's name is 'Mullet'


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Flick James on November 23, 2011, 05:39:11 PM
Amish fundamentalist terrorism. What's next, I ask you?


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: FatFreddysCat on November 23, 2011, 06:51:00 PM
Amish-on-Amish crime. America's secret shame.


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: indianasmith on November 23, 2011, 06:51:52 PM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?

 - When he wears his big black hat backwards!
 - When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
 - When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
 - When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
 - When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
 - When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Flick James on November 23, 2011, 07:12:03 PM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?

 - When he wears his big black hat backwards!
 - When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
 - When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
 - When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
 - When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
 - When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."

Or when he says on New Years Eve: "Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1899."


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Flick James on November 23, 2011, 07:13:48 PM
And what's the deal with the moustache-less beards? Is there something in the Bible about that?


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: indianasmith on November 24, 2011, 01:40:30 AM
Not that I am aware of, and I have read the book in question more than once. :teddyr:

Maybe they have Lincoln envy!


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on November 24, 2011, 07:53:46 AM
You know how you can tell when your Amish teen is headed for big trouble?

 - When he wears his big black hat backwards!
 - When you find his secret stash of colorful socks!
 - When you catch him looking at pictures of girls without their bonnets on!
 - When you correct him and he yells "Thou Stinketh!!!"
 - When he defiantly states: "If we had a radio, I would'st listen to RAP!!"
 - When his name is Jebediah, but he insists on being called "Jeb-Daddy."

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Criswell on November 25, 2011, 03:19:57 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 25, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.

At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Cthulhu on November 25, 2011, 06:04:28 PM
I'm not against shaving amish women's beards.
That seems pretty weird to me.


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Mr. DS on November 27, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.

At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
These jokes need to be sharpened up a bit.


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 27, 2011, 09:56:28 PM
Well they're getting in a close shave with the law.

At least they didn't get themselves into a lather about it.
These jokes need to be sharpened up a bit.

They are a little shaggy, I admit.


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: tracy on November 30, 2011, 01:49:11 PM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on December 01, 2011, 01:23:00 AM
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime?  :wink:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: tracy on December 01, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime?  :wink:


(http://moviebuzzers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/500full-curly-howard.jpg)

NYUK,NYUK,NYUK!


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on December 13, 2011, 07:59:50 AM
Was there perhaps a Witness to this crime?  :wink:


([url]http://moviebuzzers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/500full-curly-howard.jpg[/url])

NYUK,NYUK,NYUK!


 :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :thumbup:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on April 10, 2013, 08:45:36 AM
It seems that Mr Mullet is going to jail......  :question:

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306751/Amish-families-relax-sports-day-parents-prepare-to-jail-beard-cutting.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306751/Amish-families-relax-sports-day-parents-prepare-to-jail-beard-cutting.html)

Haven't the FBI got anything better to do? I ask you.  :question:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Bushma on April 10, 2013, 09:11:32 AM
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Four women and one man will start jail terms of between one and seven years, leaving nearly three dozen children without one or both parents for the duration of their sentences.

 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

3 dozen kids between 5 people?!?!



Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on April 11, 2013, 08:09:06 AM
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Four women and one man will start jail terms of between one and seven years, leaving nearly three dozen children without one or both parents for the duration of their sentences.

 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

3 dozen kids between 5 people?!?!



Yikes and I thought the nine kids my maternal grandparents had were a lot!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 11, 2013, 08:50:24 AM
How Ahmished this thread!


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on April 15, 2013, 04:20:30 PM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?

Yeah, those drive-by shootings with horse and buggy are really becoming a social problem...


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on May 03, 2013, 06:06:59 AM
How Ahmished this thread!

 :wink: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Trevor on May 03, 2013, 06:09:48 AM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?

Yeah, those drive-by shootings with horse and buggy are really becoming a social problem...

But the clop-clop sound of the horses hooves and all the crap on the road do leave a trail.....  :wink:


Title: Re: FBI arrests 7 in Amish haircut attacks in Ohio
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on May 14, 2013, 08:32:08 PM
The Amish Mafia....what's this world coming to?

Yeah, those drive-by shootings with horse and buggy are really becoming a social problem...

But the clop-clop sound of the horses hooves and all the crap on the road do leave a trail.....  :wink:

True that!  :smile: