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Title: Hot stuff!
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 06, 2011, 02:11:45 PM
(http://www.heyokamagazine.com/obese.jpg)


What they really meant by "Birth of a Nation."



Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 06, 2011, 09:42:15 PM
I heard you could use her panties as a parachute, is that true?


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: sprite75 on December 06, 2011, 11:59:49 PM
IT BURNS!  OH MY GOD IT BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I really needed this right before bed time too!


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Texdar on December 07, 2011, 03:08:26 PM
Has officially gone off cottage cheese.


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Mr. DS on December 07, 2011, 10:01:40 PM
Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: sprite75 on December 07, 2011, 11:25:26 PM
Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...

It'd be hard to miss that target.


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Jack on December 08, 2011, 08:17:37 AM
In nature, Crisco lard actually lives in colonies...


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Hammock Rider on December 09, 2011, 01:06:33 PM
Turns out, Megan Fox is really allergic to peanuts!


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 09, 2011, 03:02:53 PM

I wonder if this is how the Elephant Man was reared.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34



Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: crackers on December 09, 2011, 03:05:28 PM
Pearl from Blade gets a bandanna.


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: El Misfit on January 02, 2012, 12:14:09 AM
"Oh yeah, well, your mama is so big........"


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: sprite75 on January 06, 2012, 04:48:41 PM
(http://www.heyokamagazine.com/obese.jpg)

Our new underwear comes in three sizes.  Chelsea Peretti, Lonnie Love, and Peaches.


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: JayJayM12 on January 10, 2012, 06:39:55 PM
The hole that she's leaning down towards is the least glorious of all glory holes.


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: AndyC on January 31, 2012, 11:14:56 PM
As a classmate from high school used to say, you'd have to roll that one in flour and aim for the wet spot.


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Trevor on February 01, 2012, 07:15:50 AM
Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...

With what?  :wink:


Title: Re: Hot stuff!
Post by: Jack on February 01, 2012, 07:44:51 AM
Oh well...might as well get this out of the way....


I'd hit that...

With what?  :wink:

A Chevy Suburban maybe?