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I'll kick this one off with some from kids shows. Yes I know, I shouldn't enjoy their "aesthetic value" while my kids are dancing around the room but ....

Nina from Sprout
(http://www.commercialexploitation.org/images/sproutninastarcouch.jpg)

and

Shayna Rose (fresh beat band)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b244/kidneypain/7zfxq7zff30vz7ff.jpg)

Yeah, Shayna is hot. She was replaced by some other girl who isn't as hot.

There's a lady who hosts a video called Potty Power that definitely has helped in my reluctant son's potty training. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a crush, but she sure it as cute as a button.

Also, Emily Browning has grown into quite a young hottie, but she still looks like a teenager and of course I cannot escape thinking of her as Violet Baudelaire from A Series of Unfortunate Events. She's in some erotic movie now called Sleeping Beauty. I saw some clips and was like  :buggedout:. I know she's of legal age (21 or so I think), but it still makes me feel like a perv.

Totally agreed on Shayna Rose.

Kind of liked Josie Jump and Miss Hoolie on Balamory.

The weird one for me is a show I don't like and mostly manage to avoid - The Big, Comfy Couch. Hate the show, but with a little imagination, I thought Loonette must be pretty hot without the costume and clown makeup. And indeed, I was right:
(http://images.wikia.com/residentevil/images/7/79/0052-org.jpg.jpeg)

(http://richcrib.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Chaz-Bono-Sonny-and-Cher-Daughter-Sex-Change.jpg)


Hello?  Hello?  Where did everyone go?

Burgo, if there was a slap icon, you would get 50 of them.

     MOLLY QUINN, from Castle....

     (http://www.clickceleb.com/pictures/10000/258/4735.jpg)

     I'm a sucker for redheads.

Yeah, she is also cute as a button, and I also have a thing for redheads. Hell, I married one.

But, like Emily Browning, she makes me feel pervy.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Harley-tnba.jpg)
Shameful I know  :lookingup:

I'll see that, and raise you a:
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/trigun_Vash_Wolfwood_018.jpg)


Also, major girl-boner for COMMUNITY's Troy & Abed
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nOxAFMIIsB4/TViXYeKrbLI/AAAAAAAADt8/6XUEaO9TGII/s1600/tumblr_l9bg0vwUgN1qzrl6wo1_500.png)

Wow, Val Kilmer has really let himself go.

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20500000/Ariel-Part-of-your-world-the-little-mermaid-20540474-626-360.png)

(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10700000/Marcia-Brady-the-brady-bunch-10707011-806-617.jpg)

Marsha Marsha, Marsha...Always Marsha..


I thought the same about Loonette, and Nina. 
-Ed

     Like this....?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zzi3uLDRMnc/TGmsG21JP8I/AAAAAAAAFFA/0DziNIpG0io/s1600/emily_browning_hot_sexy_dress_legs.jpg)

     Remember Six, from BLOSSOM....

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C-4ht6msalY/To4bs2QT7BI/AAAAAAAACRQ/GcZufiEM3iM/s1600/Jenna+Von+Oy+THEN.jpg)

Eeeeeexactly.

Moose from "You can't do that on television"

What....no Chinese Girl Scouts? :bouncegiggle:

(http://asia.wagggs.org/shared/uploads/organisations/images/thumb_Taiwan.JPG.PNG)

When my kids watch "VicTORIous" on Nickelodeon, I used to feel bad for thinking "Wow, all the girls on this show are freakin' hot..."

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr//2010/11/victorious-girls/victorious-girls-cast-shoot-19.jpg)

Fortunately, according to Wikipedia they're all 18 years of age or over, so I guess that's not too pervy.

I couldn't disagree with you more actually, i find the new Marina hotter.  Shayna had this goofy look on her face all the time.  

Oh so we aren't talking about like.....our older cousins or anything?

(http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/unnamed_kegongs0wh.jpg)
bad enough she's older than me, she's also kinda dead. :lookingup: I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF (sobs off)

(http://www.compedia.net/imgtemp/LT_SteP_020_4C.png)

I know what you're thinking, but she's only a year younger than me, so shut it.

Also, the woman in this commercial, Cheryl Graff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q56Z3dZdQlA

I got to admit I kindof second this one.  I remember seeing lazy town back in the day prior to having kids for some drunken reason (2AM only thing on, you know how that goes) and thinking the pinkhaired girl was cute.  Maybe its setting, she has no competition so that kindof spruces her up a bit.

As for new Marina versus old I will admit the new Marina (whoever the hell she is) is ok but she is no Shayna, never will be. Shayna isn't necessarily over the top sexual, she just has a certain charm to her they will never match.  Of course the Fresh beats are all close to 30something now (essentially my age), despite the goofiness they are all definitely well into their adult years. That thought actually somewhat comforts me as I go to work and don't do any choreography for a kids show  :cheers:

(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/tns_068TamiStronach.jpg)

Every time I watch this movie, I still get a little flutter in my heart.  I was four or five when I fell in love with her and Tami Stronach is pushing 40 now, so it's not too creepy.

     EMILY VAN CAMP
(I'm a baaaaad boy....)

(http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/4/9779/826.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDgFygSVC0Y&list=UUyXZPGBKfmxCeE1eLiUe2UQ&index=22&feature=plcp

Here someone I CAN have a crush on and do...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Brown (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Brown)

While i'm not gay (nor a pedophile), I kinda had a man crush on......

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f14/Kmitzell/atreyu.jpg)

Being in love with a horse doesn't make you gay.  :wink:

And that Artax is one fine-looking pony.

Hahahaha!

I have a serious crush on one of my co-workers but I'm celibate, so.........  :bluesad:

I just hope you're practicing safe celibacy.

Thats sick, the horse was underage!

Android 18 from DBZ
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100521154913/dragonball/images/1/11/Android18SemiPerfectCellSaga.png)
I need a life  :twirl:

     I can beat that!

(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1500000/Sailor-Mars-sailor-moon-1596671-467-600.jpg)

Heh.  That's funny, I just bought my girlfriend a "Sexy Sailor Mars" outfit.  No, really.

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l344a4Uy371qzs4qs.bmp)
Morgendorffer & Lane

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

Seriously, I haven't been with anyone since 2004. AND people WONDER why I AM so INTENSE someTIMES  :wink:

     We humbly request photos.

Here's a surprising one. Officer Beaples on The Wiggles. When I think about it, there is a lot going on there - pretty actress to start with, woman in uniform, and the exaggerated stage makeup kind of puts me in mind of a Robert Palmer video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0oGD6HofL0

The chick on the Big Comfy Couch...one of the most terrorizing shows I've ever seen btw. But the way she stretches...well, see for yourself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqZoK1bq2hs&feature=related

Oh absolutely. Horrible show, but Loonette is strangely compelling. You can tell she's pretty hot under the makeup, and she's clearly very flexible.

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/imagesCAZ3ZYRL.jpg)

Luna.Not actress Carrol Borland...I mean the Luna persona.

And not because she's a vampire...just because she's mysterious and sexy.

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpmzpx97PG1qzvw5po1_500.jpg)

The person 3 feet to my left.

(http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dakota-fanning-cosmopolitan-cover-february-2012.jpg)

I know I shouldn't have a crush on Doggett, but what can I say? He brings out the man in me.

Captain Huppette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlc7ymdWmGY&feature=related
...and Pippa's not bad either.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/Catwoman%26Catgirl.jpg)
What can I say, 'nother in the bed?  :twirl: :twirl: :wink: :tongueout:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/BGK15.png)

...eh, yeah........

Disney Workhorse Selena Gomez was born in '92, so it's ok to notice her.

(http://selenagomez.be/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/933ca_selena-gomez-bikini.jpg)

      ARIANA GRANDE....

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z77/alandhopewell/20110416-123248.jpg)

I feel the same way. It's impossible not to watch Nickelodeon and not notice some 18 or 19 year old hottie. Sadly we live in a society that heavily frowns upon an older man appreciating a young girls beauty even if she is of legal age. This is a double standard that frustrates me to no end. It's OK for grown women to fawn all over Justin Bieber (when he was only 16 I might add), but If an older man commented on his girlfriend Selena Gomez (who is now 19), he would be looked at as a pervert or sexual predator. While older women are rewarded for this kind of behavior and called Cougars. I have no interest in women my own age, because I'm a middle aged teenager with youthful interest. I look a good ten years younger than I am, so I've mostly dated younger women. But in the past couple of years younger women get angry if I even look at them and as soon as they find out how old I am they run for cover. I blame the media and the sicko internet predators for giving older guys a bad name. I'm not trying to go out with high school girls or anything, I'm talking about women 18-30. Even 30 year olds think 40 is old. It didn't use to be a big deal. When I was 20 I dated an older women in her 30's and nobody seemed to care. What's wrong with the world now?

Coming in a close second to the Victorious girls would be...

(http://cdn.media.abcfamily.com/a/images/image-util/500x375/58ed4b4c7ed77b1d0186dcfd1759a7e4.jpg)

Pretty Little Liars

I saw Anna Chapman on the yahoo the other day.  She is a spy working towards destroying my country and my way of life....

but, well, you see...

(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chapman_071.jpg)

Kinda got a thing for Dr. Weir on Stargate Atlantis.

(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/vlcsnap-46981.jpg)

Doris Burke.

my girlfriend. She sometimes treats me like s**t, but im in love :P